someone out there probably thinks peer pressure is pure pressure

yeah ok ill have a good week but my continued existence doesnt inspire joy

i need to see what mechanically separated meat having been also mechanically pressed back together does under like, 29 atmospheres of pressure

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

the problem with survival horror protagonists is they always on that damn phone

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They smoke Protestant weed

here's my game controller design i call "The gum disease" where the analogue sticks and the triggers are swapped for no reason

project hail mary gets an official game a la 2000s tie in and its the worst thing ever

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i hate driving

dreams always uncomfortable:(

i want more luck

sneezed in such poor form it felt like it just shot four teeth out of my mouth

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Sympathy for the flight instructor, and only the flight instructor. The Guillemots covered up widespread sexual misconduct in their company in the name of profit, not to mention their efforts to oppose Stop Killing Games. Don't give sympathy to people who definitely wouldn't give it to you.

reblog the Rigby of good fortune whenever you would like

i see a red door i must have my bogos binted

who up breathing they air

yeah lemme get the fuckin homestyle vanilla station wagon

dammit yves sleep

new pfp but you dont forget this face ;p

tonights dinner well its the father grigori meal

wish i did drugs

nobody likes me and im going to be so abject alone for the rest of my life

please love me don't let me go i feel so comedic and so tired i wanna be pretty

week been good, gonna be even better

im jealous and it feels terrible

US armed forces defines defense as throwing bombs at people for the hell of it ok not explicitly but their actions speak a language that sounds exactly like explosions

im being funny and youre not and i know youve good reason to be serious about it but im making a joke about aliens coming to earth like tourists wanting to eat a stupid elvis sandwich so i dont care and neither should you

i wish our power didnt go out, nv energy always fighting i was in the middle of a round of war thunder when everything turned off and i was thinking if its planned they have to better announce it because it hurts things but no

i like eggnog enough that came the time i bought myself a jug of it i gave myself a whole syndrome about it and i dont regret it

is it acceptable to drink french vanilla creamer like eggnog

particularly jolly woman and her tins of fancy tea and miscellaneous packets of powders in the cupboard

greetings earthling we are here for exploration we have come to experience the big elvis sandwich with the jelly and the meat yes that one yes please

MASTER CHAMPIONS THE FOOT-LONG MONSTER SOCK

i sentence you to the jeff penalty

THE BIGGEST GODDAMN....

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the sexure adventure

the original penis mystery

cops shoot dogs so it stands to reason someone shoots cops

soda 🥺