I'm just going to say it. Can we have one year without Christmas. It's the worst time of year. People are at their worst while trying to say they care.

That 15 minute nap did not, in fact, help my mood...

Change one letter, ruin a candy: Bun Dip

Why is it so fucking difficult for most people to even think one step ahead?

Sharks absolutely get cancer, and people claiming otherwise are pseudoscientific grifters preying on the desperate. Even if sharks did not get cancer, eating shark would not cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.

I love being told it's rude to tell someone, that likes to talk ALL the time, that I don't feel like talking ALL the time.

The two sides of me.

Forgot how bad my day at work was because I just had the worst tater tots I've ever had...

We can now watch the United States explode and sink beneath the ocean live!

In a really bad hopeless romantic mood today, and my brain wanted to hear some tunes I haven't listened to in a long while. So Atlantic Starr it is... #music #musicsky #hopelessromantic youtu.be/dM-CiPKZF4g?...

I hate when I wake up really early on my own and could fall back asleep if it was for being so hungry....

post a witch 🧹

John Candy: I Like Me is such a great and heartfelt documentary. We need more of him in this world.

Guy pushing a cart down the aisle, with his son in it, and his glasses on top of his head. Him: if I pulled my glasses down I might be able to see, huh? Me: *nods* Him: *doesn't pull his glasses down, or get anything in the aisle, turns and walks out of the aisle*

You must be this tall to eat these flavors.

I had a customer tell me they don't like pre bottled tea because it's too strong and too bitter. But then they started telling me how when they make tea they leave their tea bags in for hours...

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness !! Seriously such honesty and adorableness!

No one ever talks about how the past would smell ...

I can't tell who's winning, the 20lb weighted blanket or my freezing hard nipples...

This is a song I want to belt out every time it comes, even in the grocery store. I've loved Soul Asylum since I discovered them in the 90s, and I'm so glad they had more music for me to discover as an adult! #music #musicsky youtu.be/NRtvqT_wMeY?...

zohran mamdani’s whole vibe is “best muppet show guest ever,” you don’t hear rumors about him as much as even being rude to anyone, and people ostensibly in his own party are continuing to paint him as a bad person, like what the actual fuck people

Finally decided to dress myself up a little #pokemonza

My first shiny in Pokemon ZA is not one of the better ones...

My money under Democrats vs my money under Republicans

Explain your job, but out of context. I'm either on my knees or bending over working on huge loads.

Now that I've had lunch, I have the energy to fall asleep...

What's it like in your head?

Double this because of the amount of commercials and previews before movies these days....

Earbuds just died and I still have, at the minimum, 4 hours of work left...

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

For the original Godzilla roar, Ifukube borrowed a double bass from the Japan Art University's music dept and created the sound by loosening the strings and rubbing them with a leather glove. The sound was recorded and played at a reduced speed. #Gojira 1954 #TCMParty

7 times...

Bit my lip last night. Eating lunch and have now bitten the same spot 4 more times. The fuck are bodies like this...

Cashier: How's it going Me: I'm here Cashier: Could be worse Me:*thinking* Go fuck yourself

Pissed because I can't get this stupid joke out of my head...

I've never had an anime hug my heart so gently. Fragrant Flower That Blooms With Dignity is the most beautiful anime ever!

Stupid thoughts at work: A great name for a donkey would be "Donkey Shane"

I think I might buy the new Pokemon game.

I want to buy a weighted blanket, but am having a hard time deciding which one... Does anyone have any suggestions?

YOU DO NOT GOTTA HAND IT TO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE STOP WITH THIS SHIT SHE OPENLY HATES JEWS SHE HAS ULTERIOR MOTVES YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY AGREE WITH HER

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No, I'm super stoked that my phone didn't charge last night. It's SO great...

Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Ate, took a nap, then woke up past my bed time. Just took a shower and now time to try to go to bed ...

the ice cream isn't helping...

I think I'm going to treat myself today...

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

I might get out of my comfort zone soon and try out a temporary position at work...

You can hype up games and toys and the like, but I do not believe companies should be able to put misrepresented wording on any packaging for consumable/health products.

Welp, looks like ICE has been seen around my apartment complex.