They're all slurping from the same gravy train. #NUFC journalist mantra seems to be "Ask no questions, tell plenty of lies" Absolute state of these cowards.

Go well Jamaal. A steady presence during one of the worst eras in the club's history. Glad you were part of one of it's best. Consummate pro. Stellar leader. Club legend. All the best Jam. #NUFC youtube.com/shorts/6jazN...

And the #NUFC client media machine are well and truly up and running. Can't wait to see what assignment was given to those insufferable clowns at the Athletic.

Does our lack of January spending suggest PIF have lost interest in #NUFC... ...or have they lost faith in Eddie Howe? ⚠️Not for those of a 'happy-clappy' disposition. ketsbaias.co.uk/have-pif-los...

Been told that we've done no business in January because there's no "value" in the market, or that certain players that were available aren't "Eddie Howe players". If Elanga is what counts as an "Eddie Howe player" then maybe we should consider whether a change of approach is necessary... #NUFX

That's a brilliant result for #NUFC away to CL holders PSG. After an iffy first 10 mins the lads settled nicely and in the end we've ended up disappointed only to have drawn. Willock was excellent, and Burn a colossus. This team man 😂

And he made a mug of me and all. Bloody delighted he did! 😂 #NUFC

Don't mind me. Reverse psychology. Always believed in him... 😂

Screw being positive or trying to decipher some tactical genius from that lineup. It's f*cking shite and we're going to get humped. #NUFC

Joe Willock in that starting lineup. #NUFC

I swear, Eddie would stick him in goal if it meant a place in the team for Dan Burn. #NUFC

On the evidence of yesterday's showing on this app, it appears as though the #NUFC fanbase will tear each other apart (respectfully, as this is Bluesky after all) until Eddie Howe is eventually sacked. It very much will be a long goodbye in that case. Think I'll sit it out...

Just discovered that I've been blocked by Kev Lawson 😂 #NUFC

I can't even 😂 #NUFC

Change needed. I'm sorry, but I think Eddie has taken us as far as he can. We watch the same shit every single week and nothing ever changes. #NUFC

Reading some comments from #NUFC fans who think Villa are a poor side, got lucky, and didn't deserve to win. If you're reading this and you are one of these people, please go ahead and unfollow me as I have absolutely zero respect for your footballing opinion. Thanks.

I don't care if you don't like it, but it is time to start considering a post-Eddie Howe future. #NUFC

Might need to bring Wissa on for the second half... ...what do you mean he's already on? #NUFC

Team news, predicted XI, Howe quotes and a bold score prediction. Everything you need before Villa roll into SJP. ⚫⚪ Our Villa preview is live 👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-vs... #NUFC

Team news, predicted XI, Howe quotes and a bold score prediction. Everything you need before Villa roll into SJP. ⚫⚪ Our Villa preview is live 👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-vs... #NUFC

Dear @bsky.app Please get rid of the ridiculous "What's up" prompt at the top of the feed. This isn't Facebook.

I absolutely hate to do this and have never done it before. I'm just really struggling for what else to do. If anyone feels able to contribute anything to help me out, you have no idea how much it would mean to me. Hopefully everyone here knows by now I'm not a grifter. gofund.me/f6140961d

Miley's armband moment caps a proud European night 🖤🤍 ...but let's not get carried away as bigger tests await. Match report, with player ratings below 👇 #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-un...

Deloitte Football Money League says #NUFC made €398.4m. Good. Now comes the hard part: build revenues that can survive without Europe. 😬 €450m in 2025/26 is the marker. ⚫⚪ ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-un...

That'll do nicely. Can we play like this every week please? Or at least away from home on occasion? Cracking performance and win though. Just the tonic. #NUFC

So Trips is ahead of Miley at RB then? *sigh* #NUFC

Football's BEST VAR Moments

No. #NUFC

Our journos let plain-as-day trolling from Eddie Howe go unquestioned. They are pitifully hopeless at their jobs. Too busy trying to be mates with him than doing anything even remotely resembling holding him or the club to account. We deserve better than this shit. #NUFC

Ayyoub Bouaddi is getting serious minutes at in the heart of Lille's midfield at just the tender age of 18. This piece explores what makes him a special player, and why he would fit perfectly into Eddie Howe's #NUFC midfield system👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/ayyoub-bouad...

With all the clamour for reinforcements on the right side of defence, we may be forgetting #NUFC are a Lewis Hall injury from a left sided injury crisis. Jordy Bos may be the unglamorous but efficient and cost-effective solution to that problem. Our piece below👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/jordy-bos-to...

Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United 5 things we learned from drab draw at Molineux #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/wolves-0-0-n...

Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United 5 things we learned from drab draw at Molineux #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/wolves-0-0-n...

Miley has legitimately been one of, if not, the most consistent performer in our most recent run of games. The fact that this was in an unfamiliar RB (and even CB!) position makes this all the more impressive. His reward? Dropped for the entirely washed-up Trippier. Tired of this shit. #NUFC

IT'S MATCHDAY! 🖤🤍 And what better way to get yourself up for it than by reading our match preview. Team news, predicted XI, key battles and Eddie's press conference comments all below. Stick the kettle on, make a brew and jump in. ☕👇 #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/match-previe...

With only 2 fit senior CBs, a makeshift RB and zero depth at LB, #NUFC *must* enter the January transfer market. Here is my take on why Oscar Minguenza would not only be a low-cost no-brainer utility option for now, but would add something different long-term. ketsbaias.co.uk/oscar-mingue...

What does Cathal Heffernan’s sale really say about the failings of Newcastle United’s academy? #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/wh...

Well, that's another month on the sidelines for Livramento. #NUFC

For the first time this season, #NUFC came from behind to win a league game. That may prove to be the most important detail of all. A lengthy match report on why Howe may have foreshadowed more than even knew when he called these games "season defining" 👇🖤🤍 ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

🖤🤍IT'S MATCHDAY #NUFC fans Take a gander at our preview for tonight's game vs #LUFC as Newcastle United aim to win 3 on the trot for the first time this season. Predicted XI, team news & Howe's press comments, key battles and predictions for tonight's game 👇 ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

What is wrong with #NUFC loan department? From Cordero’s midseason reset, White sent back by Leyton Orient, to young players never being loaned. There’s no clear strategy. Minteh showed what is possible. Everything else shows why this really matters in a PSR world. ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/wh...

'Why Newcastle United are right to be obsessed with Kees Smit' A little breakdown on why Kees Smit is the answer to many of the problems #NUFC are trying to solve right now. ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/wh...

Not perfect, but important. Edgy first half, better control after the break, & crucially #NUFC kept pushing once they scored instead of sitting back. Miley was outstanding, Bruno delivered when it mattered, and it feels like a foothold at the start of a big run. ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ne...

IT'S MATCHDAY! The Toon takes on Crystal Palace in the first game of 2026 in what Howe is already describing as potentially "season defining" If you have got a few minutes, give our matchday preview and wee read and let us know your thoughts! #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

"Crystal Palace arrive at St James’ Park at a time when United are crying out for back to back league wins. It has only happened once all campaign. That single fact frames this fixture far more than the league table does." #NUFC ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ma...

Posted this after our home game against Burnley. Seemed apt to do so after this one. #NUFC

This is my posting face.

We wrote this back in July when the move was announced. When amateur f*ckwits like me have more insight than the knobbers running the #NUFC loan department then you know you're in trouble. ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/ne...

Botman is supposedly out injured with a vague back injury that has never been explained. Osula hasn't been in the squad for goodness knows how long despite ankle scans being clear for over a month. We need our #NUFC journalists to do their f*cking jobs.

Pope is shite. The fact that Ramsdale is also shite does not change this fact.