Somehow got an insurance quote of £96 for an old car I’ve got kicking around that I quoted out of sheer curiosity. Never had a two figure insurance quote in my life. Turns out being old is good, actually (apart from obsessing over my hairline, mystery pains, general fatigue).

Merge two movies: I Spit On Your Grave, The Iron Lady

I saw some far-right content stating “love the UK or leave it”. I’m trying! Just let me get a few more years in my pension and tie up some loose ends and I’m gone.

Saw some shitty AI video of British nostalgia and was reminded of this.

Not today, capitalism.

We’re racing on the Arabian Derby, it’s here so play it now.

It’s sorted now.

Mate found a couple of mostly-complete Tomica play sets in the charity shop, please enjoy them on his paint-splattered work table.

It doesn’t matter whether I like the new Ferrari or not because my opinion is completely worthless, they are not scrambling for my input on the design of a modern electric supercar that I’ll passively see at some point and regard as one of the many objects that exist and that I saw once.

I had to search information about somebody and the AI summary says their ex-partner alleges they were charged with controlling and coercive behaviour. On inspection, it was actually a completely unrelated post regarding somebody completely different that was just copied and pasted to the same group.

Welcome to my Bluesky account, please help yourself to condiments.

Watched a 30 minute video of a Thai street sandwich seller giving detailed explanations of how to cut and package the sandwiches in such a way that the fillings show more (whilst using the least ingredients) in order to drive sales whilst keeping the overall unit cost down.

I feel incredibly demotivated. Not really depressed or anything, I just don’t want to do much beyond sit around and let the day build towards a natural conclusion.

Boiled a couple of eggs.

Update: About 15 minutes of light searching has led to me finding one of the new councillors is a self-described far right thug who tried and failed to get local businesses to pay for him to run his own vigilante mob. Also he threatened a man with hammers and then himself got smashed with hammers.

That’s my job fucked then, hope people enjoy their flags or whatever (and also being blanked by me for the rest of their lives).

I’m not going to really offer much else on the local election, but if you want an idea of the quality and vetting process of the candidates - this guy just got voted in.

Local elections here are a bit fucking grim to say the least.

I suppose in a few days I’ll find out if my elected employers are a bunch of fascist cunts.

My favourite Star Wars film is Runaway starring Tom Selleck.

I’m nearly done, the problem now is what to do when I’ve finished. This is the only time I’ve tried to “complete” a set of toy cars by the way, usually I just buy whatever I fancy when I’m bored in a shop.

Another can of worms opened as I discovered there’s four Thai-specific releases of this Cefiro drift car but some guy on eBay had 3 out of 4 cheap. You can also get the exact same Cefiro with different wheels again as a standard “Racing Cars” worldwide release with no mention of Christy Louis.

New Mitsubishi Carisma looks good.

Fuck every variant of the Facebook Dull Mens Club, your community is like bacteria, go write down your inane thoughts on a concrete block and hold onto it while walking off a pier, you insufferable pricks.

The only way I’d be glad for Charles to meet the US president is if it turned out he had a fake hand with a built-in grenade like Carradine in Death Race 2000.

Abolish the Royals, set of parasites.

Whilst messing around trying to get the Thai-specific Majorettes I encountered this Tomica Lalamove. It’s from Hong Kong but Lalamove has a huge presence in Thailand so I thought it might as well join the party.

A quick look at these before they go in the box with all the rest (I haven’t figured out how to display them).

Now officially onto the final five (unless they suddenly launch new models like they did at Songkran).

Behold the dismantled escalator.

“So glad we went to see the film we starred in about an allergy relief medication”

When my latest delivery arrives, the Thai Majorette list will be down to the final 5 (out of 77). Then I’m going to book the day off work and push them around going brum brum beep beep.

I don’t know why this keeps happening, but every two years my phone provider begs to end my current contract and move to one that will cost me a few pounds a month more with the exact same specs. They ring my phone several times a day. Yeah mate I’ll just go from paying £19/M to £23/M for nothing.

Went to Poundland.

It’s movie time!

Still not the final colour…

I’m unwell with a dreadful cough, so I’ve busted out the Leopard Brand Brown Mixture. It has a legendary dual formulation of alcohol and opium, so you can fail both types of workplace testing for substance abuse. It also works well, but even if you didn’t, you won’t care any more.

If anyone ever asks me what the biggest social issue of today is, it’s absolutely this - nostalgia slop and fake far right info rotting the brains of older people.

Took it to a mate for repairs (not final paint choice). It was filled with dirt and had bad paint.

Technically just in time for it to still be Songkran!

OK. You’re under arrest on suspicion of armed robbery and murder.

Can I control a big fat kiddy-fiddling despot running an illegal war and all the subsequent consequences and impacts it will have on my life? Not really. But can I make it so I’m probably the only person in the UK with the full Majorette Songkran 2026 Isuzu D-Max set? Absolutely.

In difficult times, it’s important to not worry about things you can’t affect. It’s also important to not worry about things you can affect. Basically, just live your life in a completely oblivious fog where you have no real idea what’s going on.

As the deadline looms and the future of the world uncertain, I wanted to share with you a video that I think is deeply important in these times. youtu.be/R8V_Hl8g4S8?...

If Americans don’t use their guns to deal with this, it’s proof that they only ever had them to walk around the house with it and dream about shooting their boss.

“How can I stay safe when using ChatGPT?” - The safest way to do it is to connect yourself to the mains electricity in your house, simply wrap yourself in aluminium foil and copper wire, plug it into a socket and enjoy!

Happy “people who are incredibly angry about everything become deeply offended and furious at a perceived lack of respect for the Christian religion even though they don’t go to church and never did and only ever used it as a day to drink beer and have a chocolate egg so why give a shit” Sunday.

That was an odd coincidence (within 5 minutes).