Good job I just peed, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon

Prime real estate

Well the christmas tree is well and truly demolished, shall we do the blinds next? "Let's get two kittens, it'll be so lovely"

2 days after the tree went up, the kittens have destroyed it, not like I warned everyone else or anything, this was taken within 10 mins of decorations completed, then it all started to go downhill from there

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Houston we have a problem

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 55,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Billy and Betty relaxing in-between meals and general chaos

Last Samurai Standing share.google/fIFY84JSR0j5... What's a beautifully made bloodfest

Billy and Betty looking for mischief, it's been twenty minutes since the last installment of chaos. Billy has more hints of Tabby

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

If this cough would kindly fuck off that'd be appreciated

It's a lazy Sunday for everyone

#Resist #Boycott #Indivisible

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Kittens day 2 We've netered fighting mode, they're oviously feeling quite at home, emerging favourite names are Buddy and Suzi #blackcat #kitten #cat #kittenfighting #siblingrivalry #catsofbluesky

After our beloved Yoko departed this existence we today welcomed this into our home brother and sister Names to be decided

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SAD!!

Einsteins theory has been proven.

Clearly, 41% of Americans have mental issues.

RIP my beautiful pusscat Yoko 2012-2025

We are reinstating Kimmel because we spent so much money on Mandolorian out this week

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Are amazon prime delivery times getting worse or is it just me? Going to ebay whenever possible these days

Spot on @privateeyenews.bsky.social !

bluesky very laggy for anyone else today?

Actually, I don't think he wrote it! But he DEFINITELY did this makeover in the Oval Office!

“What can you say about a guy like Donald Trump that hasn’t best been said in the Epstein papers…”

Perfect Private Eye cover

It's not the crime as much as it's the coverup.

He’s just stating the facts…

You have to admit that is a pretty weird reaction to an attempt on a head of state.…

Spotted earlier by my wife today in Kuta Lombok, Indonesia Now that's what I call customer service

A normal day watching a cow eat a coconut on a secluded Lombok island

Good morning from Lombok