Finally watched Interstellar last night. Was expecting a masterpiece - felt meh to me. Massively controversial I know but just don’t understand the hype 🤷‍♀️ (Score aside - Zimmer’s work is always 👌) And for context, I love physics.

69 (-4) gives me a much needed green Mixed fortunes: Gvardiol star boy ⭐️ Wrong cap Gakpo 7 on bench

Hedging 🤝

I expected a battering without Haaland and this GW didn’t disappoint.. Last minute hit to get Gvardiol in after seeing him as captaincy pick by a CC 🤡 Cap was on Semenyo.. 🤦‍♀️ Took out Watkins It’s all good - 6 mill is the new 6k 🔥

Hosting another fab run club 🤩

What I lack in FPL points, I make up for in Portugal Pics!

40 points and red arrow to 4.7 mill. However this had cheered me up

Chris Wood GW 1 Vs Chris Wood GW 2-5

22 points scraped together by this lot. Captain Ollie (a nervy pick 😰) to play, along with Reijnders and Semenyo Ndiaye the only player who’s showed up so far.

This man has been solid for me every week ⭐️

Can’t quite decide who to play and bench but landed on this for now. I’m looking forward to watching the games as some good fixtures, and not so bothered about points. That’s what I tell myself anyway..😬 Good luck y’all

A brief moment away from the crowds in Porto’s beautiful and historic bookshop Livraria Lello 📕 🇵🇹

Losing at FPL ⚽️ Winning at birthdays 🎈 Awesome few days in stunning Northern Portugal 🇵🇹

Quickly checking in as away in Portugal.. No chips or hits 38 so far with 3 players left including captain Gakpo VdV and PP putting in a good shift 👏

Nice little shift from these two…🤝

It Wood be rude not to…

Impromptu Friday cocktails 🍸 Calm before the FPL storm moves in tomorrow…

Weekend in Wye Valley 🤩

All this wildcard and FH talk..I’m just contemplating my benching dilemma 😬 (Bowen is sorted at least - I got him the furthest bench from my team I could find until WH find some form)

When do the the benchcon points get added…😬

44 and red arrow Down to 2.2 mill Captaincy could have been worse - 10 from Cucurella Gakpo and Rice solid The best points all on my bench…21 of them 😭

Quick update on my gameweek so far… With no Mo later either ☠️😂 Turn sound on #FPHell

Bit of classic car appreciation on Sunday Think the E-Type stole my heart 🔥

71 so far - saved by the bench boost Just Ndiaye to play 🤞 (For those doubters, my bench isn’t fake - I’ve gone for a no-premium squad!)

A @hindumonkey.bsky.social level decision by me…😂

Good job I bench boosted! Gakpo 👏 Virgil and Wirtz….🤦‍♀️

My bench-boosted-bargain-basement squad Let’s start the season as we mean to go on - point dodging and misery-inducing. Can’t wait. 😬

Clue about my plan for GW1…

I couldn’t help but see this…😂 #landonorris

A hot morning half done 🏃‍♀️ 🥵

Camo-Cat

One of us ran 5km in the sun 🥵 the other moved 5m to sit in the sun 🙄

Early bird 25km done before lunch ✅ Bacon and eggs smashed 🥓 🍳 5 weeks until my next 100km challenge in the beautiful Gower 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Little morning run….🏃‍♀️

My Free Hit Finale 🔥 Could change my mind on Captain and go way more crazy. Ben White did me proud last season… 🤔 Bench pain incoming for sure Good luck y’all

Early bird 7.5km run 🏃‍♀️

84 glorious points 🔥 35% green 🚀 Ready for my Free-Hitting Finale 👊

71 so far 🔥 5 left to play (assuming Eze sobers up…🥴 MGW my unexpected star of the show 🤩

La Dolce Vita 🇮🇹

73 glorious points! Slowly climbing the ranks 👊 Almost 25% green to 574K BB and FH to play for my season finale 🔥 Last day in Italy 🥹

Rodin-esque moment spotted ❤️

Trying to spot any points from my attackers…🔭 Luckily defence was solid 👊 36* so far… Captain Wood at the helm 🧢 (*that’s pizzas consumed this week 🇮🇹)

6km coffee shop run 🏃‍♀️ Glamorous loo selfie 🤩

My no-chops diet is going well 🤩 Treated myself to a cheeky Wissa Gold though🔥 WC, BB and FH left

Picture-perfect Painswick 👌

Colwill comes off the bench to give me a lovely 69 until my Brentford Boys play on Thursday. Green arrow should get greener I hope 🤞 FH, BB and WC left to play 🔥

Cooking up my team for GW34 (and some homemade Cornish pasties) Saving my FH,BB and WC for a final flourish Isak 🧢 RAN second in command Good luck y’all

Everyone’s FH teams today…

Raw-dogging again into GW34 No hits or chips Reckon I’ll end the season with 3 chips at this rate..😂

Raw-dogging GW33 🔥 No chips, no hits Just some single GW heroes Good start 👊