who wants to start homebrewing spiro with me

come on man.

i don't know who needs to hear this but you can actually keep the beard longer than you think. you don't really have to shave until laser or whatever. go ahead and hide behind a mustache tgirl. it's actually allowed

look at him. my son

white trans girl who "had a nazi phase" fear me

someone did yay :)

once a month my motherly instincts kick in and i have to raise a beautiful bouncing cyndaquil into an upstanding nuclear weapon

denied from the publication i really thought i had a shot with. surely someone else will publish my story about sucking and fucking The Thing to death

i did a Good Job at the thrift store the other day

benjamin bottom

sucking the ozempic out of her needle wound

i owe one million dollars to a disbanded country of the soviet union that every tax official claims to never have existed. i'm trying to claim my sub as a dependent and it's working

transsexual just sounds better

we're leaving swallowing gum in 2025 👏

happy womens day to the SLUTS and the RATS

selfcest at the pride parade NOW

happy birthday to women

plato was the first person to invent a guy to get mad at

The got yr nose trick never worked on me cuz im too beaked up, I know its bigger than a damn thumb

follow me on pagebound i guess

if youre handwringing about sex in art im automatically assuming youre a facist sorry. a party of millennial set people were complaining about sex scenes that "didnt forward the plot." eat shit key grip

damn whos gonna let a bitch self actualize

no more smoking for me.🫸 🚬unless the situation absolutely calls for it. or i think id look cool doing it. or i want to. or

pinup of me painted on the side of a ww3 bomber. i'm winking and holding a bottle of coke in one hand and a white turkish angora cat in the other. "why choose just one?" the guy flying me is dishonorable discharged for a different thing

cool thing for a guy named bryce to say: the name so bryce you say it bryce

dick from a girl cloaked in vermillion

orange cat gf bleeding out on the surgery room floor gf

god is good! thank you for the plateful of bees your lordship

fuck it: small artificals

small naturals

getting really too emotional over the transsexual goat girl in swan boy. is she an ibex. who knows

Jesus Christ this is amazing strangehorizons.com/wordpress/fi...

camo hat that says Bismarck, North Dakota

mechsploitation but they put me in gravedigger the monster truck and tell me i have to jump over fifty school buses that are also my mom

doing foot stuff. like kicking

i should be allowed to sweat a sort of bubble bath formula. it would save me time and mental duress i feel

wicked girl frame ttrpg plaguing my brain. need to exorcise these demons (play girl frame immediately)

reading a game in yellow in the bath never kill yourself

they need a name for when u scissor and frot at the same time. frot paper scissors. ok nvm

one million babies

one million and one dollar baby

one million and one baby

enemies to lovers to environmental catastrophe pipeline

baby the bells tolling for me. and theres only one gargoyle as far as i can tell

making filth art. making people read my filth art. getting my filth art published. begging my dad not to read the story about jacking off so hard you die.

after three months on estrogen all that comes out is microplastics

blorbo baggins