Shouldn't be surprised and yet...here we are...

I composed this Yizkor memorial prayer,for those of us memorializing those who passed, but also those who endured trauma. Please feel free to share with those who would benefit, or with your own communities and congregations shorturl.at/HYXTf @timesofisrael.com

"Girl, have you met you?" I will not be a weak b*tch. #DafYomi #mood

Pashmina and Sherb are safe. Sorry not sorry Azazel.

OMG this one post just clarified for me the difference between Jewish bringing Moshiach vs xtian stuff. We work thru Torah Mitzvos acts of goodness and kindness to bring the era of Moshiach. They are just... this:

One does not simply do teshuva dot meme. Shana tova & chag hobbitday sameach!

שבת שלום 💐💜

Shana tova and chag sameach!

Reddit OP user name aside, I'm glad I do teshuva all year. Even still, it never seems like enough...

I wonder what kind of footwear demons wear...because as we all know about their feet...

Yes.

I haven't been able to eat bagels in 8 years. Every time I see a cinnamon raisin bagel, the longing is overwhelming. Well...I had a piece of one tonight. I tasted / felt nothing. Am I even a Jew anymore? Maybe this is another reason why The Talmud tells us not to let non-Jews prepare our food...

Shalom friends! Where do we get the idea that on #RoshHashanah we are judged, and on #YomKippur our fate is sealed? Because it’s not in the #Torah! In honor of Elul, welcome to throwback #DafReactions Rosh Hashanah 16: Judgement Day #dafyomi #talmud youtu.be/3vW60RaoVrs

I read the Talmud for the trash talk.

Shalom, friends!!! It’s the month of Elul, so it’s time to do #teshuva! But how??? Luckily I’ve got some pro tips!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=R_QQ...

I don't know if anyone is seeing this, and I hate to ask, but if you have space for me in your prayers, אראלה-יפה בת נחמה.

Slightly diminish a band name: Image Playhouse

In the scouring of the shire, Tolkien shows that war always comes home. You don’t get to leave it somewhere, like in some movie that glorifies war without examining the cost. War and evil do not remain far away. They are not an adventure. They come home. Sometimes you have to keep fighting.

The latkes...so bad...antisemitic. I both feel and appreciate this...so much.

My mood, if anyone was wondering.

the story so far: "AI-generated code is really weird." "Yeah, and it's hard to read." "I know, it's so annoying, just like those wicked Jewish moneylenders."

The 82-year-old Jewish woman was peacefully marching in Colorado for Run For Their Lives, which was formed in collaboration with the Hostages and Missing Families Forum; which has been advocating a deal to end the conflict and bring everyone home and challenging Netanyahu’s plans to escalate.

Blaming Israel for both World Wars, which occurred before the state was created, is not "anti-Israel." It's just old-school antisemitism with "Jews" replaced by "Israel" for deniability. Some of this stuff is hard, but this isn't. Journalism should call something by its name.

2 months ago, I was assaulted by a DR. I have spoken to 10 attorneys. 1 said they would take my case if I paid $17k up front. 7 others said to speak to L.S., the attorney who wanted $17k up front. 2 had assistants tell me they weren't interested. How are disabled people supposed to get justice?

Make it make sense! Oh wait: people don't actually care about body autonomy, especially of disabled people...

Shalom friends! I will be explaining this page entirely in Lord of the Rings references to prove the #Talmud/#Tolkien venn diagram is a circle. Go get your pipe w🍃d and settle in! Welcome to #DafReactions Avodah Zarah 41: One Ring To Rule Them All #dafyomi #LordOfTheRings youtu.be/Y6Jv2Enx6nE

So let me get this straight: a doctor can assault / batter a disabled patient, leaving them permanently disfigured, and not only will police not arrest or even investigate said dr, but no attorney will represent said disabled patient because "the case is too expensive to litigate"? Asking for ME.

🧵 I want a thread I can point people to later about the story about Onkelos in Talmud Gittin 56b-57a. So here it is.

Shalom, friends! This week, a new bombshell enters the villa. And by “villa” I mean the Garden of Eden, and by “bombshell” I mean the OG HBIC demon queen…Lilith. Welcome to #JewishLoreReactions: The Night Queen 🦉 #Lilith #GardenofEden #folklore youtu.be/kw31-kltJsg

So much ignorance, bigotry and performative BS to unpack here. A thread. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

Shabbat shalom, fam.

Timeline cleanse

SPF is your friend, kids of all ages, genders, and races. Skin cancer doesn't discriminate.

If I only had one more like to give...

Thank for everything, Ozzy. youtu.be/dRwnfCN7Lhs?...

My mom likes to live in a bubble where antisemitism can't possibly happen to here...in NYC...and in a hospital. Her bubble was burst today @ Weill-Cornell. And she mentioned it to me before I had to point it out (when I usually get the "no that's not it" look).

I had "the talk" with my 7-year-old today. No, not that one. The one where I explain why there's armed security at the entrance to his Jewish summer camp.

This is how they globalize the intifada collive.com/french-shluc...

Shalom friends! Let’s call in to the Elder Millennials of Zion hotline to check some demon alibis for alleged occult activity during the war between #Israel and #Iran. Also featuring: #Elmo. 😈

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Mandy is wrong. If you stop and think, you'll get it. This is like American Jews in the 40s and 50s complaining about newly arriving Orthodox Jews still dressing traditionally, visibly Jewish. This is victim blaming. Jews around the world are endangered by antisemites, not the excuses they use.

Shavua tov. Enjoying these last few moments before I catch wind of any news and feel like I need another Shabbat to decompress...

If you’re recentering the gross antisemitism of grok and twitter yesterday to be anything other than systemized hate by a company towards Jews, you’re using us as political cudgels and dehumanizing us. Jews deserve safety without it being relative anyone or anything else.

How many are sophisticated enough not to internalize it? How many will think less of Jews as a result? How many will be encouraged to do something violent? How many people will gawk at it vs call it out? Or laugh at it?

Well I guess that makes me a slut too, because I *WILL NOT STOP* learning Talmud...or TaNaKh...or other Jewish texts (religious or otherwise). (Now to just find a way to pay for more books!)

Good morning. Sending caring wishes and a few dollars to help address the flood disaster in Texas. Join with me in supporting the charity of your choice responding to the needs Texas Flood Relief | Shalom Austin share.google/zwJrmAR7Geql...

The antisemitism is a feature, not a bug.

Shalom, friends! The infamous #Talmudic tale of a sinner driven to an existential crisis by the keen observations of a lady of the night…and her farts. Welcome to #DafReactions Avodah Zarah 17: The Fart of True Repentance 🍑💨 #dafyomi #talmud #AvodahZarah #Teshuva youtube.com/watch?v=rkYt...