This is giving Tim Curry in The Worst Witch

Sitting in a parking lot waiting for a store to open. A guy walks out of a PetSmart wheeling a fish tank to his car. He will never get it in there by himself. I help him out. Turns out he is an instacart delivery person. Someone ordered a fucking fishtank ....

Daily sketch 🌸🏝🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the Cat ? #art #artsky #ink #sketch

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Guess what, people could too. You do know there is a simple fucking solution to this, right? It's called fact checking, but I know you won't do that because you already made the dumb ass decision to use AI, instead of doing the research yourself.

Fucked up and didn't see short term disability needed an extension. Doctors office bumped me up for an appointment today for paperwork to go back to work. Went to leave only to find my battery is dead. Next appointment is June 14 Looks like I won't be making rent.

Retired Factory Worker Had No Idea Earnings From ’50s Would Have To Support 3 Generations Of Family https://theonion.com/retired-factory-worker-had-no-idea-earnings-from-50s-w-1819576513/

I'm just going to say it. Buffets are underrated. You get to try a bunch of different foods for a low price

Surely they've suffered enough?

Slightly increase a band Voyage

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Started watching Dr. Stone again, just finished season 1, and it's...just ok. Hopefully it gets better, but at this point it's definitely not on par with a lot of anime I've watched lately.

This one really takes me back! www.youtube.com/shorts/3eEX_...

Is there a rule in anime that there has to be at least one detestable perfect?

Sorry, hang on while I'm stroking out, and unable to verbally or physically communicate, to ask if the ambulance is in network.

I fucking hate our medical system. There is absolutely no way to make sure an ambulance or emergency procedures will be "in network" It is complete bullshit for insurance companies to pull that shit.

I know I'm behind on the news, but I feel like I would have heard we got a new state... (Punctuation is important)

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch

I loved, bitches

See you on the other side

I'm having a heart procedure tomorrow. If anything goes wrong I wanted you all to know it's been fun hanging with everyone here.

You ever have something on your mind that you absolutely cannot share with anyone?

I love her skits so much www.youtube.com/shorts/ggqvV...

Watched someone play Cabin Factory, and now I'm going to bed. Please say I'll have nightmares!

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

The cat, the samurai ,and myself wanted to say thank you to all of you who appreciate and support our universe. Your support and kind words mean so much, I'm forever grateful to each of you. LK🥷🐈‍⬛️ #art #artsky #ink #sketch

I promise I didn't see this until after I hit send on that post ...

What one passive video game ability would you want in real life i.e. eating anything heals you, sleeping heals you completely, can sell anything to a vendor, can sore anything in your pocket. etc. As much as I'd love being healed, I think I'd want to see and be able reallocate my own stats

I loved these shows and will never forget them! youtu.be/nJw_Ac02W-Q

My god, I forgot all about this show! I don't remember a lot of it, but I remember I loved it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjE7...

I need this mug.

Bet you can't guess who had a nap and is still awake...

I keep seeing a youtube short pop up for Daemons of the Shadow Realm, saying something like "Biggest plot twist ever!" and it's little something that happens in the first 10 minutes, and hinted at in the first minute....

I hate a.i. slop, which is what the original post contains. Here's a link to NASA's story about Voyager, Cassini, and Saturn's North Pole:

What. A. Week. Congratulations to our friends PRAGMATA, Windrose, and Replaced for the launch of your games! MOUSE: P.I. For Hire is proud to share the spotlight with you all 🔦

I can't find anything I want to do and I don't want to do nothing.

Started a Planes, Trains and Automobiles painting. #caricature #art

There’s a dude on instagram listening to his grandfather’s music collection that he inherited. Today it was the 1992, self titled album “Rage against the machine”. Fuck. I’m old.

Got hit with a wave of no interest in anything. So I'm just going to lie in bed until I rot.

I was watching a cute little jumping spider exploring around and that mf jumped directly onto my face 😭

Humble bragging and crying at the same time...

Had to break into my football cards for some money. Didn't sell the best ones, but still...

I'm sorry, why has it taken so long to get a Flintstones style game? www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeb1...

went to bed around 5 am and woke up around 8:30am or so. Haven't slept all day, and I'm not sleepy now either...

I'm 9 cards away from mastering Pokemon Phantasmal Force. Sadly, one of those cards is the rarest one... #pokemon #pokemontcg

Wonder if I can finally fall asleep....

Not me almost completely breaking down in my doctor appointment asking if she could help me find a therapist

I don't see the point in food where you'd need to be able to unhinge your jaw to eat it...

Basically the dream was just me driving and she was in the passenger seat, and we just held hands and talked about being married. Just a really sweet dream.