TADC finale such a fascinating mess. talk to me about it if you've also seen awa

mannn i fucking hate oweing people shit yeah sorry for not doing any work on this for 11 months i get an anxiety attack any time i think about it too much and hanging up the towel and saying "i can't" when you've been saying you'll try again for months is just such a shitty thing to do

think its interesting how theres a brand of frozen pizza boxes i now consider "the fancy ones" like. idk if the concept of "fancy frozen pizzas" was a huge thing when i was younger and more well off maybe the ones in the metal trays from the supermarket idk

i really am a doggy because the feeling of not being swiftly praised for a job well done actually bums me out like a looot TwT

riding a crazy creative high out as i go to sleep tonight you can do anything you want ever just give it legitimately like 3 sessions with solid effort and you will be better than you expected

not the internet trying to explode patty again :< it's rlly not that hard to understand that people do bad things sometimes she's literally done everything you are supposed to when you make a mistake

i've got the nose of sispyhus dawg how many times can you blow your nose and still be plugged up

Tough puppy

I'm rubber you're glue *you realize this is a fetish thing for me* uh. I'm not finishi,ng this defense

i literally have stress balls on my chest bro. get on HRT now i swear to GOD

Pubby

haters will say "don't eat cold cuts straight outta the fridge" but they are praying on your downfall

on hold with my doctor and taking a shit at the same time. needless to say, i know a thing or two about taking care of business. #thetadeltasigmagrindset

still can't get over this by the way . the world is being done a disservice from no one having the experience of groping me . someone's gotta fix that

another day another frozen pizza devoured

Kissing Women

this bitch is finally gonna shower tonight millions rejoice at the prospect of clean puppy

blehhhhhhhhh :P

my tits are sooooo soft bro oml

how it feels to accidentally paste a porn link in ur friends server and even though you deleted it literally frame one some asshole with hacker vencord plug-ins is totally going to know HHHH I WANNA DIE

scritches for jade NOW 💥 scritches for jade NOWW 💥 when she makes the terrifying whining noise it means she is DISTRESSED from lack of EAR and NECK scritchies be aware of this fact

estrogen lazer PPPPPYYEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

third boobs post to complete the set. they should let me lactate a little as a treat okay. puppycow princess :boom: this is my truth nuke

remains true . Just drank a mango lassi im going to have H cups bro

god having boobs is SO AWESOME GRAHHHH

prized

nneed someone to hook their finger around the loop in my collar and pull me in for a kiss before saying "shush puppy, the people are talking"

prog has me so sensitive oh my god cjdjxnsnxjndjx like im not necessarily more horny than usual on a baseline but um um um if a determined woman just put her hand down there id probably fold in like 20 seconds theres your update for today

lets see if this uploads in a readable resolution 🤪 #mlp

Puppy

cultural differences are beautiful. americans say "fries" and the british say "chips." i say "hypnosis kink" and my therapist says "autistic burnout"

putting the ac vent directly on my pussy

“i asked ChatGPT” well i reached post-nut clarity and asked myself

“No Way To Prevent Hyperpop” Says Only Nation Where Hyperpop Regularly Happens

staring at Dairy Queen like God I wish I was her

PROGESTERONE. TAKE YOUR BOOBS TO THE NEXT LEVEL

doing it all by myself 🏳️‍⚧️💉

frot you, knot you, hold you like a tight lock~ 🎶🎵🎼🎸🎧🎛🎹🎷🎚🎙

Foxgirls: 100% Trustworthy

flutterdash #mlp

100 mg prog. bla bla i crazy now!!!

Extra girly ver

faggot mode activate

thinkin bout the interesting sfw/nsfw gradient that exists between one's curated spaces, its been something discussed recently among friends personally, a lot of nsfw interests of mine are pretty huge in my life but a lot of people don't get 2 see that because of how i've compartmentalized it

Good Girl. 🩷

i NEEED headpats or i will die

oomf called me princess its OVER im a blushy mess

thinking bout how ive flirted with someone by telling them "yea, I dont actually know my weight. the home scale doesn't go past 330lbs :P" and I think im goated for that

i fucking love being a freak grahhhhhhhghhgg