BREAKING: Colorado Springs based trio, Shallow Gravy, have announced they are pulling out of the Freedom 250 Celebration

"I’m not suggesting that a man like Pope Leo—the Servant of the Servants of God—would stoop to anything quite so base as “trolling” the onetime PayPal co-founder and current Antichrist alarmist Peter Thiel. But I’m also not not suggesting it, if you see what I mean." arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

First thing I thought of

It’s really frightening.

Me in my Bluesky bubble

If I told you ten years ago all of the Jeopardy winners, doctors, lawyers, stat-focused sports nerds, and premium shitposters escaped Twitter on a pirate ship to a website that was completely inhospitable to Nazis and phrenologists……. I don’t know, man, I’d be pretty excited.

yeah, look, fascism is "if you give a mouse a cookie." or, if you prefer, "if you let a mouse take a cookie on what it falsely insists are rational and/or moral grounds." convincing yourself that a few concessions will appease them is a trap; in fact, all it does is prove you're willing to concede

Emotional support human reporting for duty 🫡

LRT: 🚨FEED THE ANIMALS IS ON VINYL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

yeah, my “millennial anthem” was just Night Ripper, which i listened to obsessively in 2005/2006

this is the ideal car body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

A Mando for All Seasons

Ryan Coogler's The Aeneid, starring Michael B. Jordan.

IYKYK

If you're not watching what is shaping up to be the PWHL championship game... you are missing out.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

"go back to the land and farm" sorry I'm descended from people who said "fuck that shit, I'd rather be a servant in a foreign country"

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

A lot of people are booing Fanduel in the chat. As they should.

A lot of @victoire-lphf.bsky.social fans watching from the YouTube international broadcast 🤩 Good luck to everyone tonight!

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

ONE STEP CLOSER 😤 Goals from Kati Tabin and Maggie Flaherty power @victoire-lphf.bsky.social to their second OT win in the Walter Cup Finals!

Sums up my recent licensing experience.

It's the Five Minutes of Funk on the Beat Authority

I need kimchi and kewpie mayo stat!

Free hockey!

If you're not watching Montreal Victoire vs Ottowa Charge for the PWHL Finals game one right now, you're missing out on some excellent hockey

Watching PWHL with Emma!

when u cast Summon Uber & roll a natural 20

I have never bought a round for the bar before. I will be *standing in line to do so* once it happens.

I do okay with needles as long as I don’t have to see it and they let me just keep talking

Let this radicalize you

Let's go @victoire-lphf.bsky.social 👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I think I could get real close.

jailbreak tricorder

Slightly increase a band Linkin Parks Department

Means testing access to public benefits programs remains a rolling obscenity, another grinding obstacle to achieving basic dignity in a country where the wealthiest experience an existence so free of friction that they openly disdain the idea of communal responsibility.

Let's go @victoire-lphf.bsky.social 👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Morrowind

My congresswoman is making the rounds this morning saying it's unfair to blame the president for high gas prices. My freezing cold take on this is if we are going to let presidents take credit for when the economy is good and prices are low, then they get to hold the bag when shit is terrible.

Yes

Firing up my audiobook copy of Platform Decay by @marthawells.com and hearing the voice of @kevinrfree.bsky.social

I know @kmhw.bsky.social loves me because she reminded me to reserve my audiobook copy of Platform Decay from the library before I went to bed last night.

Again, will trust a random reddit post from ten years ago for niche how-to advice before ever using an LLM for help.

Play it loud.

This made me laugh