A little pre holiday sweetness before the table is even set 💜😘 #OurSky #MatureGFE #LasVegas

Nice :) His "Why Call Them Back From Heaven" always stayed with me.

The Donner Party has yet to win an election.

Looks like you're stuck with me...

Cheers to Toronto, the city that keeps me coming back. I’m stopping by on Dec 8th for a few days. Have a drink with me, and let’s toast to us 🥂

Cold

Taking advantage of the nice weather and running all of my errands before the cold snap.

Nom de plume; an homage to a favorite when I was younger.

If someone says that key lime pie is bad, they have already sinned against god. No need to yell at them, they will be judged and damned in the afterlife

Yes but is onomatopoeic onomatopoeic?

Yeah but Harding's bone spurs were pretty painful.

Is there any part of this fiasco of hiring someone known for ranting to head the FBI and his continuing to act like an idiot that surprises anyone, including Trump turning on him for taking the spotlight away from him?

"The White House isn't sure whether Trump actually had a phone call or just imagined it" is where we are on the dementia scale now.

In my defense I did have a crock pot stop working (it was only 23 years old! only!) and I discovered it after I came home from work. It's hard to trust again after that kind of trauma.

Still kinda bothered that our president is calling for the execution of folk in Congress who served in the military for encouraging folk to defend the constitution. I can't remember the last time a president did this and I've been around for a while.

Do I look like a dream you've had before? ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Poetry.

Home and resting! Will know more in 14 days.

This is necessary to prevent hubris and avoid the wrath of the gods.

Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw. The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.

"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.

Of all the forms of my paranoia this is the most frequent, checking every five minutes.

This drawing (by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) is one of my most prized possessions

Wonderful for my first knee to go, so-so for my second. Good luck.

Um, losing your chainsaw virginity? Um okay.

pro tip, your phone will charge much faster if the charging cord is actually plugged into a power source #themoreyouknow

This week, I’m working extra hard on cardio and lifts in the gym the next few days … Because I am already thinking about dinner later this week 😂🤣

Somehow people don't seem to care how badly it performs. It means more money for folk who own things and that's all that matters.

Mondays behave better when I smile like this. Happy Monday! #OurSky #MatureGFE #LasVegas

Yeah sure he did all that but it was easy since he didn't have bone spurs that miraculously healed after the end of the Vietnam War.

Only two things keep me from being a handsome billionaire.

I keep meaning to procrastinate but I never seem to get around to it.

So many people claim to play piano but if you listen closely to them they're playing forte.

Or show it in public so often?

Surgery #2 - the final frontier! Proper pupdate coming soon.

Sagittarius horoscope

Now for some sports news... (this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)

Don’t keep me waiting…

Hang in there. The people in charge there are not very competent.

Does anyone have a pool going on how many countries Trump will attack instead of releasing the Epstein files?

The Arab Spring. That was its peak.

So Trump and Rubio pushed a plan wherein Ukraine would give more to Russia after Russia invaded and committed war crimes and now it turns out Russia wrote the plan and Rubio is like "who, me?" and God these people suck.

The sweater may say “cozy,” but the eyes say “come closer” 😉

Folk say that French cooking is rich, but in truth, you never need more than one egg for a recipe. One egg is always un oeuf.

If only he would name all those legal scholars so that we could all point our fingers and laugh at them.

Who needs a checklist when spontaneity looks this good ❤️

Cooking up playtime in the kitchen, seasoning the day with charm and a tiny bit of temptation 😉💋

My faith tradition teaches that the time you spend in purgatory is determined by how many left parentheses you fail to close with right parentheses. #NicheFaith

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”