A Complete List of the President's Positive Qualities:

I have also been negotiating with Iran for the last 48 hours. It is clear from the tenor and the tone of these talks that they are keen to make me a very large sandwich, possibly with some cheese and onion crisps on the side. Thank you for you attention to this sandwich.

They’re stealing our jobs!

Peter Thiel and Elon Musk should be thought of by Americans exactly the same way Americans thought about Bin Laden. Their goals are exactly the same.

3's for the gold medal game is kinda lame. Not gonna lie.

one year ago if you saw a guy dressed like this walking down your street with a rifle your first instinct would be to kill him

How the fuck is anyone looking at sports right now. What the fuck is wrong with this country?

They took his gun, then executed him. We live in a third world shithole.

If you beat up and injure a cop at the Capitol the Trump admin will pardon you. If you drive away from an ICE agent they will kill you.

They will happily come to your state. To your street. Cause chaos. Murder you. And then call you a terrorist. This is the Trump regime. A murderous regime that hates the American people.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

This is murder.

Here’s the moment it happens, from what I can see. Upper right circle = gunsmoke The shooter is behind the guy at the door obscuring the view. But you look at foot placement (lower left circle) the shooter is clearly in no danger of being hit by the car.

Murder in broad daylight.

Immigration officers were sent to Chicago to detain and deport “violent offenders” that DHS said were released from jails because of “sanctuary” policies. The agency says it has arrested more than 4,000 people, but only about 120 of those have a criminal record. wapo.st/4pL10HL

Why do I see this post 12 times a day every day? Agree the sentiment but it's getting a bit much

I normally don't post/repost anything about Megyn Kelly. She is - as one poster put it - a vapid c*nt who just wants her 15 minutes. However, I'm glad that this young lady I am posting was given permission by her parents to post this 👇🏽💙 Spot on dear! 💙

People should not act surprised, especially the right wing and anyone who voted for Trump. We warned them. They did not listen. And now they choose to forget. Don't let them.

Can we start calling Trump a mass murderer at this point? He has zero authority to carry out these bombings outside of Venezuela. The executive powers granted to go after Islamic terrorist and their networks in the middle east do not extend to Venezuela. It's just straight up murder.

When we say “No Kings” this should include the nasty billionaires who use their money to control all media and the government.

A reporter in the presidential press pool should call Trump out for being fat. There, I said it. He's a fat orange clown in the world of ozempic. Why is he still fat?

He's totally going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell by the way.

Declaring War on American citizens is Treason. Article III, Section 3 of the U.S. Constitution defines treason as levying war against the United States.

I still think it should have been all over when he said, “find 11,780 votes.”

The national security threat that is posed by Donald Trump being involved with Jeffrey Epstein could literally lose us a war. Imagine we're knee deep in a conflict with China w/ China and Putin exposes a video of Trump fucking a kid. Utter fucking chaos

China & Russia are preparing for world war three & the United States has a 79 year old dementia President Donald Trump with a Fox News appointees administration of inexperienced zombie sycophants that is waging civil war against its own citizens. It is the perfect storm own by MAGA/QAnon madness.

I would like to say, again, that the press needs to be more responsible when they refer to mass murderers as “shooters.” A shooter is someone who fires a weapon. A mass murderer arrives on site with intention to murder. This is how mass murders become normalized.

Noem is a ghoul. (art by wefail)

FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there

me driving to get lettuce because i can't afford a home in a walkable neighborhood after an american knife maker voted a certain way without realizing he needs swedish steel

our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength

Good morning. DOGE is fake and not a real agency. Please quit pretending it’s real

Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, three years in we only took a sliver of the country at the cost of 800,000 men. Would the conventional wisdom be that we are winning? No? Then why do some think Russia is?

Does anybody else have MAGA people in their life that have immediately gone apocalyptic? They see him crumbling and now think it's the end of the world and thats just the way it goes as if he wasn't a facilitator.

They murdered her because she was a victim recruited out of Mar a Lago. Don't let this go away.

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The good news is that money isn't real. It has no intrinsic value, you can't eat it. The blood and flesh of the rich, on the other hand, can be made into dozens of useful household items

Fox News when there’s a scandal in the Trump admin

There's no gaslighting your way out of this.

Trump never knows what his own administration is doing, but he’s fully aware of every single mean thing everyone on TV said about him that day.

Top intelligence committees need to begin an investigation into Pete Hegseth's epic Signal chat mishap. ASAP. There should be televised hearings so all Americans have transparency on how such an enormous breach of national security could take place in first place.

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