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philosopher sellsword and burgeoning hedge mage
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getting real scared in the middle of a gay sword fight. I think this bitch is straight and going to kill me for real
about 2 years ago
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incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom
5 months ago
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audrey
8 days ago
progesterone doesn’t make me horny but it does make me want to stand in field in the rain slamming a broken pipe down on a serial killer’s head over and over while screaming until my voice gives out so idk maybe it does
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they/them'd at the booster shot bitch i just gave you my id what did you think the 'f' stood for faggot?
9 days ago
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the rising tide of fascism comes home to roost: coffee shop playing the blandest cover of a song youve ever heard
11 days ago
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doing spit play with the pearly gates. not jusr yet baby
about 1 month ago
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god loves a transsexual and transsexuals love a stupid fucking pun
about 1 month ago
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Ixihl Ataraxia | ENVtuber
about 2 months ago
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femtanyl: for the ladies
about 2 months ago
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Mr. Chau
about 2 months ago
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the absolute pleasure of explaining who charlie kirk is to my coworker and a regular and then telling them he got fucking merced. indescribable
about 2 months ago
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Diversity Win: Beard Hair In Sink Replaced By Undercut Touchup
8 months ago
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violent, psychotic art is getting big again. get in now before the pringles man is sawn in half at a kink party as part of a viral marketing stunt
2 months ago
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mattie lubchansky
2 months ago
"manual gynophilia." is that anything.
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gave my truck an orchi
3 months ago
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doing a land acknowledgement before giving head
3 months ago
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noticing a lot less piss on public toilet seats these days. society socially progresses faster than we can comprehend
4 months ago
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this is an attack on me and my undesirable personality
4 months ago
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howdy sluts
5 months ago
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lux fatale✨
5 months ago
about to have a woman moment✨
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my dad is such a world war 5 guy. he’s always down in his man cave feeding the ratkin
5 months ago
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pee is stored in the breasts
5 months ago
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a super-future society revived my brain matter using time-space folding tech so now i have to watch my cyberbug body battle nightmares unfolding from an enthdimension out of one eye while the other eye watches me scroll pinterest boards and accidentally click temu ads at never before seen speeds
5 months ago
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pearl harbour. 9/11. and now. boise idaho titanic
5 months ago
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stop right there queen! 🫵 untuck NOW
5 months ago
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got my tmjs extended. doc says im not allowed to masticate anymore
5 months ago
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i bet being directly under a nuclear blast would feel sooooo good 💖
5 months ago
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trans day of gutting you like a fish in the final moments of humanity’s existence on the sun bleached skeleton that was once earth
5 months ago
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little lamb
5 months ago
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. They cover the wretched earth like flies on a rotting corpse. The mealy sun beats down on us all.
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the adventures of tintin! i love that little belgian and his occasionally racist escapades
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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yeah i found god. found gods clitoris. it’s a mountain in the pnw and i took him all the way in BITCH
5 months ago
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sama knife emoji
5 months ago
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this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. it’s only big enough for one horse. which reminds me
5 months ago
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taddy mason
5 months ago
Let ya nuts hang queen
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in this town it’s do or be done. or die. or don’t
5 months ago
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at the end of the day we all want the same thing: a big womb to call our own
5 months ago
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i’m going to do five social activities in a row and then explode into ground beef
5 months ago
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hey *whisks you on a mythical journey through a strange realm and then turns to dust after we’ve overcome great evil at the end*
5 months ago
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what are you all getting me for my birthday
5 months ago
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my soul is rotten and underfed. i have to write about the redness within all of us or perish
5 months ago
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incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom
5 months ago
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my body is a machine that turns stress into nails so short they bleed
5 months ago
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genuinely so obsessed with a straight woman whose qualifications for a man is tall and kinda fuckin stupid. you are gorgeous babe
5 months ago
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hey man is it ok if i bring my weary body to the function
5 months ago
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grave digger the monster truck
5 months ago
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sock 🧦
5 months ago
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the thing we didn’t know back then was that air was part of a healthy breakfast so it was good that sylvia plath did that
5 months ago
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fromsoft games and the dangers of stagnation, the necessity of change powerpoint leading into me asking for money for a nose job or a nose piercing idk yet
5 months ago
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(hitting 3/4ths of a joint in one breath) dog i have GOT to let go of all this shame. it’s my shackles bro
5 months ago
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let’s go lesbians do a backflip
5 months ago
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i’m the one who put the butt cancer there. don’t ask me how. but basically i used a microscopic submarine. it was a perilous journey . i’ll tell you that much
6 months ago
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