Im actually speechless.

The man is deluded and in denial. #NUFC

3 points are all that matters blah blah blah That was a f*cking embarrassment. #NUFC

I hate everything about this. Happy clap all you like, that's a terrible starting XI. #NUFC

Ahead of tonight's important home game against Spurs in our effort to win 3 on the bounce in the league, our match preview asks 'Can Toon triumph over hapless Hotspurs for precious momentum?' #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

"Pastis in hand, shoulder to shoulder with Marseille fans in a local cafe, my French/Irish accent betrayed me immediately. Suddenly, I was awash with questions as to what the hell I was doing there. Truth be told, by full time, I wasn’t really sure either." #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

Meanwhile, we've got Eddie Howe's nephew... #NUFC

Heading into the November international break 2 points outside the relegation zone wasn't in my preseason bingo card. "Credit in the bank" only goes so far when you've just spent £250m in the summer. Especially if you've wasted a great deal of that money on "PL experienced" cack. #NUFC

Said it after the West Ham catastrophe and I'll say it again. #NUFC

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Newcastle head to West London still chasing that elusive first away win of the season. After a routine midweek win in Europe, can Howe’s men finally take that composure on the road and exorcise their travel curse? Full match preview 👇 #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

#NUFC attack has stalled goals drying up, chance creation shrinking, and a team once built on chaos now searching for control. What’s really behind the slow start? We take a deep-dive into the reasons & ask, has the search for control come at cost of attacking edge? ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ne...

Dan Burn’s physics-defying header and a routine Joelinton finish sealed #NUFC third straight Champions League win, but behind the score line lurked another sluggish, disjointed display that raised as many questions as it answered. Read the full match report below 👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

First 15 mins of the second half aside. That was still wank. #NUFC

That was wank. #NUFC

So, that £55m overpay for Premier League experience so that Anthony Elanga could "hit the ground running" has really worked out well. #NUFC

I get the whole "redeem yourself" approach following a bad performance, but the fact Howe has started Pope, Burn, Joelinton AND Gordon tonight is bloody ridiculous. #NUFC

Finally! Beyond spoonfed PIF linked deals, and the Adidas deal (which due to our Entertainer links in the 90s was a no-brainer) what has he actually achieved? Square root of naff all. Good riddance to an absolute chancer. #NUFC

The pearl clutching virtue signalling of some fans on social media is as tiresome as it is predictable. Yeah, you're great. Go you.

Wissa’s nearly back. Here’s why that could completely change Newcastle’s attack, movement, pressing, and end product all in one. There is plenty of reason to be optimistic that #NUFC are getting a key player back at a crucial time in the season. ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/wh...

If “intensity is our identity” then every single one of these charlatans should be up on charges of identity theft. Scathing match-report on our worst performance in the Eddie Howe era. Is Eddie Howe under pressure? Maybe he should be. ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma... #NUFC

If “intensity is our identity” then every single one of these charlatans should be up on charges of identity theft. Scathing match-report on our worst performance in the Eddie Howe era. Is Eddie Howe under pressure? Maybe he should be. ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma... #NUFC

Eddie Howe is legitimately under pressure now. #NUFC

At what point do we start questioning Howe? #NUFC

Champions League and Carabao Cup masking what has been a series of unacceptable league performances. Howe needs to sort this out. Urgently. #NUFC

Ffs Pope. Should catch the cross and faffs the attempted save. Not good enough. But this has been a wank 35 mins. #NUFC

MATCH PREVIEW! 🖤🤍 #NUFC head to East London with a chance to both put back to back PL wins together for first time this season, & also grab our first away win of the season. Can Howe's lads hammer woeful West Ham & pick up momentum or will the Irons strike back? ⚒️ ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

Job done, questions remain. Through to the QFs, another clean sheet, Woltemade scores again…but £55m man Elanga? Nowhere near it. Not only is he miles off, he's just not good enough. 🧤 Ramsdale solid ⚽ Schär + Woltemade on target 😬 Elanga a passenger again #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

Am I the only #NUFC fan who thinks the issue with Elanga is not that he's short of confidence but rather, he's just not very good?

Three points, yes. Satisfaction, no. Don't let the scoreline fool you, this was among the most pitifully abysmal performances of the season. Winning when you play like that is important, but sooner or later we need to stop being shite in the league. #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

This. This. 1000 times. This. #NUFC

Thank fuck. Scraping a win against one of the worst sides we'll face all season. We take the win but that was a disgraceful second half performance. #NUFC

I'm saying it now. Questions will start being asked of Eddie Howe. #NUFC

Someone needs to find what Dan Burn has over Eddie Howe. It's the only explanation for never dropping or subbing him despite being utterly atrocious at LB. #NUFC

Howe’s team selection cost us. Elanga isn’t it. Two decent signings (Woltemade & Thiaw) don’t save a bad window. This summer’s mistakes will cost us European football next season Full rant 👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma... #NUFC #BHAFC #Howe #ToonArmy

Howe’s team selection cost us. Elanga isn’t it. Two decent signings (Woltemade & Thiaw) don’t save a bad window. This summer’s mistakes will cost us European football next season Full rant 👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma... #NUFC #BHAFC #Howe #ToonArmy

Don't want to see Anthony Elanga start another league game while Murphy is available. He's been atrocious this season.

It's almost as though those of us criticising Andy Howe in the transfer window are unfortunately being vindicated... #NUFC

Elanga is miles off it. So far short of what we need at RW and so far short of being anywhere remotely close to being a £55m player. Get Murphy back in ASAP. #NUFC

Can #NUFC break the Amex curse? 👀⚫️⚪️ 8 games. 0 wins. Brighton away has been tricky but we’ve got momentum &, just maybe, we’ve got revenge brewing. Full preview up now ⬇️ Like & share if you’re backing 3 points, comment with your score prediction! ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma... #BHAFC #HWTL

Can #NUFC break the Amex curse? 👀⚫️⚪️ 8 games. 0 wins. Brighton away has been tricky but we’ve got momentum &, just maybe, we’ve got revenge brewing. Full preview up now ⬇️ Like & share if you’re backing 3 points, comment with your score prediction! ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma... #BHAFC #HWTL

🏟️ We don’t need a new home, we already have one. Our piece makes the case for safe standing, louder crowds & keeping our soul at SJP. 👍 Like if SJP will always be home 🔁 Repost if you’d stand on the Gallowgate 💬 Opinions welcome ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/sa... #NUFC #SafeStanding #StJamesPark

"European football has a way of magnifying everything: the noise, the nerves, the pride. In Brussels, Newcastle United delivered their biggest Champions League proper win, and one that will live long in the memory of those who made the trip." #NUFC #ChampionsLeague ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/un...

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

Our #EFL Carabao Cup defence kicks off tonight against Bradford at SJP! Bradford are flying high while it feels as though #NUFC haven't quite got their season going yet. Full match preview in the link below! ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

#NUFC have a chance to reset after a draining loss to Barça- Bournemouth at the Vitality won’t be easy though. They’re flying high, pressing hard and ready to exploit mistakes. If we can keep cool, be clinical, and show intensity from midweek, we might just win. ⚫️⚪ ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

#NUFC have a chance to reset after a draining loss to Barça- Bournemouth at the Vitality won’t be easy though. They’re flying high, pressing hard and ready to exploit mistakes. If we can keep cool, be clinical, and show intensity from midweek, we might just win. ⚫️⚪ ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

⚫⚪Newcastle belong on the big stage despite narrow defeat to Barcelona Newcastle matched Barcelona blow for blow, but Rashford’s double punished missed chances. Gordon’s late strike gave hope, yet it finished 2–1 to the visitors. #NUFC #Barca #ChampionsLeague ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...