Bill Danse Macabre
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The #1 fan of the man from Tennessee
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Batman & Robert
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Last Christmas I gave you my shart Then the very next day You made me turn gay
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My sister had my nephew when she was 18. He’s 18 now and for Christmas gave her a “You’re going to be a grandma” cards as a joke. She about killed him
about 8 hours ago
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Grant Tosterud
about 9 hours ago
It was the warmest Christmas on record for Albuquerque. We broke both a record high and a record warm low! Our low temperature was only 2º cooler than our normal high temperature for this time of year.
#NMwx
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The Grinch has been shot and killed after a brief standoff with law enforcement. The officers involved are on paid administrative leave while an investigation is ongoing.
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"fart"
10 months ago
Rip kirklebane you loved to rock 🎸😥
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Ossioz Bourne
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Kills me anytime I see shit like custom neon signs or what have you at weddings that have apostrophe s like “The Lee’s” etc. or posts with “merry Christmas from the smith’s” That’s not how that works
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Christmas story fun facts: Jean Shepherd, the narrator and writer, is the dad who tells Ralphie “the line ENDS here” in Higbees Viggo Mortensen broke his toe when he kicked the orc helmet
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Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas (1987) is so good
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Krisky Ingle
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Read son Twas The Night Before Christmas and got to the part with the reindeer and the book had “Donder” instead of Donner and thought I was losing my mind
2 days ago
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Wife, who says we have too many coffee mugs, has gifted me a pack of six coffee mugs. Women, amirite
2 days ago
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Christmas Eve Poup!
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Jope Eshy
3 days ago
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Invasion of The Buddy Snatchers
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Can’t believe the Red Sox traded Bullfrog
3 days ago
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Happy Festivus
3 days ago
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Toning The Tiger
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Cen Galdre
2 months ago
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
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Caliburn
about 1 year ago
There goes Mr. Dipshit down the London streets tonight!
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Willowsaurus 🦖
about 1 year ago
it is time
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ISO the original “i’ll be dipped in shit that's a little red truck hauling a christmas tree” video
4 days ago
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Winnie The Pooh is on the spectrum, but high functioning
4 days ago
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A very happy Honda Days December to Remember Sales Event to us all, everyone
4 days ago
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Really makes you think
5 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
5 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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A Bug’s Wife
5 days ago
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In want of Total Tank Santa
5 days ago
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The dick suckin factory called, everyone there misses you and hopes you’re doing well
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Speaking of smoking meats, family and friends know I like to smoke and grill and always gift me seasonings. I’m particular and have a few that I use and have been given a few stinkers in the past. Ruined some stuff. Go-to now is to cut a rack o ribs into 3rds or 4ths and sample them first.
5 days ago
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I am outside in short sleeves preparing to smoke meat on the winter solstice. And it’s not even noon yet
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Making a pastiche of all my homages
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Brave to kick a field goal down 31
6 days ago
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Sure am glad my team has never gotten embarrassed in the first round of the playoffs
6 days ago
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Would you like some making fuck, Berserker?
6 days ago
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Up on the housetop, clit, clit, clit Down through the chimney with old Saint Clit
6 days ago
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Jerry = Mickey Elaine = Minnie George = Donald Kramer = Goofy
6 days ago
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Luke Wilson, has gone country!
6 days ago
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Pat McAfee has been assassinated
6 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
7 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Me walking into the kitchen for breakfast after wife says she’s made sausage balls
7 days ago
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A pure heart
7 days ago
Born To Dessicate Humidity Is A Fuck Dry Them All 我是干人I am dry man 我是干人 410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
add a skeleton here at some point
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Alvining the chipmunks
7 days ago
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Twinker Bell
7 days ago
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Hands down, best Christmas song
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Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
YouTube video by Joseph Spence - Topic
https://youtu.be/KdWd9UG9nq8?si=W2tkUfN-zBbvvvmi
7 days ago
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Did I tell yall that I made chocolate fudge using velveeta as an ingredient
7 days ago
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Stupid ugly fuckin piece shit
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