Wow! did Simon send them?

Does anyone else’s jaw hurt? I feel like my teeth have been locked in a clench for weeks.

Very cool—thanks for the update! Today I got gassed by the federal government two times within a few blocks of my house

Here’s the report from KARE. The boy is five-year-old Liam Ramos.

violently nodding head while silently screaming

Something is for sure going on, I have spent far too much time thinking about why a person would choose a photo of himself conveying the expression “Why are you talking to me like this?” as a profile pic

the discourse, this weekend

Graig, we’ve been here in Minneapolis posting about our lives, our kids, our sports, for years. You live in New Brunswick.

These are the thugs Trump is giving absolute immunity to terrorize American cities. www.latimes.com/california/s...

ICE’s privacy policy URL is a 404 Page Not Found, which is poetic I suppose

Anyone want to TP Whipple? (seriously, though, thank you Bim Bam Boo, every company and megacorporation in Minnesota should be donating and figuring out what more they can do to help)

Big ol' list of all the things. mn-ice-witness.org

There's something about how this reads as a mom begging her kids to not piss off their father that I don't feel qualified to work out, but it doesn't feel great

government welfare checks, but for chuds

Can you make it colder

In the event of a government shutdown, does ICE still get paid?

Stares from Minneapolis.

Hey MSP people who want to join the MSP feed, here are instructions! If you ever DM'd or tagged Ian asking to be added, that won't work -- you need to fill out the form.

Target Center fan screams “Go home ICE”, Target Center crowd erupts

New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant “This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...

The paid agitators are ICE.

I hate, hate that this is happening to us, again. I’m also so utterly, deliriously proud of this city. We’re so much stronger than they can fathom.

There is no verified photo of the face of the ICE shooter right now. If you are seeing these, they are AI fabrications. Please do not share or distribute them.

DHS says the shooter was afraid for their life and shot to protect themselves and their fellow officers. Look at this. The only people afraid for their lives were in the car.

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

I implore you to sit down and put down your throwables before you listen to the official DHS statement

I keep hearing that this is a response to a “vehicle ramming incident” but what CBS showed looked like a fender bender? This is a morning after a snow melt and refreeze.

The finale of Halt and Catch Fire, but really the last 4 episodes together.

I swear, every time I catch a fleeting glimpse of the child restraint emblem on the strap of a Target cart I do a double take

I can’t believe Earth is already 2,026 years old, whew

Guess what’s going to be on endless repeat on “what the wokes are angry about today” on cable news this weekend Be like Max.

if there were a just god, this man would have raging, untreated syphilis

the 5-year-old now never wants to watch Vikings football ever again, which honestly is a great outcome

it is a choice to include the “B” in your official non de plume, you can’t tell me there are two Iwona Horyns at DHS

When Route 6 is discontinued, the closest Metro Transit stop for me and my kids will be 0.8 miles away. 😑 sahanjournal.com/sponsored/me...

My five-year-old identified his first piece of AI slop last night 🥹🥹

I’ve had this in my photo feed for awhile and never failed to laugh when scrolling by it

you all have not been squawking about how enriching owning an air fryer is as part of the human experience

Herakles the Archer cast, by Émile-Antoine Bourdelle, 1909, 📸 by @schmidtyphoto

Because Reese is a uniquely talented player whose doesn’t deserve to have her name leaking out of this guy’s mouth, right, Dray? oh, actually because you think he’s calling you a woman 🙄

Hi team #StarTrek, please give a read or a share, and thank you 🙏🏼

I also got a fundraising phone call from Michelle Bachmann years ago and told her staffer that if Satan, like the actual literal devil, ran again Michelle, I would send him a campaign donation. Her staffer actually seemed to find that genuinely amusing and said he'd try to get out # off the list.

@dandickerson.bsky.social Will there be a season-recap Have a Seat episode again this year?

many people are telling me this image is AI I assure you, it is not AI

PSA: If you encounter a USB drive interface in your Halloween candy, DO NOT plug it in!!!1

so Frey is Carcetti, right?