i had to drive instead of #cargobike today because i only have a way to reliably dropoff/pickup 3 kids and not 5 😢 now researching homemade trailer hitches so when this happens again in a year i'll be ready

sounds fake but I'm starting a company with my nemesis David E. ArkType and our first hire is @andarist.bsky.social and our first product is now in beta :)

i missed the beths new record this year but saw it on some best of lists and am loving it. especially this one

SCENE: standup meeting @davidbarsky.com : "What I'm saying is I think there's multiple related issues here we need to dig into and fix" me: "What are you, my therapist?"

who has one thumb and one index finger and loves holiday present themed bollards?

is there now only a single active nba player older than me? i hope lebron plays forever

my 17 and 20yo nephews said “uncle luke is a ball knower” so i’m gonna ride that high for awhile

i won the individual cargo category with 242lbs of food donated to the Tempe Community Action Agency! thanks to @daves.social and @moxieonwheels.bsky.social for their donations to their local food banks too!

the storage bin cargo system is holding up pretty well!

it was not too wide to get on the light rail 😅

#cranksgiving Tempe is in 2 days! And I'm still matching all food bank donations on my ride! Message me a screenshot and I'll ride with even more food on my bike! I even bought two 27 gallon storage bins to attach to my bike bsky.app/profile/luke...

getting ready for #cranksgiving this weekend and i’m wondering if this is too wide? measures about 45 inches

i also got to do my best “city of angels” impression

date night! we rode our bikes around downtown mesa to an urban farm party with food truck tacos, a stop for green chili cheese fries, and then ice cream. that’s the dream right there

throw back to that time i was trying to be anton chigurh for halloween

7yo asked me if today could be "a double bike day" (meaning i do drop-off and pick-up on the #cargobike) my response: 😍

it’s midnight. you are cleaning up the 2nd sleepwalking night terror pee accident of the night (different kids). everyone is back asleep. you lift the soaking wet bathmat to take to the washer and out runs a scorpion. you think fast and smash it with a box baby wipes. you are victorious.

I am violating semver. Pray I don't violate it any further.

"It's not a breaking change" - spoken the same way the Joker in The Dark Knight says "I'm not crazy" when he first meets with the gangsters

in my head i think of cycling FTP as standing for “functional transfer protocol” because it transfers my ability to function completely away from my body anyway today’s test resulted in a 5% increase. i was scared and hated most of it but that’s why i did it and will do it again

reliving my glory days as a pizza delivery guy. i never would’ve quit if this was my transportation #cargobike

anyone want to join my spider league? this is my first entry. small but tough i think

how your email finds me

reminder that i'm matching all donations to any local food bank or panty (or hungry person's venmo, whatever) for my upcoming #cranksgiving ride i hope SNAP gets fully funded this month but we need to feed our neighbors however we can ❤️

this song is only 2:23 long but pro tip: you can make it an hour by listening to it 25 times in a row

And your second! 🥰 Help feed your neighbors, y’all

got my first donation to match from @daves.social 🎉 keep 'em coming! donate to any food bank and i will haul more food for #cranksgiving 🚲

I am looking for a full-time job. Being independent in open source for 3.5+ years has been wonderful. I've gotten done most of the high-level goals I wanted to, and miss having people & structure around me. If you know of a role for a staff-level TypeScript+web developer, let me know! 🙂

last year for #cranksgiving i bought and hauled 208lbs of food to the Tempe Community Action Agency Food Panty. this year i have plans to add a trailer and get over 300lbs.

lukedb. sometimes fully parallelizes queries and is blazing fast. other times gets very tired. really depends on if it’s current hyperfixation is your data or not.

Wrapping your API endpoints 1:1 in MCP tools is like putting a TV camera in front of a radio play

sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting

happy to be back from #jsconf and back to the grind

Get a bunch of bikes and ride them around with your friends. It's the shit.

I mean, just look at it

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

If I have a list of 200 npm packages, do I have to go through them one by one manually?

Luke @lukekarrys.com is busy releasing 1.0.0-rc1 of @vlt.sh at @jsconf.bsky.social 🤩

⚡️ All set up for #JSConf ! Stop by to talk with the @vlt.sh team if you’re around!

👋🏻 If you're at @jsconf.bsky.social NA this week, come say hi to our team @vlt.sh ⚡📦 @ruyadorno.com, @lukekarrys.com & our Design Engineer (Jason Korol) will be there for both the conf & Node.js Collab Summit 🚀🐢

Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him

your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”

doing the “too small” cele after clogging the toilet at work

🚨 Open source supply chain attacks are exploding. Starting today, that ends. We’re releasing Socket Firewall — FREE, zero-config, CLI that blocks malware before it lands on your laptop or CI. Just run: npm i -g sfw sfw npm install lodash Works for: npm, yarn, pnpm, pip, uv, and cargo.

we now have an @e18e.dev github action which can diff your dependencies in PRs things like: - change in trust level (loss of trusted publisher) - adding >threshold dependencies - adding >threshold install size - bundle size difference (vs main) - duplicate deps early days so please give feedback!

Zoltan Kochan is a full stack web developer and the creator of @pnpm.io. He joins the show with @joshuakgoldberg.com to talk about the state of package management for web dev. @kochan.io softwareengineeringdaily.com/2025/09/18/p...