the name nathan could be for anyone. but there are only like 2 types of levi. really makes you think

if nobody’s got me i know nosferatu’s got me

I love Events…it’s so important to see like 50% of the people you know on at least a biweekly basis

everything is sex / except sex witches’ power

work-from-home Severance

people i used to do improv with are getting married…

Armed military police on UBC campus today to protect IOF war criminals invited to compete at sporting events as though they didn’t serve in an army that has killed at minimum a child every 30 minutes for the past 16 months. Monitoring from the rooftops like snipers.

this meeting could have been an email. and it also could have been. a sunbeam.

if i ever get gaslit again im biting until i see bone

sometimes a kiss is so gorgeous you become a bit more possible

when a guy lends me his jacket i feel like a knight getting a favour from a princess before a jousting match

I love crazy bitches

guys on dating apps see a girl with 3-10 tattoos and become totally darksided. i do not want to be your bitch ex wife. i do not want to be bribed. i am nice sweet girl. my heart. is kind<3

meal prepping (making cookies)

who is: Martin Chatwin

guy in movie i’m watching just said "dude, i’ve been your tech guy for like, 3 years" while looking up a Facebook account

for better or worse, I am always thinking about poetry

im perfect

Jackass and cornflakes autumn

(stabs knife threateningly into table) who wants to be my friend and hang out :)

one time i had to explain the word yearning to a situationship. wish i did not understand that word the way the flesh understands the bone!!

started doing silly voices at the beginning of the weekend and it turned into a bit of a "bender" :/

i’m having lovecraftian reactions to lesbian relations

someday, maybe in an annoying memoir, i will lovingly refer to 2024 as the year i gave up alcohol and blowjobs for lent

i can't believe it's 2024 and i can't find anywhere to watch yoko ono's short films grrr

saving money for grad school is so hard when i want to waste it on things like novelty thongs

gave blood for the first time and did grabby hands to the doctor so she'd give me coffee and mojito

when i go as laezel for halloween this year you guys are gonna freak out

If Godzilla showed up I'd calm him down with logic and reason

if i could i would have prosecco and coffee and grill cheese for every meal. but i freakin CAN'T!!

"girl, interrupted" is a great name for a movie about me — cause i’m a woman at the office!! haha just kidding. i actually love men and don’t mind when they talk over me ;) also i get psychotic episodes so

cis woman who refers to her name before marriage as her deadname

lmfaoooo at these snapchats from when i was trying to hook up with a guy who was really into the office

aesthetically i should always have a nosebleed & bruises

boyfriends really create a false need for themselves because at this point i just need a boyfriend to keep me safe from all my previous boyfriends

it’s inhumane to have to run into 2 exes on a night out

i’m kind of a legend in the ex-girlfriend community

*on deathbed* hey can u arrange my bones goofy with it

crazy cat lady? ummm i think you mean neurodivergent catgirl

the person i dated at 21 irrevocably changed my brain chemistry because now i’m insanely attracted to people who make irony-poisoned posts all day. thanks to evolution my kids will probably live at their computer like bat-people. or i will have 3 divorces😌

the dirtbag left? i sure hope he did!

ok fine Hinge is the best dating app. log on. get my 6 very scary compliments. argue for 15 minutes with a stranger because he said not all cops are bastards. don’t talk to anyone else. log off.