Spotify just decided to play me a song I’d never heard before and my first thought was “ooft this is not good”. Naturally, when I checked, it was the latest Alexander Rybak effort.

I’ve watched a lot of Catherine O’Hara tributes, and now I’m trying to read my book before bed and my inner monologue is all in Moira Rose’s voice 💔

Does every house in Heated Rivalry have the same fireplace or am I losing my mind?

Admira Thunderpussy back on my TV again 💕💕 #melfest

A*Teens are everything I’ve been mad at Sweden for for years. Send them. #melfest

My Fitbit just buzzed for 10,000 steps whilst I was dancing on my sofa to Copacabana Boy. Make of that what you will #melfest

Need to yell about Daði Freyr’s new haircut

Obsessed with this album, obsessed with this song, obsessed specifically with these ten seconds of this song. It makes me feel so comfy cosy in a way I just can’t explain??

I feel like the opening notes of Tattoo send my body straight into fight or flight

Kate Butch literally my favourite drag queen of all time, I love her so much.

Imagining a parallel universe in which CCC won in 2023 and we have Käärijä guest judging Drag Race 😔

New Kuumaa album out mid-Feb, I am begging for a performance at UMK

Running through my 2026 playlist so far and I’m realising it’s a collection of the most annoying noises you could possibly conceive of, interspersed with some extremely chill shit. Both make my brain happy.

The majority of this new Drag Race cast being 30+ thank GOD

I’ve no idea what the next year is going to look like in terms of Eurovision - I certainly feel like I want to be distancing myself from it - but #esc250 always feels like a lovely reminder of how things used to be. Thanks everyone 💖

omg I can go full Celine whilst doing my makeup, PERFECT #esc250

My love for Eric Saade grows with each year that passes #esc250

BISTRA VODA COMEBACK 🇧🇦 MY BELOVED #esc250

As far as I’m concerned, before The Voice is a Eurovision song, it’s an “early 00s Celtic Chillout CD my mum played in the car” song #esc250

Lighters in the air for Eres Tu #esc250

If you absolutely must be cleaning the house whilst listening to #esc250, I can thoroughly recommend mopping the kitchen to Trenulețul

Might end up missing the end of #esc250 this year but I firmly believe the real gems end up being at the beginning anyway

Can’t believe we’re no longer trusted and treasured 💔

Conversation earlier about how Eurovision can be extremely self referential, but I quite like that because “I’ll never complain about a random three minute set from someone who came 15th seven years ago”. Thought I’d check who that actually was and…

Making a return to Bluesky to scream about the fact I’ve been wanting a Zorra lipsync on Drag Race España for 18 months now, and that is what we got 😐

"Dear trusted and treasured Eurovision Song Contest community" is the anti- "dear bigoted haters".

Finally sat down to watch Botnia Paradise and Gambämark. Post-Eurovision depression, who? I don’t know her.

To everyone in Basel, I hope the mood in Euroclub is more positive than the mood in my house right now

Erika Vikman is a goddess. KAJ are the discovery of the season for me. JJ is a very deserving winner. I will take these positives away from tonight #eurovision

“There is more than one way to ‘win’ the Eurovision Song Content” I repeat as I rock back and forth and worry for my faves

Oh my god THIS IS FOR MEEEE THIS WAS DONE FOR ME PERSONALLY #eurovision

God is a woman and her name is Erika Vikman

🇪🇸 RTVE has shared the following message right before their #Eurovision 2025 grand final broadcast.

The non-stop Eurovision hits channel is now playing this year’s entries? I don’t want this, give me the CLASSICS.

I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep, the lower stress levels compared to last year’s contest, or just the general good vibes that this year’s group give off, but I could make a case for any of the main contenders winning at this point, and I would find something to celebrate in it.

NÅJAA

Have San Marino open, and then we can all pretend we’re back in February again and Sanremo is about to start #eurovision (or maybe not, remembering how those results went)

Eurovision week actually the worst week of the year when you think about it?? I don’t spend months of my life loving these songs for them then to be released to the wider public and SLAUGHTERED

YES SISSAL

why Erika isn’t amongst the winners discourse I will never understand #eurovision

ERIKA VIKMAN

I don’t know how Europe will receive it but god I love Baller #eurovision

Anyway

Sea Salt I am praying for you 🇩🇰 #eurovision

#Eurovision could never

TAVO #eurovision

The crowd seems louder tonight? Real test of that will be later, of course #eurovision

I did not know Thomas G:son was behind “survivor…stay-aliver” - your days are numbered sir #eurovision

Laika Party is right back to making me feel sad, I’m sorry, I cannot get over the dead dog #eurovision

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