My stepdaughter wanted to watch a Christmas movie and my husband said “No, not until after Thanksgiving. Until then it’s still Halloween” #hot

Mortish Commish!

The set is complete! The Cryptids of Florida now have their very own booklet, catch it and the SKUNK APE sticker in my Etsy shop!

Another new chapter of ASSASSIN ROOMMATE Season 6 is up! Wanna catch up? Head to assassinroommate.com for the archives AND join us on Patreon to get a buttload more!

Having the kind of day where I poured vegetable stock into my coffee

Happy EPSTEIN EMAILS DAY

THIS Saturday I can’t wait to be amongst amazing local compilers for C.A.S.A. @comicarts-sa.bsky.social in San Antonio! Come on down and celebrate the fun of all things comics with us!

Y’all asked for it, and now you can get regional compilations of the Cryptids of the U.S.! Split up into the West, Midwest, South, and Northeast, available in 5x7 or 8x10 PLUS 3 bonus stickers thrown in. Available in the Gift Sets section of my Etsy shop: www.etsy.com/shop/Lipstic...

Two new cryptid celebs of the south have arrived - Louisiana’s ROUGAROU and Florida’s SKUNK APE! Catch ‘em in my Etsy shop, and combine ‘em with other cryptid merch! www.etsy.com/shop/Lipstic...

Commissions are OPEN!! For the first time in ages I’m offering digital OR analog! DM or email me to get this party started!

It’s Wednesday so it’s ASSROOM SEASON 6 day! Catch up on seasons 1-5 at assassinroommate.com THEN join us on Patreon to read all 63 pages of Season 6!

FALL OF THE HOISE OF USHER BABY

I feel like I’m now overreacting to any benign news story with inappropriate rage “Oh REALLY BBC ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON, I’M ALSO BRUSHING MY TEETH WRONG??”

The Cryptids of FLORIDA booklet is here! (and by here, I mean sent off to the printers) Wanna learn a little sumpin sumpin about the Sunshine State creatures? Up soon in my Etsy shop OR read all 12 pages NOW by joining us on patreonnnnn!

I referred to my cycle of clamming up, shutting down, and avoidance as the “trilogy of suck” the other day to my therapist, and it was hilarious how earnestly she referred to it later: “ so Monica, in this trilogy of suck …” 😂

Happy ASSROOM Wednesday! There’s a new page up at assassinroommate.com WHERE YOU CAN GO to catch up on the whole shebang story!

I wish the Practical Magic movie was nearly as good as the book

New stickers for Soooky Season highlighting some of my faves! All up in my Etsy Shop, and you can even pair them with my Horror Cuties Zine to see some MOAR! www.etsy.com/shop/Lipstic...

SALE TIME! Get 15% off anything and errything until Sunday! This includes the spanking new Horror Cuties mini zine! 🦇🎃

Lone Star Zine Fest is open!! Stop on by the Blue Genie Art Bazaar to see some amazing local zinesters!

Fun selection of prints I’ll be bringing to Lone Star Zine Fest this weekend - Sexy Pennywise IS BACK BABY

All done! If you’re headed to the Lone Star Zine Fest this weekend come grab yourself a copy of my HORROR CUTIES, a 24 page celebration of some of my fave morbid characters. After that, it’ll be up on my Etsy shop! SPOOKY SEASON: ACTIVATE!

Tell me about cartoonists you love, whose work make you happy. Let's focus on something nice for a bit.

Season 6 of ASSROOM starts NOW (for free!) have you caught up on the archives over at assassinroommate.com yet?? Season 6 will be uploading a page a week BUT if you want more faster OR you want to read 50+ pages of the story already happening, join us on Patreon!

GIRD YOUR LOINS, ASSROOM SEASON 6 starts TOMORROW! Are you all caught up in seasonal 1-5 in the archives at assassinroommate.com?? Come join us and if you want MORE ASSROOM updates faster, join us on Patreon!

Super excited to be heading back to Denton tomorrow for the DENTON COMIC ART EXPOSITION! Run by the fabulous Bryan Kelly and chock full of amazing local creators! I’ll be chatting with my pal Drew Edwards at 3:00 all about COMICS CREATIN’, it should be a hoot and a holler and a half!!

Husband, brow furrowed, points at my desk next to my half filled suitcase: “What is that?” Me: “That’s my packing cheese”

Happy Mabon, everyone! Here’s to the autumnal equinox!

There aren’t many things I enjoy more than people with thick Jersey/Boston accents recounting paranormal sightings

Older women, and older people of color specifically are our greatest assets, protect and lift them up at all costs

You’ve got less than 2 weeks to reread all five seasons of ASSASSIN ROOMMATE (ASSROOM to its friends) before Season 6 starts dropping at assassinroommate.com! Want to get more updates faster? Join us over on Patreon! More patrons = MOAR COMICS! Welcome back, killer gang!

If I ever form another podcast again it’ll be called “You Know What?” And featuring missed responses to nonsense that people have to deal with daily. Who’s with me and who wants to co-host?

My childhood doll Samantha has a great great granddaughter?? I’m a million years old people.com/american-gir...

Today I was blessed with an older woman on the plane who welcomed me to sit next to her, paid for my drink, and asked me my college sports affiliation- I told her I went to a nerd college with a champion chess team and she said “good, money well spent”

SPX photo dump!!! @dcorsetto.bsky.social @plasticfarm.bsky.social @carlaspeedmcneil.bsky.social @monicacomics.bsky.social caught in the wild! The K was trying to escape from us OR it was the North Bethesda Marriott Ghost warning us of impending sadness 1/9

And you’re the king of awesome!

How hard is it to get a job writing Hallmark movies? Because it’s all my parents watch and this shit is garbage 😅

S to the P to the X is happening! Come on down to K-Town (that’s aisle K) of the great @spxcomics in Rockville this weekend!

Who else will be at SPX this weekend?! I’ll be at K-13 with these delicious morsels! @monicacomics.bsky.social @jamienoguchi.bsky.social I’m also opening 5 slots a day to draw lil 4x6” portraits for $40 each, so come find me early to sign up for one!

It’s SPX time agaiiiin!! I’ll be safely nestled next to best pals @dcorsetto.bsky.social & @jamienoguchi.bsky.social and will have the most cryptid and comic merch I can cram on my half table. I love the ritual of going back to my home state every fall for this amazing show. Come visit this weekend!

I have hope, naive as it may be, that the influx of AI genercism will bring people back to actual real voices, ideas, and stories

At the end of traveling all day, always great to get a Lyft driver blasting Joe Rogan and his fellow dumbasses rating which women over 50 are “hot”… FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE

But for real it’s sad seeing a brand like @southwestairlinecs.bsky.social who was known to be fun, joke around, allow free bags and a sense of levity get beholden to the almighty shareholder dollar. We’re no longer allowed any whimsy, just financial pain.

Boarding a plane @southwestairlinecs.bsky.social be like “anyone anyone at all between the paid A group and then group B … seriously who else is in the airport … we’ll wait”

I heard that a nerdy kid brought a flare gun to school (they gave him Saturday detention with an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal)

My server at the Portland airport referred to herself as a “geriatric millennial” and then told me she was born 8 years after me 👵

Sign Here by Claudia Lux was a delightful book about demons in the middle management level of hell who had to deal with constant annoyances every day dragging them down and i think about that every day I wake up in the US

Overhear woman next to me talking about her weeklong backpacking trip *don’t ask her if she saw Bigfoot* *don’t ask her if she saw Bigfoot*