Geen haar op m’n hoofd die eraan denkt ooit uit de buurt-app te stappen.

I just want to be sure what I'm seeing: the President of the United States, from his actual social media account, is promoting an AI video of himself promoting a made-up medical conspiracy? Is that what's happening?

Me: “we lost literally every game” My dad: “what does this mean for placing for the Olympics” Bless his heart 😂

I’m at the European championships of flag football and our standings are ATROCIOUS but there’s loads of kids and teens that want pics and autographs who don’t care that we suck 🥰

And get ghosted and promptly sent to hell? No thanks.

Quote-skeet with that one high school photo

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

My tiny friend has to lift her tiny wife on her shoulders to get something from the back of their cupboard

Sinds wanneer spreekt men het uit als anTIfa? Vroegâh was het nog gewoon ANtifa. Neemt iedereen het van Amerikaanse media over of zo?

Can we all just leave them alone

Lmfao, when the body recomposition progress pics are so good that Reddit users say “this is 100% fake”, you know you did well. Said progress in the reply (TW for anyone who is sensitive to weight loss stuff)

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

She tried

Replying this to a guy telling me what he wants to do to me to test if he still wants to do it after I reply this

I’ve entered a bunch of far right Telegram groups for… fun?? I guess?? And must conclude that they’re actually pretty much all crypto scams.

She did a blues

For once I would like to compete in a major international sports event where the game apparel actually comes in on time.

Remember hell thread? I don’t even remember why that happened

QOTD is from my building's Dominican cleaning lady: "Normal men? Son crazy. Y young?!" *shakes head*

How much dedotated wam do you need to run your own server

Typing with long nails sucks ass. I give up, I will be a short nail haver for the rest of my life.

being a lil bit buff rules so far

Locking in for euro championships next week 😌🏈

They won ofc. 21 - 6

Sometimes people review code with an arrogance that feels sexist tbh.

Bsky is my nice place where I never engage with and immediately block anyone with a Bad Opinion 🥰 Nobody can tell me to “stop creating an echo chamber” or guilt trip me for blocking them with zero interaction ever again.

Made it home after 12 hours btw.

Switching to a healthy diet was all fun and games until I discovered I am now lactose intolerant

Watching my gorls from the train. LFG Hamburg Amazons!!!

@nieuws.nos.nl Waarom hebben jullie nog steeds een foute citatie hier staan? Tijdens de persconferentie werd duidelijk gezegd dat dat door het familielid werd gezegd. Niet door de dader zelf.

On the way back my train was canceled before I even got on it lmaooo. Now I can try in 2 hours but I already know that’s gonna be a disaster. Mentally preparing for staying the night.

I’m away and just got this message forwarded from my kid today 😭

Like? This is clearly AI?! @nieuws.nos.nl hoe delen jullie dit?! youtu.be/-q1N6Akpz9c?...

My sister just showed me a video of Trump condemning Charlie Kirk’s killing, but we both think it’s AI. Wtf. Shared by our main news channel here @nieuws.nos.nl

Anyway here's the best part about visiting my sister

if you’re a good innocent person your death should matter more. palestinian children have been dying all day every day without true comment and this one shitstain of a human dying is dominating national news. it should matter more.

Yes, this is what an LLM does. People are still not understanding what an LLM is designed to do, which is definitely not being aware of current events unless it’s supplemented with a constantly replenished data store.

I’m Deutsche Bahn’s number 1 hater. FU DB.

Another reason to love Chicago

I benched 8 reps at 50kg today, officially putting me in the advanced side of the female lifting scale. Big personal win whoop whoop. My goal only like 2 months ago was 50kg 1RM

Well yeah how else are you gonna expedite the time loop ending

Reminder to check and cull your subscriptions

Het ging over een man die om 10 uur 's ochtends z'n volledige sealtje sos over straat liet vallen en het vervolgens direct van de grond op probeerde op te snuiven met een stukje papier.

The American mind cannot comprehend this (Real movie poster my sister, who lives in Germany, just sent me)

Lekker chillen met Hitler en pumpkin spice.

More true than I realized when I made it.

Wil iemand wedje leggen waar de voice note over gaat voordat ik em luister?

Ppl need to stop being so bothered by “Blueskyism” as if it does anything. We’re showing our whole ass giving a shit about it tbh

Expectation after deleting IG, Reddit, and TikTok: significantly curb my phone addiction and screen time Reality: spending that same amount of screen time on Bluesky and **shudders** LinkedIn