I went to type “disco” but typed “dick”….. what does that say about me?

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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

So glad Mika is back 🩵

Shoutout to the straight man on the hockey podcast I started watching because of heated rivalry who told me about Disco Darling by Carly Rae Jepsen That’s allyship

A man ghosted me a couple months ago, but he made a recommendation I didn’t write down, so I texted him asking him to tell me the name again. What do you think the chances are that he responds?

I’m sorry… I now have to be concerned about exploding trees??

In an industry where so many talented people never get their opportunity, I ask simply: fucking why him???

Deserved.

I’m afraid the people who won’t stop saying the story of FFXIV is good…. Are indeed correct I finally got to Heavensward, and those last few quests were BATSHIT

Hinge tried to get me to not send a message because I wrote “in full tansparency” 😒

Oh my god, I do not care if google knows what I’m about to watch. Leave me alone

FFXIV has its hooks in me again 😔

A funny consequence of working from home: My laundry this weekend contained 1 pair of actual underwear, but 6 jockstraps

Week 2 of working out 6 days a week. Gaslighting myself into thinking I can already see progress.

I started watching this season of Traitors for Monet, but now I’m watching it for Lisa Rinna 👀

When this show flops I don’t wanna hear anybody attached talk about how it was a mistake. It wasn’t, you made a choice

Eager for Elden ring nightreign to release its hold on me

Haven’t been able to wear this hoodie for almost a year

People who think resemblance = good casting should not be allowed anywhere near a casting decision

Took my first Pilates class. I’m basically Gwenyth Paltrow now

Listening to Mitski in the snow. Worse ways to start the day.

In the next couple of months I want to try DMing a D&D game - maybe 1 or 2 one shots, then a mini campaign If anyone would be interested in playing, please let me know! I’ve never DM’d before so it would be very relaxed, and about learning how to play

Took my first pole class today. It’s fucking fun

Call me old fashioned, but taking a dick pic while sitting on the toilet is criminal

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

I’m finally done with Invisalign, so now I don’t have to warn people about the little bumps on my teeth when we make out

Pro tip: The preacher curl bench is like a push up bra for your arms

Had to go to the gym a couple hours early today, but so did my gym crush apparently 😃

I’m tired of Heated Rivalry discourse

I sneezed and this was the look she gave me

Empty cups. Please. Just put some water in them. PLEASE.

First run of a new year and a new training block done! ✅

A huge pet peeve of mine on dating apps are when people put “It feels like I’m the only one looking for a monogamous relationship 🤦‍♂️” Too many of you have this in your profile for you to actually feel this way.

My Apple Watch wasn’t recording my workout, so basically it didn’t happen

Darlene is so hot

Too many of us go to Cheetah to not be friends

Some games I’m planning to stream in the near future. I’m excited to expand the types of games I play this year 😃

Look, I enjoy the MCU. But the more I try to engage with and analyze media, the more I blame it for everything I dislike it modern writing.

Ending the year on twitch, come join! We’ll be bidding 2025 farewell, looking forward to 2026, and starting Silent Hill f!

My favorite games of the year

Merry Christmas to me, will be streaming this in the new year

My manager scheduled a 1:1… at noon on Christmas Eve….. and has a ton of shit on the agenda….

january 2025: this will be my year!! december 2025:

I really am trying to work today, but Xfinity has other plans apparently

It’s okay to think Expedition 33 is an amazing game AND be disappointed they used genAI People are capable of complex feelings. Conflicting feelings even

Ever since Heated Rivalry started, it has been impossible to get on the hip abductor machine