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Someone please call Dante, we need him to invent a new level of hell for the people in charge of the Homeland Security Twitter account.

I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAbA...

'Twas two days before the election, And all through Poilievre's riding, The reporters were muzzled, So as not to ask "What is he hiding?" Wokeness was banned, All follow-up questions too, In hopes that his slogans Were all you believed were true I'd continue but that requires security clearance

Singh says he fought for affordability and dental care, which Poilievre voted against. Poilievre responds by biting Singh, saying, "How's that for teeth talk, bitch"

Paikin talks about the price of housing becoming a crisis during the Liberal reign. Carney says he they need a fundamentally different approach and attitude, which is why we need leaders who aren't rich, white men, who whoops oh no

Next Topic: AFFORDABILITY AND THE COST OF LIVING. Poilievre says to the Youth of Canada: In the last Lost Liberal Decade, you can't buy houses anymore. That's why he will taking houses from his liberal enemies and giving them to any students who tell him he looks nice in a cowboy hat

Listen, if Rebel News gets to ask questions, @thebeaverton.com should get to ask questions. Let me ask Pierre if he thinks my biological clock looks fertile enough. I'll wear a blazer and everything. Don't deny me my rights, you cowards www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News

Not sure I’m cool with Poilievre’s new slogan: Chicks Go Stale - Stoppons Chicks Le Ticky Tocky

PRIME MINISTER ANNE MURRAY

Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies youtu.be/L1x2eY_4H4Y

Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver

The stock market is down again, but according to conservatives that doesn't matter anymore

@footyprime.bsky.social @danwongsez.bsky.social ABSOLUTELY an NUFC fan

Here we go again. Where do these people get their information?

Why America Can't Conquer #Canada

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney youtu.be/b2UHrLms_Q4

KRAZY KARL'S KARS WHITE HOUSE CAR LOT

Former Prime Minister and senior statesman Jean Chretien schooling the media on what their actual fucking job is!!!! Enough of this fake news bullshit! Stop parrotting Poilievre... we're not broken, and neither is our economy! To the Media! "IT IS YOUR JOB TO TELL THEM"! - Jean Chretien

#HappyInternationalWomensDay! Clare Rustad Rhian Wilkinson and, of course, the inimitable @amy13walsh.bsky.social #OG #BroadsCast & Footy Prime Carrie Ryan Footy Prime Supporters Club A Big Thank You for All You Do!

OK this ad is actually very good lmaoooo www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJ4...

A power grab??? Oh FUCK you. Fuuuuuuck you. Worry about the state of your own democracy, dumbass.

Trudeau: He has said repeatedly, what he wants is to see a total collapse of the Canadian economy. Because that will make it easier to annex us. First of all, that's never going to happen. We will never be the 51st state.

Trudeau ✅ Ford ✅ Poilievre❌ Even Jason Kenney spoke intelligently about anti-Drumpf tariffs and 🇨🇦response, but trust PP to turn it into political platforming #NeverCon

Choke on your shit filled diaper, pedophile.

Economists in US and around the world have been loud & clear: Imposing blanket tariffs on their 3 largest trading partners will have devastating impact on U.S. economy and skyrocket inflation. Trump shrugs, does it anyway. In 2 weeks he'll blame it on Biden. Or Obama. Or trans kids.

I stand with PRESIDENT ZELENSKI. A true leader and hero. And what the fuck colour was trump today?!? 🍊 💩

America... you are losing, and have lost, so much respect/influence/regard in an INCREDIBLY short time thanks to the Trump regime. It is absolutely shocking.

Wow. I already looked at Zelenskyy as a hero for standing up to Putin's invasion. Even more today watching him stand firm and speak reality, while Trump & Vance shout at him, and shit on him publicly like playground bullies. Then Trump PRAISES Putin openly while Vance nods like a dimwit. Grotesque!

This is the first time in my life I've ever watched an adult man fighting a group of toddlers and desperately rooted for the adult man to win

JUST VOTE

Donation #77 & listening to @thevoicevendor.bsky.social talking about wanting to be a firetruck ! 🤣 OMG lost it! @footyprime.bsky.social @footyprimesc.bsky.social

I hear at tonight's Liberal Party leadership debate the candidates were asked how they would deal with Trump, and if no one said "Put a sexy blonde wig on a polar bear and let it lead Trump to his death" then they don't deserve to lead this damn country

Never trust a man who doesn’t drink who wants you to get drunk.

Please Don't Vote For Doug Ford This Time, Ontario youtu.be/pUoX9FGT0M0?...

Did you know that you don't have to be American or a federal employee to email Elon his requisite "Five things I did at work last week?" Well, you know now

🚨1/ Canadians Hate Trump Thread: 🧵 Canadians are rejecting the idea of becoming the 51st U.S. state (only 13% support it) and are doubling down on national unity. A travel boycott and a shift to “Buy Canadian” are hitting the U.S. economy hard. Let’s unpack...

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Hey All, we're in a trying time for even the most resilient of us, especially if you lean in the empath zone. So here are a few easy tips that I am sharing that can change my funk (and hopefully work for you) to create the energy to combat these existential threats. Thread - we'll see how long.

DITCH HIM 🇨🇦🇺🇸

I created you in My image and I am an asshole.

In the fight for women's reproductive rights, men can protest, vote, and... get a vasectomy?