something to take the edge off #ffxivart #wolart #ocart

congratulations mr bailey who i’m sure has notable roles other than english voice for g’raha tia #art #ffxivart

my husband: you seem overstimulated, what's bothering you? the ever reliable aether current quest giver:

"can oomfs interact with your oc? 🥺" oomfs can fuck my oc for all i care. go crazy.

wol: chat...what am i to do hydaelyn, ardbert, and fray: can you please not call us that

well??

G’raha Tia is like that because he had 100 years of yearning and pining shoved into his horny 24yo body and brain and now he has to TRY and act normal about it while the WoL casually wears slutty little numbers around him

ardbart simpson

the year is 2015 you are light farming for a relic mare does not exist the year is 2025 you are light farming for a relic mare does not exist

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

with mare officially gone dont forget to get rid of the old mare cache folder to free up some space i just got 30gb back LOL

you're the main reason to keep on going

yall this dude at the dragon con sprout social is cosplaying the mare loading bar

anyway posts tempy would write

girl help I'm having gpose ideas beyond my abilities

8.0 should have the warrior of light throwing up a cum like substance again. It'll fix everything wrong with the game currently.

tl;dr

Anyway I hope that dev post also gets people to stop using the official XIV hashtag for modded photos (especially NSFW ones) like please STOP doing that ffs

about to paste this on every cloutfarmer content creator that takes things out of context

the post said not to summarize buuuuuuuuut~

live reaction of yoshi-p seeing a modded player's gibbet and gallows

"Let's consider another theoretical mod: one that displays your character entirely naked"

asking the important questions

IT’S SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

Yoshi-p bursting into the room with ‘we know the freak shit you’ve been doing just please for the love of god don’t get us sued or fined’

xiv dev team seeing your wols ass and tits

yoshi p weigh in. are you a bibo or a yab fan. whats your favorite tbse variant

REMEMBER, WHEN IT COMES TO DISCUSSING MODS IN-GAME:

no more syncshells we have evolved past the need for syncshells

"mod what you want, but you need to get right with the idea that other people in-game are only ever going to see your vanilla model" is honestly a much more measured response than i expected, and it's honestly probably healthier for the community to discourage the development of a Mare successor

is this anything

Go ahead Red mage, Save the party 🌹 #ffxiv #ffxivart

My ffxiv confession is that Eorzea's unity is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built on deceit. And its faith is an instrument of deception. It is naught but a cobweb of lies. To believe in Eorzea is to believe in nothing.

fuckin. absolutely

Time for one of my favorite FFXIV posts ever for the Monster Hunter fans:

balls

general xiv playerbase be fucking normal about lalafells challenge (extreme, apparently)

WILD CHEERING

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

me: vibing in thavnair @kitsune9883.bsky.social , checking their friendlist: *points at me* PALADIN me: I CAN EXPLAIN

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

taking videos of your wol/oc doing cute emotes & dances will save you