Im like a vampire expect i have to rub the blood on my skin and instead of blood its aquaphor

shorty thinks she could be on eurovision

Fucj man im drying our like sometgjjbg really drty

I could eat a whole piece of paper right now

shiney

im such a smart boy

some days your the plob and some day the yobo

🏇🌠 #pvydrow_art

wildly unpopular locust yuri

Transfem and roll out

Geese are the cops of nature

Discord? Forums? Steam Chat? Dude who cares. We can all just gather around this DVD copy of Bubba Ho-Tep and talk

ASRock should cut a deal with A$AP ROCKY

Five mile-long german word for when the tissue doesn't properly link into the next tissue and you have to stick your hand in the box and try to fix it but you know it'll just never be the same

i will not be the most beautiful woman youve ever seen

meow

im not a "theater kid" i am an ACTOR

Better not be a fungus

I want more

Nuh uh MYYYYY TAP WATER is better than YOURRRRR TAP WATER

girls

im smokin that WOKERBOWL

"I need a break" - woman who doesn't do anything

pixars poppers

I am king of a higher plane

ointment funny word ointment for my nose

Why does it fucking hurt so much

Things I will go into the store to smell but not buy: -Sugar -Marshmallow -Coffee -??? (like 50 posts to unlock this item)

The kids are alright

WOLF PACK

Don't pull up on me with one headlight out fix your LIFE

Fuckin fighting to stay moisturized out here

i finity blade

I think my melatonin gummies went bad

im gonna be 80 buying prune juice with Finn the human on it

i would turn into a junji ito monster for some hummus rn

been making an animated pilot in 3d movie maker with my friends. it's inspired by stuff like regular show, homestar runner, home movies, and parappa.

Touhou is pretty cool but what if there qas a epoxy girl and she could be named Epoxy-chan and she was like "waitttt i juust got pooooured come back in ten minutes when im solidddd"

epoxy smells so good oh my goodness it smells so it is so sticky I love epoxy it smells good I glue i epoxy it smells it stixkky epoxyyy

always down to talk HTS

FENTANYL DREAM CATCHER

Why is St. Augustine the patron of like half thr fucjin 🇵🇭

must achieve blender actualization

the romans never did take minnesota

my orientation is im a loser

The Uber driver doesn't know that I will join him in the final battle

Thursday today is thursday

The ones who annex Omelas for the rare earths

whatEVER