Since search is dead, how soon do you think Google Scholar is headed for the Google Graveyard? I'm betting it's soon, and academia is NOT prepared

@heardindc.bsky.social [very relatable guy on the escalator to the Union Station food court, singing off-key] I’m on my waaaaaaay to be a big back

Poetry is hard to define, but I know it when I see it @jzux.bsky.social

People should put ranch on baked potato soup

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

There are certain EDM covers of songs that feel like Kidz Bop. I can’t quite put my finger on why, but it gives off that vibe

The landscape:

The policy lead for CDC's H5N1 response has abruptly resigned. Sources tell me CDC's response to the bird flu pandemic has been severely hobbled by the chaos of the past two weeks.

The “Ricken’s subplot” meme has got to be the funniest sendup of influencers I’ve seen in a moment

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

The thing I have learned in my medium-long life hanging out in many, many kitchens: if you get food storage/tupperware that has universal lids (that fit 90-100% of your container sizes), you will be much happier.

Rs with a banger photo of you

Muppet dojo casa house would be amazing though

LIZARD

*whirls double-bladed lightsaber* fuck it, we Maul

[marked as safe from Burning Man] […because I didn’t go]

“Don’t think, bite” is definitely me

Nyx is in her feelings because I refuse to play tug of war with her for five additional hours

one of the most pernicious developments of the last 15 years or so is the subscription model for literally everything

Somebody I met for the 1st time made a faux pas, realized, then wanted reassurance I wasn’t upset. Panicking and trying to walk the tightrope between “you haven’t earned reassurance” and “I don’t want this to be awk,” I said, “I don’t have any opinion of you,” which I now realize is kinda brutal

Crop art shows Minnesota radical politics at its most quaint.

I used to have 3 extra invite codes and they’ve disappeared lol

Heard it was thigh tat Thursday

Man with conservative haircut, wearing crisp chinos and a t-shirt that says, “Yeet your password every quarter for data security!” tucked into them: What if one of our return to office perks was we took all of our desk candy and set it in the break room and called it “Girl dinner?”

I’m giving myself permission to eat every little treat in my house while I pack

Ok because bsky is what it is, I will leave it up to y’all to decide what I actually look like

In case anyone was wondering if people do still walk up to Asian women and say “me love you long time,” yes, they still totally do

Flouring my cake pan through very light impact play

I’m moving so obviously it’s time to sit down and read every journal entry I’ve ever written and then use all the under-used appliances in my apartment wondering if my personality sucks

“lol”, said the canary in the coal mine as it started to feel faint, “lmao”

Really bro? You’re gonna luggage right stand left and block the entire situation?

Waiting for someone to make a baked ziti including American cheese so a very tiny corner of the internet will go bananas

1,000 likes and Daisy gets a potato chip

Klarna repo’ed my dress

Instagram shitting the bed for anyone else today?

It's perfect.

let’s see, do I want an app where funny posters run riot and call what they’re doing “skeets” or do I want to be Connected With The Brands I Love? super tough call lol

Just greeted a coworker with “hope you had a decent 4th and all your fingers”

LOL but CIQ (Crying inside quietly)

National Treasure and A Night at the Museum are the same movie

Anyone else holding onto random domains like moldering Beanie Babies

“It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile” Me: My face is gonna be so buff :(((((((((

OMG I actually have an image of C. elegans I took on a dive

Going to a funeral today, gonna put on my dress athleisure

"why do we need all this red tape, no one is being injured" *Red tape is removed* *Many injuries occur* "Ah"

Is pizza a fondue board?

Guys I was born in the 1900’s and that’s mean to me