CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist

He’s mad at Norway for not giving him the Nobel Peace Prize! So he’s going to start World War 3. God shits thee not. Read it and weep.

Mondays...

People under federal criminal investigation for the murder of Renee Good by Trump's DOJ: -Her wife who had to watch -The Mayor of Minneapolis -The Governor of Minnesota People not under federal investigation: -The motherfucker who actually shot and killed her

This guy… hand on pistol just in case the nurse in scrubs armed with a phone manages to burst through the first four guys with AR-15s

Customers: "I don't like the kick you in the groin til you bleed machine" CEO: "please use our kick you in the groin til you bleed machine"

folks, I'm happy to announce my new updated portfolio site!! 🔸https://ddbtorres.carrd.co/ 🔸 go check it out if you enjoy my work! and share with your art director friends too

Apropos of absolutely nothing to do with the masked men with no visible agency insignia carrying crates of who knows what out of the shooter's house, but HBO just released an amazing documentary into DHS "shadow units" whose job was to destroy evidence of Border Patrol's crimes

These people are not the other side of the aisle. They are not the counterpoint in the debate. They are fringe extremists, loveless losers, fattened hogs, incurious slobs and slaves to bloodlust, and your leaders who accommodate them are selling you down the river for a cheap, AI-generated song.

Castle Rat ⚔️🐀

It's time to state clearly that if MAGA and Republicans can't condemn any part of this shooting, continue to blame the victim for it, and even hint that it's a just outcome that others "deserve," that's a crossing of the line that the rest of us won't ever be able to forget.

do the work not because you have to but because that's a life well-lived. live the fuck outta your life. the people we buried would be fucking pissed off if you don't. make art. kill nazis. don't get discouraged. enjoy the sunrise. work hard on this and rest. enjoy being alive. go down swinging.

I work for ICE. Going home after a hard day of pushing over old ladies in wheelchairs. Driving my F350 Super Duty, monthly payment of $1550. Wearing mirrored oakleys, black gaiter, armored vest, desert camo, and beige Adidas superstars. Gonna kick my dog + scream at my wife. I am the hero we need.

To hear a fox news host on the radio say Minnesota deserves the violence laid upon them by homeland security says all you need to know about this fascist propaganda network. Unarmed woman murdered by government funded hunter killer squads, and they blame the protesters. Fuck you HLS

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

use your eyes www.404media.co/dhs-is-lying...

Save this, it's perfect.

A little tribute to the Akira Toriyama publication ‘Bird Land Press’ - a short run of fan made zines created in the 80s.

Jesus I forgot about this movie. Sure the lads here wouldn't forget it

back in March at my most depressed i started writing a story ive had in my brain for 25 years. while at work id just dot down how i wanted the prose to sound. im shit at spelling. im shit at correct grammer. but this is me my writing not an algorithm

hello please help me decide which version is funnier. Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.

when I say 2025 had many bangers, this is what I mean thank you so so much to everyone who supported me in any way, you all made this year really special to me (also the selfie is kinda old but 2025 was a constant bad hair day) #artvsartist #ArtVsArtist2025

Akira by Ian Bertram

perhaps going to be the most poorly aged tweet of all time soon

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

"we USE ai, but our game wont CONTAIN it" is a clarification that no one has ever cared about & now CEOs are using it as a wedge to get their foot in the door as a part of a long term plan into normalizing AI, just like how 'it's just placeholder' was used with E33. dont cede even an inch of ground

I heard y'all like dragons in august so have two for the price of one #art #illustration

powers of authority

"a.i. is inevitable" Hell na

Just in case any journalist or editor reading this is tempted to minimize Trump's Reiner post because it's a "showbiz thing" and "real" stories are happening: No. It's a President thing and a decency thing, and if you don't understand that those things are newsworthy, you are failing in your duties.

Mondays...

Colour sketch portrait of Inquisitor Mahanon Lavellan for @touchreceptors.bsky.social ❤️🌿

Your regularly scheduled reminder is that Slay The Princess was Black Tabby's short-form side-project. A showcase in how much reactivity they can cram into a single sitting. Scarlet Hollow is their BIG visual novel and plays the long game on all of your decisions. They WILL matter.

stop fucking replying to this about headphone jacks. i don't give a shit about if you have to figure out bluetooth. YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE WATCHING A VIDEO AT ALL TIMES. JUST FUCKIN PUT IT DOWN. READ A FUCKIN BOOK OR SOMETHING

Today a visitor at my day job (art museum) whipped their phone out in front of my face and asked ChatGPT very loudly when admission at my day job (art museum) was free. It said today was free! It is not free. These people are frying their brains and should be thrown into the sea.

Sorry I think using AI for placeholders is also bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I know you only care about finished art but placeholder art also needs to be made by a human being who also needs to be paid for that But placeholder midjourney slop cuts that artist out

For anyone else who wants one! (And they make a donation to an arts education non-profit in Chicago, too): www.harebraineddesign.com/products/dra...

Scrolling social media is the equivalent of smashing your skull against a brick wall til meat paste is all that's left

Absolutely staggering to consider the deadweight loss that AI has caused educators in terms of burdening them by making cheating easier, and how little our society's elites care

Just a reminder, Mark Cuban is a billionaire. Billionaires are NOT your friend. They only care about themselves. Money is the only thing that matters to them. So ignore anything/everything they say because all of their opinions/thoughts are inspired by greed.

so insanely fucking real for this

the King of Basilisks 2025 -{ #art | #illustration | #fantasy }-

If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel. 🎬 Crank and Crank High Voltage are slept on

Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin. A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.