The ultimate bad end scenario is your OC ending up as an ultra-processed canned meat-‘based’ product with a generic label. And then sold at a significant discount among many others of its kind. Bought once and left to rot in a pantry for years before being discarded after the expiration date passes.

I thought good and long about this I assure you

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I think this means my opinions matter now or something, idk I'm not a redditor

cheers !

Praise me, please praise me I've been such a good girl please praise me

POCKET PUKNI!!!!!!!! @puknipopli.etheirys.social

Happy mayternity! 🤍 | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #Shortbattenberg | #LalafellNSFW | #NSFWLalafell | #Mayternity |

Summertime Magnitude 2 ft. @vannibattenberg.bsky.social (special guest appearance by @kokosonlybuns.bsky.social) CW: Milk And while you're at the beach, you're bound to get thirsty! This lil lalasheep thought of a perfect way to have her thirst quenched, and Luci didn't mind at all~ #oc:lucierena

Happy mayternity! 🤍 | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #Shortbattenberg | #LalafellNSFW | #NSFWLalafell | #Mayternity |

Have fun, I'm not shy to kink stuff as you know

and some verticals shots to end of the show case! Hope You Enjoyed The Show! Ta-Ta! 4/4

And of course, We cannot forget the Power Throuple Give The CUNTY-EST Energy a Lalafell could give: @mulchedfruit.bsky.social @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social @vannibattenberg.bsky.social are... The Battenburgs!!! One Should Expect that such talented Eaters should know how to SERVE! 3/4

@solarff14.bsky.social @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social @vannibattenberg.bsky.social @mulchedfruit.bsky.social @sharkieff.bsky.social @soulbreakerx317.bsky.social @pinkfoxybottom.bsky.social @kuzc0.bsky.social ARE IN... G L A M O U R 1/4 #NSFWlala | #lalalewds | #Wanderlion | #biglala | #shortstack

I like girls and boys but only if they're girly

this man has fought gods

Suck on my flatties suck on my frickin flatties NOW

If you see this, post boobs!!! ...Realising I don't actually have my tits front and center very much.

We love a Battenbabe letting her Battenbergs Battenbreathe

If you see this, post boobs!! 🤍🤍 My battenbergs…….. I don't pose my boobs very often..

I love going through discover and seeing multiple gorgeous tall women in gposes, and having to painfully restrain myself from interacting with their post, just in case they fucking hate lalafell 😩😩😩 Painful beyond words.

I need the wings of legacy so bad

What? I get thirsty too sometimes.. Ft. @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social 🤍 | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #CocoaBattenbergNSFW | #ShortBattenberg | #NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW |

(3/3) Welp. That vow of chastity didn't seem to last very long... Oh well. Who's next? | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #Shortbattenberg | #LalafellNSFW | #NSFWLalafell |

Sorry I have nothing ready for Golden Week. Maybe when plogons back Have some stuff from last year though, I know you won't complain 🤍🍦 | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #Shortbattenberg | #NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW |

Happy (Late) Golden Week! 💛 Ft. @lalafellwhm.bsky.social & @bonneybonne.bsky.social 💛💛 | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #Shortbattenberg | #NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW | #GoldenWeek |

Maid day! ☕️🫖 Ft. @voidkaas.bsky.social's Mamaïa and Eloïse 🤍🩷 | #VanniBattenberg | #Shortbattenberg | #oc:eloise | #oc:mamaia | #Lalafell | #MaidDay |

I'm feeling so cuted with it rn.. | #VanniBattenberg | #Shortbattenberg | #Lalafell |

From bunny to ram?

cindy is PACKING

hey anyone interested in a quick comm or two. My fuckin' jumper cables **broke**.

CW: Vore, Digestion! Your attempts to woo her may not have worked, and she may have ate you, all your friends, & a bystander or two, but at least this way you're closer to her heart. ❤️ #oc:perenelle #nsfw #vore

here's my vanilla and vanilla+

People don't seem to understand the definition of modbeast Just cause you put fat tits on your lalafell and didn't do anything else does not make them a modbeast, that's *still* vanilla+, believe it or not. You wanna see modbeasts? Take a stroll through xma and you will see IMVU-like modbeasts.

got a side lich with a fat rack, chilling at her crypt with Netflix asking if I'm still there while I'm suckin on her phylacteries

Good morning! I'm waking up to feeling incompetent at the one thing I think I can do even half-well

If I do the “vanilla, vanilla+, modbeast” you should be prepared to be so severely disappointed

Rare rent lowering post: For all the talk of anti-censorship and letting people create what they create, there's still a whole bunch for whom lalafell players merely existing in grown adult environments is cause for malignment and exclusion.

Do you have what it takes... to be a hero?

Don't trust the size of the meal on how filling it is because it's not always accurate... @vannibattenberg.bsky.social 💜

It kinda sucks that "lalas are adults stop othering them" is still somehow a controversial topic that ppl consider "rent lowering" to say. Maybe something is wrong with your neighborhood

love going into the ffxiv dressing room to try on some piece of gear and Vanni is just stood there, pussy out like: 🧍🏻‍♀️

I'm feeling so cuted with it rn.. | #VanniBattenberg | #Shortbattenberg | #Lalafell |

hanging out with @vannibattenberg.bsky.social while i work on other projects 💜

I love being posed next to gorgeous or beautiful women because it accentuates my “wet dog” face and my “dead fish” eyes and makes me look like a total loser dork Haha *punches drywall*

She totally gets white girl wasted is the thing

How can I convince more moots to come play on EU with my fc of moots…