I certainly won't be doing a meaningless thread to bite me in the arse this season but for the two of you who asked and used to follow me on X Füllkrug 🚆 That is all. Oh and German trains? They're always on fucking time. All aboard.

Locked in for GW19 🔒 #FPL 🔹Rolling the FT 🔹Benching Pedro 🔹Salah 🧢 Palmer (vc) Good luck all and may your arrows be green 💚

Morning 13K / 8 mile run done 👊 Stormy sunrise was 👌 #FPL10K is Saturday 29th March here in Bristol 🔥 Who’s keen and getting some training runs in over Xmas?

Locked in for GW17 #FPL 🔒 🔹1 FT used 🔹Ait Nouri ➡️ Robinson 🔹Salah 🧢 Palmer (vc) 🔹Current OR 166k Good luck all and may your arrows be green 💚

This time next week most of us will be smashing through our Christmas dinner. But what will your tipple be?

I know that some people put their wet phone in a bowl of rice but I don’t think putting Zinchenko and Calafiori in rice will fix them.

If people would be so kind as to nominate me for this, I'd really appreciate it. It feels uncouth to ask, but it would be nice to be able to level-up my videos, especially with the effort they take. www.fpljuice.com/contentfund #FPL #FPLCommunity

Cunha charged by the FA. Suspension incoming but unknown if it'll be in time for the Leicester game.

Just had a look at GW18 and that is looking like a roll (barring suspensions and injuries) Would be nice not to have to make a transfer whilst trying to get rid of the family on boxing day!

Building squad value is more important this season right?

Bus team for GW17 🔹Ait Nouri ➡️ Robinson 🔹Still happy to rotate Mbeumo / Rogers 🔹Pedro becoming a pain 🔹Need to sort out Faes eventually

Clinging on to a green arrow. 53 points with Kerkez to play. 1,001 points.

Must be Amad time to be a Man City fan.

Liverpool CS wipeout and Robertson Red Card

I wouldn't bench Semenyo this week. West Ham will be without Emerson on Monday night. And well, we're still terrible.

What an addition 👏🏼

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My current transfer plans are: GW16 - roll GW17 - Konsa ➡️ TAA Mbeumo ➡️ Enzo GW18 Cunha ➡️ Isak However, I'm gonna get priced out. Would you bring forward the Enzo & Isak moves for a -4? Current team below 👇🏼

If you think GW16 is tough for captaincy picks, take a look at GW18 😱

If you own Palmer and Jackson and only Salah from Liverpool does that sway your captaincy decision at all?

What are your FPL non negotiables? Mine is: Not using a free transfer on a GK unless it's forced.

Gabriel trained today.......

Saturday night I will be sleeping under the stand in a bid to raise money for vulnerable children. Trying to hit my £200 target so any donations or sharing would be really appreciated. Only have 2 days now to go until I will be out there so please help if you can ❤️ gofund.me/6fa12046

Great to see Big Ange back at his level.

He's called @premierleaguefpl.bsky.social now 🤣 How many accounts do they follow?

If you had £1.50 and fancied a flutter on the Arsenal vs Everton game on Saturday would you bet: Arsenal to win £1.5 to make £6 or Everton to win 50p to make £10

I wonder if FPL are trialling having managers in our squads permanently in future?

Just copy whatever @bencrellin.bsky.social does with the mystery chip 👍🏼

Re: The Mystery Chip. Just think of it as paying max £1.5m for an extra player for 3 weeks and it's a lot less confusing.

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@fplbhuna.bsky.social is going to have a field day on Saturday with these

Might bring TAA in for his haul in GW16

Need to know why so many people in Pennsylvania are viewing Aaron Cresswell's player page.

We could've really done with Divin Mubama right now.

391k ➡️ 193k We'll take it #FPL

Not a West Ham fan today @fplarsenal.bsky.social?

West Ham fan with Cunha and Ait Nouri to play. Tonight is a win-win / lose-lose / win-lose / lose-win situation.

Quite surprised no club has tried to prise Lionel Scaloni away from Argentina.

Still think Mbeumo / Rogers gives you a great rotation until GW22 if you're on a 3-4-3 with Saka, Salah and Palmer as your other 3 mids. GW16 - Rogers (nfo) GW17 - Mbeumo (NFO) GW18 - Mbeumo (bha) GW19 - Rogers (BHA) GW20 - Both GW21 - Rogers (eve)

That's a cheeky little -4

Predicted points from @fpl.team for GW16 #FPL Saka - 6.59 Salah - 7.42 Palmer - 7.67 Haaland - 7.43 Who will you have the armband on?

Ange at Spurs is like going to an all you can eat buffet. It's amazing having all that choice and going all in on your first couple of plates but after your third or forth you just get a bit sick and go home with a massive stomach ache. And don't ask about the morning after.

He was an Arsenal fan today. Must've been gutted they were held to a 1-1 draw with Fulham

70 points with RAN and Cunha to go. I'd take 73 points. 391k ➡️ 207k so far.

2 goals and an assist we'll take it eh?

92% EO captain. Just one return will do it please Cole 🙏🏼

Just glad I got Pedro's haul in GW12.