I like how we as a society went from “Aging is bad.” To “Aging isn’t bad but you have to stay hot.”

I'll do my best! 🔥

Flareon🔥

I don’t think you should be allowed to criticize a film for at least a month after its release. I know how to enjoy a bad film when its flaws aren’t immediately pointed out to me.

Inside me are two wolves and they're both getting fed today.

Guys Im so proud of myself. I bought a book. I haven't sat down to read a book in decades. Am I going to read this book? Its definitely a possibility!

Jolteon⚡

The fact that you use VP for fashion/customization AND Pokemon in Pokemon Champions is deeply homophobic. I spent all of my VP on clothes :( lol

Are there any meal prep services owned by the gays or girls? Like if I’m going to overpay for a tv dinner I want my money to go to them.

Remember what they sacrificed for us

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

🐿✝️🙅‍♀️🥴

Turns out conservatives think Drag is inherently sexual because it’s how they get off at night.

what is he going to do about our pedophile president

Man I feel bad for the new Harry Potter trio… imagine signing up for the cute wizard show and getting drafted straight into a full-blown cultural war your parents RSVP’d you to

The thing I kinda hate most about being a gay on social media is the only time people want to interact with me is when I’m being a hoe. I love being a hoe on the internet. But I also want to talk about Pokemon and stuff. :(

Every time I see someone act bewildered and confused about random hot weather I want to rip my face off. I want to rip their face off. I want to scream at humanity.

10/10 Casting. No notes.

YOU WANNA GUESS THE COLOUR OF MY UNDERWEAR YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT GOING DOWN THERE IS IT PRETTY IN PINK OR ALL SEE-THROUGH? IS IT SHOWING OFF MY BRAND NEW LOWER BACK TATTOO?

@rsephone.bsky.social is still out here faithfully carrying the torch for Animal Crossing and honestly, it warms my heart

just learned “Tortartle” was Squirtle’s original final evolution, and I’m devastated.

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness is now on NSO! Transferring Lugia over from XD was the easiest way to get it in the Gen III games believe it or not. Check out this cool Shadow Lugia art by James Turner at the 84 Hashi Cafe in Tokyo!

Seeing tech bros being obsessed with hyper realism graphics while one of the best seeking games right now looks like this.

Pokopia has taken all of my friends

Nintendo was so horny back in the day.

We really need to allow young people to have a “know it all little shit” phase. Most of us mellow out by 30 and learn how to listen, ask questions, and articulate our thoughts more thoroughly as we age. You don’t need to police, correct, and shame every hot take you see in the comments/media.

Just bought myself Pokemon Fire Red because I know you slurs picked Green. So when it’s time to trade be ready!

I’ve been trying to train my Amiibo for a tournament with friends and it’s lowkey kicking my ass 😭😂

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

3rd Starter evolutions be like:

My hot take is there’s no such thing as preference, just prejudice. And it’s your moral imperative to figure out why you’re not attracted to an entire race of people. Untangle your mind you lonely bitch.

The Scary Movie trailer opening with a boring pronouns joke tells me the creators are officially out of touch. It’s not that I found it offensive, just uninspired. Something my dad would chuckle at. Still gonna watch it tho because I LOVE Regina Hall.

Happy 25th Anniversary to Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages in Japan! These GameBoy Color games were co-developed by Nintendo and Flagship, a subdivision of Capcom. Much like Pokémon Red and Blue, they unlocked more content when you finished them both. Have you played them?

this my baby and AINT NOBODY GONNA TOUCH HIM

You and your FFXIV character

Why watch Heated Rivalry when you could just play Sonic Adventure 2?

Trump reported Epstein but also the files are a hoax but also Trump reported Epstein but also the files aren't real but also Trump reported Epstein but also Trump is telling everyone to move on but also Trump reported Epstein but also Trump is directing the DOJ to redact the files but also..

total fat? absolutely. trans fat? honey, you’re looking at it. vitamin d? zero. calcium? zero. iron? zero. potassium? ZERO. baby this will destroy the human body but the girls will live!

Might have to give these a shot.

The Boyfriend? How about THE ENVIRONMENT.