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Day 10 What a thrill... #CocoaBattenberg #ShortBattenberg #CocoaPostingSFW

(CW: Cooking!) The Bismarck isn't the only restaurant that has an eye for Totofu's gifts! Life isn't easy when you're this tasty...

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I have been very bad at realizing how many followers that had gathered here now. Missed a pretty big 1000 milestone actually... So, a late celebration to....1200 followers! Thank you!! #MurinPose | #lalafell | #gpose | #ffxiv

(CW: Cooking!) The Bismarck isn't the only restaurant that has an eye for Totofu's gifts! Life isn't easy when you're this tasty...

You have strange dreams tonight. A familiar voice beckons you to your window. There are stairs leading into the night sky. You awaken just before you begin to ascend them. ..Should you look outside? You have a *weird feeling*…. 👁️ | #VanniBattenberg | #Shortbattenberg | #Lalafell | #LookOutside |

What a finish! A lil secret between you and me, she might would like to stay like this for a while~ 2/2

I love my gay little found family🤍💕 Ft. @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social @mulchedfruit.bsky.social @eviebutnsfw.bsky.social @voidkaas.bsky.social @kokobunboy.bsky.social @nawooo.bsky.social @estrogenburger.bsky.social @thesolesorcerer.etheirys.social @mofufell.etheirys.social #Lalafell #Shortbattenberg

Sometimes having such large "assets" can get in the way of daily reading... Yet there is no denying how delightful it is to have such size and softness to such things as well! Good Boobs Day! #いいおっぱいの日

"Look at me...e-everything will be okay, I promise you." 💖 #ffxivscreenies #kyoaglo

It's getting verrrry holy around here. Why not join them in prayer?~ | #nsfwLalafell | #FFXIVGposer | #Shortstack | #nsfw | #LalafellGposer | #OC |

I apologize for being a little late. But how about we celebrate today with a special type of soft tummy! Good Belly Day! #MurinPose | #lalafell | #gpose | #ffxiv | #いいおなかの日 | #いいお腹の日

Issue #436

Welcome to Bluesky @mahuwayon.etheirys.social and thank you again for making a glorious Bri-pose 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #nsfwlalafell #lalalewds (TW: pregnancy)

✨The cake wasn't a lie ✨ Happy birthday to two amazing beans, I'm so greatfull that i meet you both as you alwasy have welcome me with open arms, i wish you all the luck forward and hope you both have an amazing birthday and lot of cake❤️ Ft: @whiteiciclex.bsky.social @kokobunboy.bsky.social

Wish there were more kitchens in this game. I'm no good at housing, so it's hard to build my own LOL

lalafell thighs save lives

Happy Nameday! (Just pretend I sent you this on your birthday) #nsfwlalafell #lalafellnsfw #lalansfw #nsfwlala #lalalewds

Lyngsath dodged the question of, "where did this meat come from," because it was funny, but also because I did not know either. The premise of "people casually eat lalafells" is so goofy that it's actually difficult to worldbuild. But I persist! Worldbuilding is an underrated part of horny writing 🤣

Lasagnafell

God bless steak

"Can I try cooking you up?" "...No?!"

「Burnout」 #oc:castor

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

(CW: Cooking!) There was a pose meme going around, and I knew what I had to do immediately! Who knows how this started, or how it will end!

Big day for people who care about other people

Game keeps kicking me out while I am COOKING!

Wanna taste? #nsfwlalafell #lalalewds also pls disregard the seam im too eepy to fix it raaaaa

Wanna bet? #nsfwlalafell #lalalewds

Things seems more tighter for these older clothes...but they fit well in all honestly still! A lot more slipping out than in the past for sure... #MurinPose | #lalafell | #gpose | #ffxiv

your honour: her butt-jiggles. 🍑 #NSFWLalafell #LalafellNSFW #VanniBattenbergNSFW

(CW: Cooking!) There was a pose meme going around, and I knew what I had to do immediately! Who knows how this started, or how it will end!

This site needs polls, so I can have people vote on how to cook Totofu next 😋

These damn things just wont slip over sometimes, tch… What a pain in the- 🍑💦 …Wanna gimme a helping hand, maybe? 💧 | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #ShortBattenberg | #NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW |

Quick simple pose. I'm so sleepy ;w;

a bitch in heat becoming slick and ready for alpha's eventual knot. #lalalewds

(CW: Cooking!) It's a busy day at the Bismarck, and so Totofu is doubling the recipe! Featuring @vannibattenberg.bsky.social!

A ravenous beast on the hunt for delicious Halloween treats! Her belly is soft from all the treats but why not make it softer with even more treats for her!! Happy Halloween! #MurinPose | #lalafell | #gpose | #ffxiv

They went out clubbing for All Saints' Wake this year. Happy Halloween!

I wanna fly high! ✨🦊 #ffxivscreenies #kyoaglo

"Round about the couldron go: In the poisones entrails throw. Toad,that under cold stone Days and nights has thirty-one Sweated venom sleeping got, Boil thou first in the charmed pot. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble." Happy Halloween! #lalafell

It's ween 🎃

Happy Halloween, everybody! Have a Muffin in a canonically accurate Midna costume

There was a wolqotd yesterday that was, "Does your WoL/OC taste good?" and it had me completely like this 🤣

🎃🍭 Why does the trick give the treat?

Chill moments with my loves are what make life worth living 🤍 Ft. @mulchedfruit.bsky.social 🩷🤍 | #VanniBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg | #ShortBattenberg | #Lalafell |

Be sure not to get stuck in any slime when out exploring~💙

Double, double, toil and trouble! Stovetop burn and stew pot bubble!

short legs 😑 #ffxiv #art