Coco wins with less than a minute to go! Incredible!

Gauff is killing me with these unforced errors

OSAKA WINS!!

My favorite show is on (Sabalenka tanking and Osaka winning)

edwyn collins was such a twink in his orange juice era www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhJ...

I am finally watching the french open. I was rooting for the hot french canadian but congrats to cobolli.

we're getting a lot of flora and fauna clues at the bee right now. i am live skeeting the bee even tho no one asked me to.

Now that Zwe is out of the bee, I think I gotta root for Avishka because she looks cool and stylish and i like her glasses.

I was rooting for Zwe Spacetime to win this spelling bee :(((

happy anniversary of "pepito they shot trump"

i think it would be pretty cool if someone threw a shoe at him

Uni? No. My true form is a sea urchin #AprilFools

ROAR PR UD

i survived a hockey game (attending)

At the boy aquarium on pride night

i could do without the commentary of noted terf martina navratilova at the miami open

look, i know no one is going to sweetgreen for the desserts but they truly have the saddest and gnarliest options

spoiler alert for pillion but is it weird that i want to write fanfic about colin and his date at the end of the movie (darren?)

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

I want to visit his home planet

there were at least three maybe four dune figure skating routines and NONE OF THEM thumped the ice to summon sandworms!!

sometimes i wish i had a polydactyl cat so i could make tiktok edits set to "big stepper," go viral, and rake in the cash this is my second big stepper reference of the day

it is very upsetting to me that big stepper is in a papa john's commercial because that was my karaoke song. papa john was already on my shitlist because his house is fugly.

watching women's olympic hockey and a finn is going in the sin bin

vibing to hold music because there's nothing else i can do

Me waiting for ao3 to come back online

I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

is it still lesbian bed death if you're single?

a petition for wanda sykes to host the golden globes next year, please

imagine getting bullied out of a mommy group with meghan trainor. and meghan's talking shit about you with mandy moore and hilary duff. it would be my thirteenth reason why.

i'm gonna tell my children this is timmy and kylie

this is wild. abc is airing the KTLA broadcast of the rose parade with NO commercials for FOUR HOURS

are bagel bites a kitchencel meal

there's a pony in my neighborhood named oreo. would it be weird if i knocked on my neighbor's door and asked if i could pet their pony

it's actually easy to clean your dishwasher filter. clean your dishwater filter. now.

thinking about neal the seal

i don't think the doom bathroom from something awful is that bad

love that it's sweater weather for dogs

i can tell many of the people i follow are trans because there are multiple sonic fan art posts in my popular with friends feed

i am sorry to say that i have heard an i am charlie kirk remix that is a bop

i think they should put lithium back in seven up

would you still love me if i were a worm

thinking about carly rae jepsen singing in simlish once again, as you do

mountain valley spring water is crispier than a mcdonald's sprite

BABY JOE WAS ROBBED

i am here to tell you that a high school marching band did björk's hyperballad at the macy's thanksgiving day parade

if you see a harry potter adult in the wild, it is important that you hiss at them

the lil wayne cover of weezer's holiday in the sun is actually good

computer bad