Oktoberfest at the brewery where I work? Time to bust out the @50plusdoner.bsky.social kit! 🇩🇪🍻

evergreen

according to nate silver, this is blueskyism

lots of candidates for most improved player

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Giants #371 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

welp

MAIKAAAAA

Ellie Carpenter run fast vroom vroom bitch

WELP. btvc.beehiiv.com/p/ready-set-...

AGGIE AGGIE AGGIE

Amanda Anisimova gets a 3 set win over Naomi Osaka #USOpen

Move that wack ass tennis tournament to San Jose. Its stuff like this that pisses me off. Cause if this was the GS Warriors, that tennis tournament would have already been relocated 😑

wings or cowboys?

Kaitlyn is in the Playoffs while playing in front of sold out crowds. Her power. #WNBA

k time to lock in on the tennis

if the cowboys and eagles don’t get out there and play they’re gonna get fined by jessica berman

HISTORY. MADE. The Golden State Valkyries have become the first expansion team to clinch a playoff spot in #WNBA history. Congratulations to an amazing team and my COTY, Natalie Nakase.

FIRST SEASON... FIRST PLAYOFF BERTH FOR THE VALKYRIES!!!

The Golden State Valkyries have never missed the Playoffs! #WNBA

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Looks like ESPN has re-upped to broadcast the WSL. Don’t know for how long but the games are on ESPN+’s schedule for the weekend.

*Slovakia intensifies*

when the clubs report different transfer fees

proud to announce my new robot that can only do the Stupid Sexy Flanders pose and speak like a villager from a Nintendo 64 RPG. It cost six billion dollars to produce

salary cap = broke boi behavior

What. The. Fuck.

the quadruple? yes they c(at) a(lyssa) n(aomi)

Wordle 1,538 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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AMANDA. ANISIMOVA.

naomi's fit 🔥🔥🔥

The Valkyries are up to 15 games with 18,000+ in reported attendance at home this regular season. The Washington Mystics are the only other WNBA franchise to have more reported 18K home games over their *entire* regular season history (24).

6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”: ‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU: 1. Don’t know 2. Don’t care 3. Don’t tell 4. Don’t have 5. Don’t know how to 6. Don’t give 7. Can’t do 8. Don’t sell 9. Don’t show 10. Do nothing’

She’s here and she’s farsighted

OH SHE CUTEEEEE

valks fans rn:

In Napa, we dump wine on them, Carrie-style

If you see this, post a bad woman you love.

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