I block a bitch on PlayStation Network. I block a bitch on AliExpress. I block a bitch on Temu. I block a bitch on Tubi. I block a bitch on Chess.com.

*radio announcer voice* "hey hey HEY! you're VERY sweet... but i just realized i don't have the emotional capacity for dating anyone right now"

its good when girls jerk off penis style

LITERALLYYYY

I'm often praised for my skill as a domme(fair, I'm the best) but I'm saddened by how many submissives seem to have crazy low standards What, 'cause I gave aftercare? 'cause I listened to your needs and found what makes you happy? 'cause I treat you with respect when you're not feeling up to kink?

dating advice: if you do not have emotional capacity to date, do not date.

nvm

having a blast

you can place a slice of ham on your penis but not much will change

crush took me to underscores pop-up dj set and kissed me

i want to fuck but im tired and sleepy and tired and sleepy

If you ever see a video discussing trans people and hear a british accent. TURN IT OFFFFF

size queen? uh yeah, I sure hope she does

size queen? no. 'll take any size any shape, like the square hole.

some ppl in music discord servers r too invested in being edgy and funny to ever contribute anything meaningful to the scene

none of the long distance ppl fumbled me ever it's literally only locals. if u live far from me ily dw dw.

i hope that all the locals who fumbled me r a lil bit sad and pouty abt it. i want them to be happy but also it's REALLY funny that they thought my standards were that low 😭 esp now that im getting spoiled.

catching feelings at incredible rates rn

I'm an evil transfem (puts down a boundary)

bitches say they're leftists but haven't been to a protest, organized mutual aid, or boycotted anything ever. ok Hillary Clinton staffer, good for u, let's get u to bed.

let me be entirely clear about my opinions here: I don't use AI. I in fact avoid it at all costs. If you're using ai I'm probably avoiding you also.

getting spoiled on a date is crazy when ur not used to it oml date so good i got Anxious

god i have such a crush

saying "ugh, we needed this" like a couple on vacation but it's just a woman with her dick inside her girlfriend

everyone knows i like to eat this snacks

took so much prog i’m about to visit Czechia

hyperpop artist to bsky nsfw alt pipeline

i’m a whore but only for my friends who communicate well

i’m so dateable like carbon-14

she servin' up cock-tail it's makin my bar tender

the visceral heart-shattering feeling of knowing i can't be close to everyone i love all at once... that i can't live in a walkable neighborhood with every trans friend i meet online... that i can't live in the same city as every crush i have... fuck!

there are two types of women who i fall for: - women who live too far for me to date them - women who fumble me spectacularly and hilariously

to do list

"male loneliness epidemic" doesn't rly seem to exist for guys who r just normal to trans women. join my discord vc, weirdo.

SORRY IM HORNAYYYYY

do you all think my face would look good with girlcum on it. be honest.

press s to scale. s to scale. press s. you can scale the model with s. make her smaller. make her smaller. press the s key on your keyboard.

TOMBOY TGIRLS!! HIT MY DMS!! I WANT UR WET TIP!!

i used to think lube is supposed to sting a little bit. then i tried a hypoallergenic lube and it felt rly good. turns out? lube only stings if ur allergic. #coolfacts

i can't believe i just posted actual porn of myself here a few weeks ago and it only got six likes. it did get at least one crush to admit she liked me tho.

i dip cheetos in cholula hot sauce is this allowed

(flirting) you look like you could pick me up with minimal effort

do y'all really have to post Tweets here just to dunk on them. can u just not show them to me. thanks.

it also does not mean "autumn owes me a second date even if she doesn't want to"

somebody block-dodged me using LEX i hate minneapolis

i can't block you, you'd moan

"oh i use it for work" unless you're a sex worker or antifash researcher, there is zero need to use twitter. if everyone in ur local scene is using it, then its on you to get them to stop using it. friends dont let friends hang around nazi pedophiles

"and what, switch to bsky, the cringe site?" yes. or mastodon. or dont use any site. i dont care. if you care more about a website being 'cringe' than there being nazis generating csam, that says something about you as a person i think

delete your twitter account. you do not need to use the nazi csam site. i promise you you do not. it does in fact effect you as a person, i have seen many 'leftists' start using rw slang and getting more reactionary in views and approaches because of it youre not immune to fash propaganda