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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_d1... #LostockHall (and Coote Lane) coming to a TV screen near you @hovisbakery

Happy #TowelDay The Henge knows where his is.

Korky. Dipping his tail in the hot tub (sex pond) #caturday

The Honda has developed a leaky front brake hose. So I've had to drag the RA out of the shed today. It's nice. But slow.

Caught the little git before he legged it

And people say there is nothing to do in #LostockHall....

#LostockHall is pleased to announce the iron age helmet will go on display at the newly refurbished Harris

Not my cat vs my cat

This is not our cat. Every night it comes in to the Henge. Eats some food. Has a wash then a nap.

This is not my cat. But it treats the Henge like a hotel

Meanwhile somewhere in a Somerset Urology department, men sit cross legged awaiting to see Mr Burns-Cox.....

Sunday, before a bank holiday Monday & that can mean only one thing... DIY store trip!

Bizarrely my daughter is studying the Very Hungry Caterpillar in BSc English Lit today - so Ive managed to convince her @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social that this submission to @b3ta.com was the rejected first draft....

Warnings have been published about the hermetically sealed air share suits being sold in the #LostockHall naughty emporium

Alcoholics - forget librium. Get some Boggs Tawny Port & find a new found energy and lust for life...

Things I never knew existed

@garagehirst.bsky.social Saw this and instantly thought of you

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Prestons 20 year party being planned & funded now - the last booze up & knees up cost £5.4M This one is expected to be even biggerer.

Next doors cat keeps trying to annex the conservatory.

Not a lap cat. But occasionally she will drape herself over a knee.

Me

Delicious ears in tomato sauce available from the Co op now

Fresh canned Radiation available from the Spar today

Wooly giraffe Bollard @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

Cut price Dyslexic Yorkshireman Headgear is on sale today at Academy Menswear

Things making me grumpy today: Radio not charged up overnight - now making "beep" noises every 10 seconds to tell me its kaput. Water Rates & lying Thieving Bastards that is United Utilities. Medication run out and not re-ordered from the OOH emergency stock cupboard. Laziness.

Absolute piss take. #Waterrates #Waterbill #UnitedUtilities Press release was 32% rise over 5 year period - not 28% overnight.

Today I am mostly grumpy Numerous emails saying I can no longer forward patient information from my email account - I have to forward it to Admin who will then forward it on my behalf. So I have done. Then complaints Im forwarding too much to admin.

Your mother knits socks in Hull....

Cheese The devils food.

Seventh swan son of a seventh swan son on the River Ribble portends the gravest of tidings. Old School Idles are playing the Legion in #LostockHall tonight

The Screaming Head, formerly the voice that taunts you will be terrifying the innocent in his capacity as guardian of the waking moment He is & will always be the dread that haunts your dreams Also available for birthdays, bar mitzvah, bad mitzvahs, wakes & after sacrifice motivational speaking

Sunday is the day to expunge your demons. If you are possessed or know someone who is, take advantage of the two for one offer tomorrow in #LostockHall

Strap em down! It's going to get bumpy...

The first buds on the crispy bacon tree are appearing despite the current weather - signalling that Spring is just around the corner.

Led by Donkeys projected this onto the Tesla factory in Berlin - I love them. More cartoons, more lampoons more jokes and the 4 years will not seem quite so unbearable. They want us to be afraid because they are afraid that if people see though the masks and the mist they are finished.

In tune with Lancashire

Sent a seat back to MotoGB last week after they sent me the wrong one (they dont have the one I ordered) They got it on Wednesday 15th. Emailed them on Friday re:refund. Got this reply on Monday... Why "later in the week"? Still waiting.

Perhaps its me. But wronguns in the news today (22/1/25) all look like proper wronguns you would not wish to meet on a dark night.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Good on him. Corporation St Bus Gate is a colossal waste of time and only serves to boost the coffers of Preston Council.

Verdict: Local Indian take aways hoover bag contents have more taste and spiciness than these nuts.

"A cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an excellent vibrator." Wisdom of the ancients.

Things I would buy if they had existed: