incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom

progesterone doesn’t make me horny but it does make me want to stand in field in the rain slamming a broken pipe down on a serial killer’s head over and over while screaming until my voice gives out so idk maybe it does

they/them'd at the booster shot bitch i just gave you my id what did you think the 'f' stood for faggot?

the rising tide of fascism comes home to roost: coffee shop playing the blandest cover of a song youve ever heard

doing spit play with the pearly gates. not jusr yet baby

god loves a transsexual and transsexuals love a stupid fucking pun

femtanyl: for the ladies

the absolute pleasure of explaining who charlie kirk is to my coworker and a regular and then telling them he got fucking merced. indescribable

Diversity Win: Beard Hair In Sink Replaced By Undercut Touchup

violent, psychotic art is getting big again. get in now before the pringles man is sawn in half at a kink party as part of a viral marketing stunt

"manual gynophilia." is that anything.

gave my truck an orchi

doing a land acknowledgement before giving head

noticing a lot less piss on public toilet seats these days. society socially progresses faster than we can comprehend

this is an attack on me and my undesirable personality

howdy sluts

about to have a woman moment✨

my dad is such a world war 5 guy. he’s always down in his man cave feeding the ratkin

pee is stored in the breasts

a super-future society revived my brain matter using time-space folding tech so now i have to watch my cyberbug body battle nightmares unfolding from an enthdimension out of one eye while the other eye watches me scroll pinterest boards and accidentally click temu ads at never before seen speeds

pearl harbour. 9/11. and now. boise idaho titanic

stop right there queen! 🫵 untuck NOW

got my tmjs extended. doc says im not allowed to masticate anymore

i bet being directly under a nuclear blast would feel sooooo good 💖

trans day of gutting you like a fish in the final moments of humanity’s existence on the sun bleached skeleton that was once earth

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. They cover the wretched earth like flies on a rotting corpse. The mealy sun beats down on us all.

the adventures of tintin! i love that little belgian and his occasionally racist escapades

yeah i found god. found gods clitoris. it’s a mountain in the pnw and i took him all the way in BITCH

sama knife emoji

this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. it’s only big enough for one horse. which reminds me

Let ya nuts hang queen

in this town it’s do or be done. or die. or don’t

at the end of the day we all want the same thing: a big womb to call our own

i’m going to do five social activities in a row and then explode into ground beef

hey *whisks you on a mythical journey through a strange realm and then turns to dust after we’ve overcome great evil at the end*

what are you all getting me for my birthday

my soul is rotten and underfed. i have to write about the redness within all of us or perish

incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom

my body is a machine that turns stress into nails so short they bleed

genuinely so obsessed with a straight woman whose qualifications for a man is tall and kinda fuckin stupid. you are gorgeous babe

hey man is it ok if i bring my weary body to the function

grave digger the monster truck

sock 🧦

the thing we didn’t know back then was that air was part of a healthy breakfast so it was good that sylvia plath did that

fromsoft games and the dangers of stagnation, the necessity of change powerpoint leading into me asking for money for a nose job or a nose piercing idk yet

(hitting 3/4ths of a joint in one breath) dog i have GOT to let go of all this shame. it’s my shackles bro

let’s go lesbians do a backflip

i’m the one who put the butt cancer there. don’t ask me how. but basically i used a microscopic submarine. it was a perilous journey . i’ll tell you that much