Ruddy Marveaux-lous
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Mainly interested in
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, politics, and light-hearted debate. Tad impatient and sweary.
They're all slurping from the same gravy train.
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journalist mantra seems to be "Ask no questions, tell plenty of lies" Absolute state of these cowards.
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about 6 hours ago
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Go well Jamaal. A steady presence during one of the worst eras in the club's history. Glad you were part of one of it's best. Consummate pro. Stellar leader. Club legend. All the best Jam.
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A leader on and off the pitch - thank you, Jamaal š„¹
YouTube video by Newcastle United
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about 16 hours ago
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And the
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client media machine are well and truly up and running. Can't wait to see what assignment was given to those insufferable clowns at the Athletic.
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about 18 hours ago
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Does our lack of January spending suggest PIF have lost interest in
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... ...or have they lost faith in Eddie Howe? ā ļøNot for those of a 'happy-clappy' disposition.
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Have PIF lost interest in Newcastle United or faith in Eddie Howe? - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Newcastle Unitedās January transfer window ended without new signings. We examine PSR limits, PIF ambition and whether Eddie Howeās future is now under pressure.
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/have-pif-lost-interest-in-newcastle-united-or-faith-in-eddie-howe/
about 24 hours ago
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Been told that we've done no business in January because there's no "value" in the market, or that certain players that were available aren't "Eddie Howe players". If Elanga is what counts as an "Eddie Howe player" then maybe we should consider whether a change of approach is necessary...
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2 days ago
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That's a brilliant result for
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away to CL holders PSG. After an iffy first 10 mins the lads settled nicely and in the end we've ended up disappointed only to have drawn. Willock was excellent, and Burn a colossus. This team man š
7 days ago
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And he made a mug of me and all. Bloody delighted he did! š
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7 days ago
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Don't mind me. Reverse psychology. Always believed in him... š
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7 days ago
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Screw being positive or trying to decipher some tactical genius from that lineup. It's f*cking shite and we're going to get humped.
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7 days ago
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Joe Willock in that starting lineup.
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7 days ago
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I swear, Eddie would stick him in goal if it meant a place in the team for Dan Burn.
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7 days ago
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On the evidence of yesterday's showing on this app, it appears as though the
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fanbase will tear each other apart (respectfully, as this is Bluesky after all) until Eddie Howe is eventually sacked. It very much will be a long goodbye in that case. Think I'll sit it out...
8 days ago
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Just discovered that I've been blocked by Kev Lawson š
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9 days ago
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I can't even š
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9 days ago
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Scott Daley
10 days ago
Change needed. I'm sorry, but I think Eddie has taken us as far as he can. We watch the same shit every single week and nothing ever changes.
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Reading some comments from
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fans who think Villa are a poor side, got lucky, and didn't deserve to win. If you're reading this and you are one of these people, please go ahead and unfollow me as I have absolutely zero respect for your footballing opinion. Thanks.
10 days ago
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I don't care if you don't like it, but it is time to start considering a post-Eddie Howe future.
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10 days ago
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Might need to bring Wissa on for the second half... ...what do you mean he's already on?
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10 days ago
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Team news, predicted XI, Howe quotes and a bold score prediction. Everything you need before Villa roll into SJP. ā«āŖ Our Villa preview is live š
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Newcastle vs Aston Villa preview: team news, predicted XI, Eddie Howe quotes and prediction - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Newcastle vs Aston Villa match preview: team news, predicted XI, Eddie Howe quotes, key battles and prediction ahead of Sundayās Premier League clash at St Jamesā Park.
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-vs-aston-villa-preview-team-news-predicted-xi-eddie-howe-quotes-and-prediction/
11 days ago
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Team news, predicted XI, Howe quotes and a bold score prediction. Everything you need before Villa roll into SJP. ā«āŖ Our Villa preview is live š
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Newcastle vs Aston Villa preview: team news, predicted XI, Eddie Howe quotes and prediction - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Newcastle vs Aston Villa match preview: team news, predicted XI, Eddie Howe quotes, key battles and prediction ahead of Sundayās Premier League clash at St Jamesā Park.
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-vs-aston-villa-preview-team-news-predicted-xi-eddie-howe-quotes-and-prediction/
11 days ago
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Andrew Richards
11 days ago
Dear
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Please get rid of the ridiculous "What's up" prompt at the top of the feed. This isn't Facebook.
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Razor
12 days ago
I absolutely hate to do this and have never done it before. I'm just really struggling for what else to do. If anyone feels able to contribute anything to help me out, you have no idea how much it would mean to me. Hopefully everyone here knows by now I'm not a grifter.
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Miley's armband moment caps a proud European night š¤š¤ ...but let's not get carried away as bigger tests await. Match report, with player ratings below š
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Newcastle United 3-0 PSV Eindhoven: Mileyās armband moment caps a proud European night, but bigger tests await - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
A proud night at St Jamesā Park, one where plenty clicked. But it came with a warning label. PSVās errors were punished, but big issues still not solved, and bigger questions still await in the Premie...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-united-3-0-psv-eindhoven-mileys-armband-moment-caps-a-proud-european-night-but-bigger-tests-await/
13 days ago
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Deloitte Football Money League says
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made ā¬398.4m. Good. Now comes the hard part: build revenues that can survive without Europe. š¬ ā¬450m in 2025/26 is the marker. ā«āŖ
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Newcastle United revenue in Deloitte Football Money League 2026: what ā¬398m means and why it matters - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Newcastle United generated ā¬398.4m revenue in Deloitte Football Money League 2026 (17th worldwide). We break down matchday, broadcast and commercial revenue, compare Villa and Dortmund, and explain wh...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/newcastle-united-revenue-in-deloitte-football-money-league-2026-what-e398m-means-and-why-it-matters/
13 days ago
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That'll do nicely. Can we play like this every week please? Or at least away from home on occasion? Cracking performance and win though. Just the tonic.
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14 days ago
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So Trips is ahead of Miley at RB then? *sigh*
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14 days ago
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Michael Spicer
14 days ago
Football's BEST VAR Moments
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Football's BEST VAR Moments
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14 days ago
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Our journos let plain-as-day trolling from Eddie Howe go unquestioned. They are pitifully hopeless at their jobs. Too busy trying to be mates with him than doing anything even remotely resembling holding him or the club to account. We deserve better than this shit.
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15 days ago
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Ayyoub Bouaddi is getting serious minutes at in the heart of Lille's midfield at just the tender age of 18. This piece explores what makes him a special player, and why he would fit perfectly into Eddie Howe's
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midfield systemš
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Ayyoub Bouaddi Newcastle United scouting report: why he fits Bruno and Tonali - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Ayyoub Bouaddi is an 18 year old Lille wonderkid midfielder. This scouting report explains why his profile fits Newcastle United's system.
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/ayyoub-bouaddi-newcastle-united-scouting-report-why-he-fits-bruno-and-tonali/
15 days ago
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With all the clamour for reinforcements on the right side of defence, we may be forgetting
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are a Lewis Hall injury from a left sided injury crisis. Jordy Bos may be the unglamorous but efficient and cost-effective solution to that problem. Our piece belowš
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Jordy Bos to Newcastle United? Why a January left-back signing makes sense - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Newcastle Unitedās injury crisis has exposed a full-back depth problem that canāt be solved with stopgaps forever. With Livramento and SchƤr out, the focus naturally shifts to the right, but the left ...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/jordy-bos-to-newcastle-united-why-a-january-left-back-signing-makes-sense/
16 days ago
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Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United 5 things we learned from drab draw at Molineux
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Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United: 5 things we learned from drab draw at Molineux - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United ended in a drab stalemate at Molineux. Here are five things we learned, from slow sideways passing and aimless crossing to Eddie Howeās reaction, Ā£150m on the bench and Nic...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/wolves-0-0-newcastle-united-5-things-we-learned-from-drab-draw-at-molineux/
17 days ago
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Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United 5 things we learned from drab draw at Molineux
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Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United: 5 things we learned from drab draw at Molineux - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Wolves 0-0 Newcastle United ended in a drab stalemate at Molineux. Here are five things we learned, from slow sideways passing and aimless crossing to Eddie Howeās reaction, Ā£150m on the bench and Nic...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/wolves-0-0-newcastle-united-5-things-we-learned-from-drab-draw-at-molineux/
17 days ago
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Miley has legitimately been one of, if not, the most consistent performer in our most recent run of games. The fact that this was in an unfamiliar RB (and even CB!) position makes this all the more impressive. His reward? Dropped for the entirely washed-up Trippier. Tired of this shit.
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17 days ago
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IT'S MATCHDAY! š¤š¤ And what better way to get yourself up for it than by reading our match preview. Team news, predicted XI, key battles and Eddie's press conference comments all below. Stick the kettle on, make a brew and jump in. āš
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Match preview: Wolves vs Newcastle United - Momentum on the line after two cup detours - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
It is back to Premier League business, away to a Wolves side rooted to the bottom of the table. The stakes for this one feel simple: keep league momentum alive, or let January start chewing through co...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/match-preview-wolves-vs-newcastle-united-momentum-on-the-line-after-two-cup-detours/
17 days ago
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With only 2 fit senior CBs, a makeshift RB and zero depth at LB,
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*must* enter the January transfer market. Here is my take on why Oscar Minguenza would not only be a low-cost no-brainer utility option for now, but would add something different long-term.
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Oscar Mingueza: The January market opportunity Newcastle United cannot afford to miss - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Newcastle United donāt just need a right-back signing. They need someone who can do multiple jobs, keep the team functioning, and protect the players they canāt afford to lose. Mingueza does that. He ...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/oscar-mingueza-the-january-market-opportunity-newcastle-united-cannot-afford-to-miss/
18 days ago
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What does Cathal Heffernanās sale really say about the failings of Newcastle Unitedās academy?
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What does Cathal Heffernanās sale really say about the failings of Newcastle Unitedās academy? - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
And if you want a single case study that exposes the problem, it is Cathal Heffernan.
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/what-does-cathal-heffernans-sale-really-say-about-the-failings-of-newcastle-uniteds-academy
19 days ago
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Well, that's another month on the sidelines for Livramento.
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25 days ago
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For the first time this season,
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came from behind to win a league game. That may prove to be the most important detail of all. A lengthy match report on why Howe may have foreshadowed more than even knew when he called these games "season defining" šš¤š¤
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Match report: Newcastle United 4-Leeds United 3 - Toon triumph in seven-goal thriller that could define season - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
For the first time this season, Newcastle United came from behind to win a league game. That may prove to be the most important detail of all.
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/match-report-newcastle-united-4-leeds-united-3-toon-triumph-in-seven-goal-thriller-that-could-define-season/
27 days ago
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š¤š¤IT'S MATCHDAY
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fans Take a gander at our preview for tonight's game vs
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as Newcastle United aim to win 3 on the trot for the first time this season. Predicted XI, team news & Howe's press comments, key battles and predictions for tonight's game š
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Match preview: Newcastle United vs Leeds United - An opportunity the Toon cannot afford to let slip - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Up next is a very winnable home game against Daniel Farke's newly promoted Leeds United, who themselves have been on a good spell of form of late, so Howe's men will need to guard against complacency ...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/match-preview-newcastle-united-vs-leeds-united-an-opportunity-the-toon-cannot-afford-to-let-slip/
28 days ago
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What is wrong with
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loan department? From Corderoās midseason reset, White sent back by Leyton Orient, to young players never being loaned. Thereās no clear strategy. Minteh showed what is possible. Everything else shows why this really matters in a PSR world.
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What is going wrong with Newcastle Unitedās loan department? - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Done properly, loans can strengthen the first team and quietly keep revenue ticking over. Done badly, they leave players stuck, supporters frustrated, and the club constantly firefighting problems of ...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/what-is-going-wrong-with-newcastle-uniteds-loan-department/
29 days ago
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'Why Newcastle United are right to be obsessed with Kees Smit' A little breakdown on why Kees Smit is the answer to many of the problems
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are trying to solve right now.
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Why Newcastle United are right to be obsessed with Kees Smit - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Newcastle United are missing a midfielder whose default setting is aggressive positioning, vertical movement, and end product. Someone who does not wait for space to appear, but creates it by occupyin...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/why-newcastle-united-are-right-to-be-obsessed-with-kees-smit/
30 days ago
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Not perfect, but important. Edgy first half, better control after the break, & crucially
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kept pushing once they scored instead of sitting back. Miley was outstanding, Bruno delivered when it mattered, and it feels like a foothold at the start of a big run.
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Newcastle United 2 Crystal Palace 0: Momentum over perfection in a season defining stretch - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
There was no cathartic release at St Jamesā Park on Sunday. No early goal to calm the mood. No sense that Newcastle United were about to breeze through the afternoon. Instead, this felt like one of th...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/newcastle-united-2-crystal-palace-0-momentum-over-perfection-in-a-season-defining-stretch
about 1 month ago
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IT'S MATCHDAY! The Toon takes on Crystal Palace in the first game of 2026 in what Howe is already describing as potentially "season defining" If you have got a few minutes, give our matchday preview and wee read and let us know your thoughts!
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Match preview: Newcastle United v Crystal Palace - can Newcastle United ring in the New Year with back-to-back wins for only second time this season? - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Crystal Palace arrive at St Jamesā Park at a time when United are crying out for back to back league wins. It has only happened once all campaign. That single fact frames this fixture far more than th...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/match-preview-newcastle-united-v-crystal-palace-can-newcastle-united-ring-in-the-new-year-with-back-to-back-wins-for-only-second-time-this-season/
about 1 month ago
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"Crystal Palace arrive at St Jamesā Park at a time when United are crying out for back to back league wins. It has only happened once all campaign. That single fact frames this fixture far more than the league table does."
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Match preview: Newcastle United v Crystal Palace - can Newcastle United ring in the New Year with back-to-back wins for only second time this season? - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Crystal Palace arrive at St Jamesā Park at a time when United are crying out for back to back league wins. It has only happened once all campaign. That single fact frames this fixture far more than th...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/match-preview-newcastle-united-v-crystal-palace-can-newcastle-united-ring-in-the-new-year-with-back-to-back-wins-for-only-second-time-this-season/
about 1 month ago
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Posted this after our home game against Burnley. Seemed apt to do so after this one.
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about 1 month ago
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This is my posting face.
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about 1 month ago
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We wrote this back in July when the move was announced. When amateur f*ckwits like me have more insight than the knobbers running the
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loan department then you know you're in trouble.
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Newcastle confirm Cordero loan to Westerlo: But will he actually play? - Ketsbaia's Kick-Off Klub
Corderoās move comes in the context of a mixed and often underwhelming loan strategy for Newcastle Unitedās academy and developmental prospects. The clubās loan record in recent years has rarely inspi...
https://ketsbaias.co.uk/longreads/newcastle-confirm-cordero-loan-to-westerlo-but-will-he-actually-play/
about 1 month ago
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Botman is supposedly out injured with a vague back injury that has never been explained. Osula hasn't been in the squad for goodness knows how long despite ankle scans being clear for over a month. We need our
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journalists to do their f*cking jobs.
about 1 month ago
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Pope is shite. The fact that Ramsdale is also shite does not change this fact.
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about 1 month ago
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