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ohhhhhhhhh the sharkey backfillllll i don't know why it was broken but it's unbreaking now and boy is there a LOT of log going on right now

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@ia i don't look at sharkey much so i'm just going to give you admin the instance is in your hands x3

WOOOOOO

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someone could make bank off selling a nas that can go into USB mass storage mode and act as a console external storage device

xfs: the everything filesystem

randon web browsing on a discord call with friends is so much more fun than it should be hop on twitter, end up browsing Wikipedia, make a truth social account to harass people, go back to twitter

ferrari need to make heelies and put a v12 in each shoe

Gonna add a "nostalgia" mode to sharkey that has a 1/6th chance of popping up a JSON.parse error when you hit post. This is so I can feel like I’m using my first Sharkey version

make sure you don't report posts to your instance admin. i don't want to see that fucked up shit. just close your eyes.

bell labs getting gutted was a good thing because it took valuable assets away from new jersey

Toyoer

@lda i'm gonna fight you

they should take the good parts of sharkey and put them in mastodon because *keys in general do a lot of dumb shit but also antennas and clips are really really good

I don’t really mind people seeing me as a man in a skirt because (1) they are wrong and I don’t care and (2) men in skirts are hot

Douglas Engelbart doing the mother of all demos was the start of autistic nerds bringing innovation in computing also my god we need computers like that again. the chording keyboard, the constant flitting around and chirping and tones as it awaits inputs and GOD i need it

the downfall of netbooks and the loss of RSS are the two greatest technological disasters in recent memory

i love how terms for specific problems get morphed into a general description for "thing bad"

fun fact: the doskel.net server moved to raidz1 following the failure of its original drive. dug the original drive out of storage! here it is

You should play halo reach... NOW!!

omg look at the shitty qualcomm phone it's so cute RE: https://mastodon.social/users/256/statuses/113970177336748387

wow my desktop is being very unhappy right now. i wonder if the 7d uptime without restarting gnome once has something to do with that.

Jo boost time to find out if sharkey + doskel.net can handle it

rule of thumb: if it has the old google logo on it, with the serifs, it's cool and awesome. if it has the new google logo, it's bad and evil. this is entirely serious.

someone needs to make a misskey-style appview for bluesky the features and filters of *key, with the amount of data coming from bsky, would be INCREDIBLE

what3words is so smart but so dumb. a precise geocoding method that's human parseable and memorizable? great! it's proprietary and has an extremely agressive legal team? what the fuck???

misskey is actually what tom scott meant when he said teenagers were becoming telepathic. the number of columns begins to infuse human thoughts directly into your mind and you become one with the feeds. the world and you become one and the same, indistinguishable and inseparable. the minds of a […]

just rewatched Soul im going to go be happier now. life is beautiful i love this. anyway im crying on my phone now see y'all tomorrow it's gonna be a good day. <3

other hacker creature runs GrapheneOS with like bi-hourly reboots to mitigate the risk of persistent malware. I impressed him with my phone that also automatically reboots a couple times a day thanks to frequent kernel panic

scott mcnealy is one of the most insane people i've ever seen he makes larry ellison look like a saint his TWITTER is... i don't recommend looking at it.

i love searching for fucked up obscure topics on youtube and getting shit like this thank you tom at defcon 2008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0KAD-zegQI

i don't think scott mcnealy was ever not on hard drugs look at this video and tell me it's normal human behavior https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXIXIfYTBOE

do relays work on sharkey like. at all. or are they just busted. nothing is showing up from non-followed accounts in my global tl

I asked my partners to complete the phrase on our signboard, and they did not disappoint.

thank u discord streaming

i don't get people who go "laptops are never used on laps" what the fuck do you do with them? do you bring an ikea table with you everywhere you go???

MARCAN LEFT THE LINUX KERNEL HOLY SHIT i wonder what the fallout is going to be ~~5$ he returns in under 6mo~~

what do the colors in gnome clocks even mean wtf why are UTC and London, the same timezone, different colors

what could go wrong if i just set these to really big numbers

[uspol] isn't this just what they did to oppenheimer during the red scare after he did something they didn't like https://flipboard.com/@npr/politics-v8m4p3ukz/-/a-i6DemlunSdelKBZ7ZAekaw%3Aa%3A3195441-%2F0

why are the sharkey defaults so weird 10 clip limit? 200 posts per clip?? should i be scared of raising that number???

occasionally you see someone so fucking based you can't even parse it for a few minutes i need to see more of those people on fedi

penguins of madagascar is such an unreasonably good movie i fuckin' love it

i feel like i should buy a 3do game just because i feel like owning anything with the 3do label on it would be fucking hilarious like "hi yes i spent real life dollars on a ShitFuck-32"