This morning, Human Rights Watch released its 180-page report on the federal government’s terror campaign against Minnesota. It is as comprehensive a record as I have seen about what happened, and is still happening, here. www.hrw.org/report/2026/...

This morning, Human Rights Watch released its 180-page report on the federal government’s terror campaign against Minnesota. It is as comprehensive a record as I have seen about what happened, and is still happening, here. www.hrw.org/report/2026/...

we absolutely have to bring back Persian Palms

While looking this up, I came across this stunningly tacky, apparently real, and thankfully short-lived Hitler-themed sitcom out of ‘90s Britain: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Ho...!

no, I am Spartacus

Happy birthdays to Neil Patrick Harris, Xi Jinping, and my sister! I wish exactly one of you many more. You know who you are.

What a game. I wouldn’t have minded overtime.

it is taking longer and longer each time hitting like on all the “AAAAAWWWWOOOOOO” posts in the MSP feed, and I am down with that

aaaaaWoooooooooo no. 2

of course you would find this among the beans

simple, I build a “prediction marketplace” that allows awful people to get rich off insider trading and everyone else to go bankrupt on unregulated sports gambling. wait, did I just break the curse?

The answer to great question of Life, the Universe, and how many years will Aimee Bock get, is

Proud uncle here of a whimsical mind. youtu.be/rtluiF60aBY?...

Memphis deserves all the national attention and outpouring of love we experienced here in Minnesota.

by all accounts this is an important community resource, and I just want to know how the people who work here pronounce it

*spontaneous applause*

I will never not confuse “Smitten Kitchen” and “Smitten Kitten” completely regardless of how much clear and unambiguous context is available

I have to presume, winning an elusive sporting championship, after a decades-long wait, must make enduring all of the excruciating prior seasons, each one ending in its own ignominy, worth it either that or we’re all dumb as shit

and my axe

well okay, but don’t you think maybe it’s time to call a handyperson, or even a garage door specialist

It feels like the old adage, “It’s expensive to be poor,” but for an organization with a $1 billion annual operating budget

awwwOOOOOOO

does anyone want these perfectly sized rubber balls from [double checks] uh, Goaste

Oh, hello! If you’re presenting from a slide deck, and you leave an animated GIF running on your active slide, over, and over, sorry, what were you saying?

Happy 17776 day to those who celebrate! www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

Paul Ehrlich was 93?!? to think of all that food we wasted on him

Trying to explain the past 15 years of conference realignment to a six year old and watching confusion, fear, and anger play out on his face

can you make it [boycott] harder

“Get the fuck out of Minneapolis,” he said.

i don’t understand, were the snowballs laced with fentanyl or

idly tapped to read the comments, and the loading animation stayed spinning just long enough for me to snap the fuck out of it

My kindergartener’s homework project for March is to make a trap to catch a leprechaun. Maybe I’m being oversensitive, but given the year we’ve been having, I really don’t want to workshop a plan for catching anyone.

Jacob Frey was built to preen, let him shine! Let him do it so well, and his feathers dazzle so bright, that he may be whisked shortly away from the drudgeries of municipal governance.

Minnesota Mike is officially back! www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

3,000 square feet 14 million cubic feet

The City of Minneapolis and Target Corporation are proud to present the first annual ICE OUT 🧊🚫 EVICTION PARTY 🏠🔒 featuring - bouncy houses 🤪 - housing bouncers 👮‍♂️ - Jacob Frey saying a swear (but with pride) ‼️ encampment bulldozing to follow (if weather permits)

did we ever find out the identity of the Minneapolis meatjacker

TN Republican demands probe after watching gay porn

to clarify, the takeout bag is real, but it contains dildos

TFW you notice you lost your triple-digit streak in a daily game followed by the realization that you are finally and truly freeeeeeeeeee

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

They’re like NPCs from a DOS game with a period-appropriate pathfinding algorithm, no wonder they need 3,000 of them to do anything at all also explains why Tom Homan is so mad about the filter barricades

Thanks, friend. I had planned to go there to support with plate checks and then it became an hours-long celebration of community, love, and what we are building together in realtime.

apologies to @minneapolis-spring.bsky.social

This MPR News article has so many great moments: Neighborhood street parties in February! Molly being a badass! Tom Homan having a very funny mini crashout! A statement from something called “Minneapolis Spring”! www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

do “landlords” understand how much that word makes them sound like a bitch warlord overlord druglord slumlord edgelord cumlord landlord

Very few things give me as much joy right now as when my 2-year-old looks me plainly in the eye and says, “I want Supertramp.” youtu.be/yzuX-gm67GM?...

[peeks left] [peeks right] … [whispers] pearll clutching