#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!

These JFK files are wild

is everyone alive??

i have been reading the hobbit to my kids and it brings me no shortage of pleasure that they are both really into it

oof

I HATE TWITTER

what should i name themmmm (1 per person unless you’re my gf)

"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann

i survived a very stressful day today and im getting chinese takeaway for dinner tomorrow as a reward

I can't give up street drugs now. I *just* got addicted to them!

your true form !!

this and faux snakeskin shoes ill spray paint green

my gf has convinced me to cosplay as femboy harry du bois at a con with her in 2 months

(Draw a 3,500 year old pictogram of a human being.)

drinking coffee is annoying so ive just been holding my nose and swallowing a tablespoon of instant coffee every morning 😭😭

OH MY GOD

“i can’t wait for JFK to make america healthy again” - actual words spoken by my own mother

OMG HE WENT TO JAIL?!?! 😄😄

DON’T

this is the art equivalent of edging wtf

Just... all day, every day... I turn my head and there he is, on my ass, riding like there's no tomorrow.