What a concept.

Someone will have to tidy up after that closing ceremony.

Closing ceremony:

What is the Swedish for 'you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile"?

LOOK KATIE NO COMPUTER

LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER is certainly a name of a thing.

Make whoever's in charge of Team GB the UK's Head of Delegation at Eurovision. In this essay...

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Oh, how did that get there?👀

Scottish Widows but make it Spanish:

'Frank, where are we on whether dancing soaking wet counts as water on stage?'

The Scandis do be liking their glass boxes at Eurovision.

I don't know what this segment is but I assume it's DR educating the Danish public on what they think is relevant at modern Eurovision.

Turns out the Danish for 'let's just fucking do it' is 'let's just fucking do it.' Who knew.

I wouldn't vote for anything that involved tea on the kitchen floor. Most unhygienic.

I like Copenhagen Noir. Someone has to.

Everyone gathering around to hear my thoughts on DMGP:

It won't take plaaaaceee, man.

Quick, Clifford, cancel the hotels while they're still refundable.

A wee tune on the train to work.

Listening to Radio 3 while working from home. What have I become?

Running allora time etc.

She'd have had this wrapped up by now.

When do we get to this stage in the proceedings?

It’s Groundhog Day on BBC News.

'What do you mean you want to see my social media history, Clifford?'

That's just a loss to the entire planet, tbh.😢

“Can you have a wee check of that again Mr Stevie…” said National Bard Mr Clifford Brown 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (pictured in colour)

A happy Burns night to all who celebrate our national bard (pictured).

Ooo an article about me.

Surprisingly not annoyed by this new series. And this is nice. A rare case of non orchestral stuff working in Trek.

I'm not going on tour with you, Clifford.

Me, a mere 5 minutes into the first episode of Heated Rivalry:

Must...resist...temptation..to....go...see...the...Icelandic...pirates.

Lang may my lum *what* Clifford?

'Same procedure as every year, James.'

I saw the lady herself sing this live in a tiny little Glasgow shoebox qnd it was easily one of the best things i'v3 ever seen live.

Did that cat ever meow back?

Te Deum been on yet? #ESC250

Jendrick knows he's had justice!

On Hogmanaaaayyy, man.

Dansevise remains the greatest song ever sent to Eurovision and I will die on this hill.

Finally, justice for Jendrik!

Dog

Merry Christmas

Where's my figgy pudding, Clifford?

I'm watching the Christmas lunch episode of the Vicar of Dibley and I have gin. What more could a little festive gay boy want.

Careful or you'll be visited by 3 ghosts tonight:

Not me in charge of the office Christmas quiz this year. Live footage: