Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Pablo Torre just keeps finding out, doesn't he?

Since we're all talking about apples #onhere, can you identify which of the below are apple varietals and which are lower-league English football clubs? Gravenstein Troon Hyslop Crab Redfield Beeston St Anthony York Imperial Graham Street Prims Limbertwig Abbey Hey Freyburg

NK1300 and AF1 had a bit of an "encounter" today-- ATC was reportedly yelling at NK1300 to get their attention to get them to alter course. Not sure it was a "close call" at all, but since AF1 involved.. I tend to believe the yelling part. Thanks to @petchmo.bsky.social for his help in..

Daddy's not getting his soccer stadium.

Hey Boston peeps, it is Election Day and that means it’s time to go vote for Mayor Michelle Wu. This is the greatest big city in this country and I think @wutrain.bsky.social is the best mayor we’ve had. Let’s keep up the momentum! PS Yankees suck

I would say this is the dumbest thing ever, but I'm sure 🍊🤡 will do something just as dumb tomorrow.

Why is Pep wearing an AirTag on his sleeve?

This is the best advice I’ve seen on social media in a long time! Cleaning out lint from a USB-C port is much harder!!!

If you’re in New York before August 17, go see the revival of Gypsy. The only word I can use to describe it is astonishing. Audra McDonald, Danny Bernstein, and Joy Woods were brilliant beyond words. Shocking the show is closing so early.

Incredible footage of Saturn rising from behind the Moon during a lunar occultation captured from a ground based telescope by astronomer Jan Koet.

And I think I made the right decision by thinking that Rob Mandred is a chode.

The Flyers should have Gritty make their pick.

Joe Thornton Trade 2.0

John Henry needs to sell the team. His ownership has become an embarrassment.

TFW you step on the Red Line and it has that new train smell. @mbta.com

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

Say it again, but louder.

Personally, I plan to walk about 10 minutes up the High Road to take it in.

And that colon polyp is now National Security Advisor

I’ll say it: this Pope kicks ass

This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.

The moment my career was always building towards. After midnight local time in a Melbourne hotel room talking about the state of every Premier League club in the style of a generic football pundit.

The same day she's getting endorsed by David Ortiz, Mayor Wu throws a heater of a statement at challenger Josh Kraft

ARISE, ARISE, RIDERS OF TOTTENHAM! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered. It’s the first leg of the Europa semifinal. Join us at LongCross as we ride toward death or glory. 🐓 vs. Bodø/Glimt 🗓 Thursday, May 1st 📍 LongCross 🚪 12:00 ⚽️ 3:00 #COYS

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It's like a boy band! The one who is not-so-secretly already 40. The cancelled one. The cocky one. The pouty one. Boo Boo.

The Browns’ updated QB room: Deshaun Watson (injured) Kenny Pickett (trade) Joe Flacco (free agency) Dillon Gabriel (draft) Shedeur Sanders (draft)

Me, too. #protectDrake

It's 2030. Secretary of State Chris Van Hollen, who has rebuilt a coalition with most NATO states, says the siege on Bukele's home has been a success. The NBA has ruled Ozempic is not a performance enhancing drug, but Luka Doncic refuses to take it, winning his third MVP in four years at 400 pounds.

This week! Buy tickets for our Patriots pre-draft party at Vitamin Sea in Weymouth on April 17 at 7 p.m. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-draugh... If you can't make it, you can still bid on auction items and buy tickets for raffle items. dougkyedllsvoy.betterworld.org

What is it with people taking electric scooters on the T at rush hour? I thought that wasn’t allowed. With the Ashmont diversion these trains are crowded enough as it is.

Josh Kraft should run for mayor of New York. He has just as many ties to the city as Boston, and is actually better than the candidates there.

Why cant' we get players like that?

Celebrating Vicki Lawrence's birthday with the time she went rogue on the Carol Burnett Show. 😂😂

I just want to personally thank Pete Hegseth for proving my theory that when your entire personality is “minorities are incompetent,” it’s usually because you’re more incompetent than anyone could have imagined.

80-year-old, starving to death: money? for food please? lutnick: avast, grifter! defense contractor who met Peter Thiel once and makes AI bazookas that shoot stray dogs on sight: I need $10 billion... for reasons lutnick: say less sir, yes sir, right this way sir

This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10

Marty knows. #favoriteairline #favoriteairlineexec

There's absolutely no way that a call-up from Providence would be given the rope that Wahlstrom has been given to take five offensive-zone penalties and produce just two points in 160+ minutes of TOI.

Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"

I have decided to have a @jeffisrael.bsky.social style afternoon. I am going to watch a movie in an actual movie theater.

America was truly great when Wendy's had a Superbar.

Firing all the JAGs is very very bad