Buy yourself a buttplug you're too tight

This shit stirring diva had the best seat in the house living her best life. No spoilers but if you watched the episode you know what I'm talking about.

mY fRieNd mAlaMaR

I'm a 5 but trying to be a 6

Someone needs to stop this Diva from outing everyone. I mean we all knew he was a 🚬 just glad Hawlucha is finally out of the closet.

Oh lord I just know it smells good.

My penis when he sticks a finger in my bum

Anyone wear underwear with a nut pouch? Looking to separate my balls from touching my legs. Recommendation/tips appreciated.

Also a Pokemon horror game would fucking slap.

Fat juicy and wet. I already love him so much.

Propaganda I won't be falling for.

I've only had this alien species for 2 episodes but if anything happens to him I will k*ll everyone in this room and then myself.

Anyone on here play Overwatch? I'm trying to assemble a team to help me get a trophy. Need a Zarya, Mercy, Rein, Mei, and Bap mains. Please add me on PlayStation 👉👈

Star Wars Battlefront 2015 platinum trophy achieved. My second ever Platinum. Being a dead game getting multiplayer was hard but I managed to make some friends on voice chat that helped me out.

Me in the UK just trying to have a wank online in 2025

Made a new friend today meet Poof(in)

New mobile game. You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Cynthia you're a model Everything about you is perfect. Did you stone those cheeks? They eat her up every single time On that damned stage She could walk out there in a fucking diaper and they're like Pikachu! Your smile is beautiful!

Is he... you know... a fag?

OK that direct could have been an email.

Island trip cancelled. I'm now seated for the pokemon presents. Have the best view from the crown tundra to get me in the mood.

Will post pole... but it's not going to happen so you all are safe

Really looking forward to the pokemon direct tomorrow. But spending most of the day on an island (Handa) and don't think I will get reception. Will need to avoid socials/spoilers until I get back home.

Nobody : Galarian Farfetch'd :

Went to watch Jurassic World Rebirth today for the plot:

Omfg indeed

Why did I cover up the colours stuck inside my head? I should've let the jagged edges meet the light instead Show me what's underneath, I'll find your harmony.

Think my most played game on the switch was animal crossing but after transferring data to the new console it says I have only been playing for a little while. My 300+ hours got erased 😭

My personal red flag is that I use st*rlink as my main Internet. I live in the middle of the woods up high on a mountain surrounded by lochs it's my only choice. Therefore it's taking forever to download all my games on Switch2 😭

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki

It's strange to think that the Switch1 is now a vintage console.

Wake up babes brand new pokemon game out this week 🥰

Yes I am a part of the Star Wars Battlefront II resurgence 🫡

Today marks 3 years of me being (a very successful 💅) Executive Deluxe* Director *yes that is my job title

Me when I'm playing with another guys d*ck

For the record every part of a man's body for me is 🔥🔥🔥 in whatever shape size or form!

My third rare pack! Same emotions

Me when I call him a good boy

A tick (A Fucking Tick) just bit/ attached itself to my foot. My dogs are now up for adoption!

RIP Twinks

2 years ago I started to complete my national dex again... with a catch. Having every pokemon go through the league in every game it can to get the league badge. I'm half way in the DS era. Hoping to do it before bank ends 🙏😭

new pull quote for the print edition!

What in the f@g is going on with marvels avengers academy... I'm loving this series. Not been hooked on a book like this in so long

Disturbing Xmen fact: Re reading all the xmen comics and realising Colossus (18 years old) is hooking up with kitty Pryde a 13 year old in the 1980's

Rumours has it we are getting Marvel Rivals swimwear skins I will die if they do this to Namor 😍

Zelda games getting a mobile GPS is the funniest thing to ever happen Saying this i will be needing the same thing to help me in lumiose city

Update!!! Pokemon Legends Witchbrook Pokemon Colosseum Pokemon Gale of Darkness

I stopped playing animal crossing because my island was way too full of stuff and the game really started to lag... I wonder if it will run better on the Switch2 or get some sort of update? A girl can only wonder

Pre Direct Switch2 game list that I'm most excited about Pokemon legends Witchbrook Will update in the next hour...