I have no choice but to listen to the cyberpunk playlist that I made before the pandemic really popped off in 2020.

Like at some point quite a while ago my attitude towards the American military shifted from pure contempt to pity for the fact that many people are trapped in the choice between the military and poverty and all the feelings that go with that, but how the fuck does anyone still have this take?

Can Mark Rutte stop embarrassing Dutch people with his boot licking at any point? That would be greeeeeat.

Oh also I've been hating ICE since then.

My new linguistic pet peeve is people using "larping" when the role playing in question is not at all live action. People keep talking about others "larping" on the internet. If it's on the internet it's not live action! You can say demonstrations are larping. Posting is not larping. #prescriptivism

I wonder how running Venezuela is going.

I contributed to a kickstarter for a gender one time, but it never delivered.

I want people to know that I'm a hipster of hating things people are writing about AI. I was hating things people were writing about AI in like 2003.

Insert your own goatse joke

I’ll be so sad if it turns out jordan peterson is dead and it’s not for something AT LEAST as funny as the time he flew to Russia to get someone to do put him into a coma so he could sleep through Xanax withdrawal like he did in 2020 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Kristi Noem didn't mention that she only caught the girlfriend of the founder of antifa because we're all in one big polycule.

I can't believe they didn't give the Peace Prize to Hitler's brain in a robot shark body.

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off

Here’s a thought for the press: if the only statement from ICE that you were able to fact check turned out to be a lie, maybe don’t lead with their version of a story requiring them to “defensively” fire bullets at someone.

I listened to part of Stephen Miller's Charlie Kirk memorial speech that people were saying sounded like Goebbels, and I thought it sounded like an algorithmically-derived Punisher t-shirt.

I went to my first work conference since I quit tech and became a bartender. You can find as much autism at the bartender con as at the dev/ops con. (complimentary)

I found American money in my couch cushions. Apparently a new, immigrant spider has moved in.

The major driver of white males becoming trans is fear of being in the same demographic as Elon Musk.

It's Fall, bitches.* Time for marzipan and for all the pumpkin sluts to frolic. *Yes it is.

Me: I could never be a parent. I need to sleep in whenever I want to. Also me: awake on a day off because my cat wants attention.

Ever put on some swirly goth music and dance swirlishly with your cats and a dangle toy? Ever put on some swirly goth music and dance swirlishly with your cats and a dangle toy... ON WEED?

One thing that's kinda funny* is that the misapplication of Godwin's Law is like totally dead now.

Lounged so hard on my days off that my cats got bored of me being in bed and harassed me to get up and play with them. Number one bed rotting champion.

I need someone to come stare at my head until I put away my last 3 boxes and put my table together.

Oh yeah it's the 4th of July. And the big 250. What a weird fucking time. Are people actually going to fireworks and shit this year? Is shit fucking crazy in the US? Do you all feel like you're taking crazy pills?

Why is the one time that churches in the US don't get to just break the law because fuck you when they're helping the homeless?

Does Elon getting canned from doge count as "Elon/Trump bromance breakup" which I wrote on my 2025 bingo card?

Does anyone want to invest in my chatGPT-powered mecha-Columbus?

Yasss, my girl @zohnoes.bsky.social has sent me my favorite American trash food.

Does BattleBots count as watching sports?

imagine sisyphus trotting cutely and proving love

We are currently clean on OPSEC

"Checkmate" derives ultimately from a Persian term 'Shāh Māt', which means "the king is stumped/helpless" probably as an Arabic corruption of the Persian word for "died/defeated", 'mata'. So it's supposed to be "your king is defeated" but actually means closer to "your king is confused".

A check in French was called a 'eschequier', which produced exchequer (which originally meant the board), which came to be associated with revenue collection in Norman England because colored squares with pieces on them were used for the accounting, resembling a chessboard.

So the 'check' in chess is the reason you write a check to a vendor, or pay the check at a restaurant. Both are references to ancient methods of accounting that resembled chess-boards. And all of that started with the wrong Persian word for "died/defeated". Language is weird. History in motion.

Is it extremely decadent to get into a fistfight and leave your kid gloves ON?

I made tofu bog bodies in little bogs for dinner because the Drents Museum didn't have any vegan jerky bog bodies as a souvenir, which they totally should. Some of the bodies lost a limb in the air fryer, much like real bog bodies in the bog.

William Gibson is asking what a polycule is. this is the cyberpunk future I've always dreamed of

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

My housemate observed that my cat when he's screaming in anticipation of dinner sounds like RFK Jr., and now I can't stop calling him RFK.

Is Gremlins 2... cyberpunk?

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a prescription for that 1800s cough syrup made out of weed and 100 proof gin

If you drink something with a magical effect, it's a "potion", but I think there's no classical western hermeticism magic name for something you eat instead of drink that's magic. *phat bong rip* *phat brownie bite*

In Acts there's this Christian couple that sells the land they own to go live in communism with the other Christians, but instead of giving 100% of that money to the Christian communal living they keep a little bit, AND THEN THEY DIE.

Hot new discourse: all the emoji are gender neutral; they just have different hair.

dutch wasn’t originally all cutesy like “weer petten de leetel raabbet”, but they changed it so they could i’m-just-a-little-guy their way out of being in trouble for the east india company