Please sign my imaginary petition for heart-shaped pizza to be sold year-round 💘🍕

…I’m sure it’s fine.

Okay, I don't know how this happened but somehow I wrote an essay for the Imprint release of HARD BOILED. I will be carrying it around showing it to strangers for now on.

[not listening at all] You've given me a lot to think about

Sharing the most romantic scene in the history of cinema on one of my fave holidays! This is true love!!

This is the day when I steal your heart! And your kidney!

“Director fell In love with the AI temp image” is the new “director fell in love with this temp cue for the score”, except now they’re just gonna use the shitty AI images, and eventually, shitty AI scores too. I pray for this bubble to burst every day.

Sorkin tried to tell y'all...

happy Valentine’s Day to everyone that is happy on Valentine’s Day

The opening title sequence (where Cathy & Heathcliff’s hair intertwine) in Emerald Fennell’s #WutheringHeights / #WutheringHeightsMovie took 9 days to stop motion animate and it was done by Andy Gent (a frequent collaborator of Wes Anderson & Tim Burton).

Happy Birthday, Cupid

Your Monster is on Netflix now!

Happy Valentine’s Day, my loves ♥️

"The Silence of the Lambs" was released 35 years ago today (Happy Valentine's Day!). Here's something I wrote for Flavorwire about its most fascinating stylistic flourish:

Schumer's my senator too he's not the right person for this moment as leader-he needs to step down. I'll vote for AOC if she primaries him when he's up for reelection. We need to elect more progressives' b/c the corporate Dems are only slightly better than Republicans.

This kinky, silly, crowd-pleasing adaptation might make Emily Brontë roll in her grave, but honestly that sounds right up Emily's morbid, Gothic alley. Probably Emerald Fennell's best film to date (not that that's saying a lot coming from me). slate.com/culture/2026...

Into it

Friday The 13th ranking for Friday The 13th:

Happy Friday the 13th! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pJl...

Apparently the 50s, the 70s and this one.

It is really bizarre for us all to be watching dems completely whiff every opportunity to oppose this regime and libs will still get on here to scream at trans people for criticizing Newsome.

The fact that like half the cast of Varsity Blues has passed on and one of them is not Jon Voight is true injustice.

I don’t like Bad Bunny’s music but I have to support him because of the damned racists. This is bullshit.

I think the ability to create art without AI IS gatekeeping. It's also classist if you know the recipe to soup. And if you can tell the difference between a cat and a dog, it counts the same as hazing.

Last 4.

I swear to god…the universe is like “you were happy from October 2024-February 2025, so now you have to take as many hits as possible for the foreseeable future…

Beware, Here Be Dragons. Lindsay & Carlo take a look at a fire breathing double. Regin of Fire & Iron Man 3. It is about to get hot. Schlock & Awe episodes can can be found in the account profile