The skin is my favorite part of the cheese

This is what getting up for work feels like

kinning lemongrab

her pussy got in-app purchases

slug mode. Slug

Dude you should read this superhero deconstruction comic. No I'm serious dude it's about how being a superhero would actually derail your life and it would actually be so difficult to juggle that and also school and a job and relationships and it's completely thankless. Oh what's it called? Spider-m

2 genders are boil and grill dont talk about baking im gonna fucking beat you to death

can i have some imogen? only a heapful

return shoes :( get NEW shoes :)

everything is okay :) i can go to sleep and i will wear my new shoes tomorrow :) i am a growing biy and i love the sunlight and the wind and the watter :) look under thr

SCREAMMMMMMM

is lillymon trans

I am NOT made of STONE

"slime" = "sanctioned" "slimed out" = "put sanctions on" mind = 💥...

*shakes magic 8 ball* "pregnant coworker"

my mom made a typo in a work email

I'm gonna kick mickey mouses ass behind the gym tomorrow

@tidalpooles.bsky.social select your fighter

I think i wanna go to iraq. Im gonna start practicing

"Heh, scented candles?" . . . "Not when I'm done with them."

[me @ oscars] id like to thank the wrinkling brothers for making circuses

do they still say you aint slick in the omegaverse

the fullmoggle alchemist just dapped me up in rizzembool

ive been a worm the entire time i know you never loved me

times have me consulting the trigrams

me listening to any song ever made

hermit crab doesn't keep a shell that its outgrown

fabulous secret powers

Spear duel is the gayest kind, but not for the reason you think

throwing up?

Egg roll? We'll you better go catch it

hoary boulder stuns all at the met gala

Can't spell "ganbare" without "nb"

Experimenting with pickle spears. And NO, that's NOT a EUPHEMISM. Gosh...

honey rosted peanur :>

im something of a weapons myself...😈

I used to have a headphone skull divot but it fixed itself when I acquired my stand

Did you know elephants can jump? Boy, I sure found out the hard way...

baby glues never glorn

we used to be a ninja country

others: wow what a nice day me: I CANT FIND MY BOOOOYYY

bro speed racer….. bro….

bupbupbupbupbupbupbup

tf u mean u dont know if u have a steel mill cert or an EUR.1 u EXPORT PIIIIIIPE

boyfriend schmoyfriend ;p

im just out in the fields rn

The man in the sequined jacket has my popcorn

This picture was edited like Chopper died on the way to fight DIO

Papalymo + loaf solos shadowbringers. Papalymo would've loved this bread