Beans Patel
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What if I took after Synthesiser Patel and named myself Beans Patel
about 1 year ago
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Finished rewatching Person of Interest. What a great show
4 days ago
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GT
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I hate when I wake up too early in the UK and Bluesky is all: Cletus Frotter III just won the primary runoff for Comptroller of Hogfucker County Pennsyltucky on the Flag Salutin' Hee Haw slate
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4 days ago
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There's something to be said for seppuku after a crushing humiliation imo
4 days ago
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Samuel Roberts
5 days ago
Mass Effect 1 fans be like 'this is why it's the best one'.
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My flatmates dentist's door number is 311 and every single time I take him there I say "I guess amber is the colour of their energy" "I hope they don't make your teeth a beautiful disaster" and so forth. He finds it funnier every time
5 days ago
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"delighting" my flatmate with my new character, Jar Jar Borat
16 days ago
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Still only halfway through ShB but announcing they're getting rid of gearing alts and doing dailies to get tomes to gear alts is making me wanna stop playing until 8.0 lol
24 days ago
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Why do they call it pissing when you piss in the cold piss piss out hot piss the piss
25 days ago
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Why do they say six seven when you sev in the cold food six out hot eat the food
26 days ago
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Aetherochem with a healer who can neither heal nor do mechanics... Mama mia
27 days ago
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I hope it happens
about 1 month ago
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He cums steak sauce??
about 2 months ago
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"ska GG Allin emptying his spit valve on the crowd" "the GG stands for 'get it up get it up'"
about 2 months ago
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"ric flairs last meal"
about 2 months ago
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I really don't like social media much anymore but I miss talking to a lot of you, however sporadically we used to chat
2 months ago
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All the stuff about amaro and their riders really Got to me man
2 months ago
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At last....... I know "La-Hee"
2 months ago
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Told my real name to a fae like an idiot
2 months ago
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Eulmore Understory Sightseeing Vista (Savage)
2 months ago
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New classics of game
2 months ago
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Finally finished the battletech campaign. It was fun but I think I prob shouldn't have spent quite so long doing contracts vs story missions quite so much bc a lot of the challenge gets lost once you have access to the black market and can fit out a full lance of assaults with ++gear
2 months ago
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DevMsg.txt
3 months ago
Wellcome to the Hacker's world !! Are you Hackers ? If you are not, quit soon, so this is the world for ONLY HACKERS !!
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One of the first Shadowbringers quests is about eating too much and having a sore tummy. Relatable
3 months ago
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Omega v fun
4 months ago
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7 minute queue Duty pop A party member has withdrawn 30 minute queue Hell
4 months ago
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"kweh"
4 months ago
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Enjoyed the Return to Ivalice fights quite a bit but the story did nothing for me
4 months ago
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Non-CT Alliance Raid Queue (Savage)
4 months ago
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Man healings so fun
4 months ago
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Ian
4 months ago
By all means, watch pro wrestling. I still do sometimes. But the whole Punk was right/Hangman was right/who's a hypocrite discourse really misses the forest for the trees. Be clear eyed about what the whole thing is and it's not cute Barthesian myth or community theater.
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Ian
4 months ago
The all pro wrestlers are varying levels of bad because pro wrestling is a criminal enterprise masquerading as theater theory is undefeated.
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Ian
4 months ago
Been meaning to write this for awhile, now's a good time. Pro wrestling as criminal enterprise as open air black market, never as theater.
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Kefin Mahon
4 months ago
Red dwarf season 1: You like a curry don't you lister? Haha yeah I do Red dwarf season 7: WE HAVE TO RECONFIGURE THE POPPADOM DRIVE TO SAVE THE LAMB KORMA FEDERATION
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experience bij
4 months ago
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Stormblood dark knight job quests... Crying
4 months ago
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I knew she was famous but damn
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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DTA
5 months ago
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Got it back, forgot how much I like tanking
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5 months ago
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Haven't tanked for 4 years and now I've completely forgotten how to do it lol
5 months ago
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Finished 4.3 Thumbs up: the stuff about raubahn finally going home got to me Thumbs in the middle: I get what they were trying to do with fordola. I don't think they pulled it off but I get it
5 months ago
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GT
5 months ago
how's anyone supposed to see it then?
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martin
5 months ago
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Wake up dead man pretty good
5 months ago
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kate bush’s husband 🔜 MOMOCON
5 months ago
It's that time of the year again
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The Pitt season 2 right after new years, I'm ready for more hyperlibbed medical drama
5 months ago
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Got one of those clothes drying pods and it's been a lifesaver this winter, esp now that there's 2 of us with our own laundry. Clothes that would take 2 full days to dry are done in like 3 hours. Just dried a full set of king size sheets in an afternoon without using the tumble dryer. Magic
5 months ago
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Watching poirot and becoming a retvrn guy for 1930s fashions
5 months ago
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