got a bit of a charlie brown vibe going on rn

friends, today i am a real girl

what if the bots miss us

the difference between an offensive joke and a joke offensive to comedy

meta recruiter on linkedin gotta be clowning or trolling idk which

"so our effort should be called 'we love trees'?" me, a stoner: ​:gura_averted_eyes_animated:​

wait was this instance originally gonna be `transfem.space`?

"did you just say 'gin-eric'?" yes, yes i did and you will never escape my puns

YouTube thinks my genre is “gender confused”: - Your Woman - Somebody Told Me - Basket Case - The Town Inside Me The next song was “Kids With Guns” 🤔

any nerdy buns around ​:bunhdaww:​

aww there is a rule they can’t refer to a guest on jet lag: the game as “mommy” 😭 literally 1984

_doesnt recognize a profile pic_ “Am I on local? no? how then is this complete stranger on my timeline?”

There are some old half as interesting videos where sam tries a deeper voice and oh my I am glad he stopped doing that https://youtu.be/gonVHW_X79U is an example

why yes I am very pretty thank you for noticing

Holy shit men get even more mad than women if u misclock them

“Bad gateway” implies a he existence of a “naughty gateway” and also a “good girl gateway” #502error

Serious question: is it illegal to spit on a cybertruck

Getting blood work done finally (I’m about to run out of prep), my dr office is in a super fancy area and it smells like an expensive spa even with a face mask on (heck even in the parking garage)

I guess it is slightly my fault you would ask me specifically why mentioning Harry Potter gets a vomit emoji react #ginnylife

Toned down the pink for leaving the house lol

BaSS: bitchiness as a service. I’ll be a bitch about things or people so you don’t have to deal with the consequences!

Got hung up on by a doctors office for asking not to be called “sir” then asking again when called “sir” a fourth time.

Noticed a funny fedi pattern: someone boosts me, I am surprised at the interaction because they hate me, a few hours later they have me blocked Idk I’d feel bad but it’s kinda funny how hate horny so many queers are. So excited to finally get a chance to hate on a man-looking tranny in a […]

Funnily it’s republicans who have kept the penny alive; conservatives dont want prices to be tax inclusive (like almost everywhere else) to piss people off at taxes and be annoying, thus the penny needs to continue to exist.

Kinda bored I thought I had work today :3

i didn't realize I had today off because idgaf about presidents. anyway i just wrote this sentence in an email to HR and deciding if I should tone this shit down: "While I suppose I could be appreciative that `company name` has given me an excellent crash course in safety (how to be a good […]

Too much pink?

My work todo list is a bit more grim: - meeting with hr to discuss my memes - explain to manager the causal link between me being a brat and me solving all the teams problems - continue to wear shirts which emphasize my skillset (growing tits)

wrote out my todo list 📋 lmk if I forgot to add someone

im bored in the shower waiting for this stuff to work it takes 10 minutes!

How was everyone’s Sunday I got some sleep

men are really sending their best today

When buying this shirt I was also wearing it in another color and the cashier was wearing a third color and we both noticed at the same time, lacked at each other, and said “the snaps!” and I feel like she would have even did the same hand gesture as me but was scanning stuff so idk

My new laundry detergent smells like candy also guess how im spending my Saturday night - hint: use context clues

Trying to convince a guy to sell me the domain male.fail (so I can run a sharkey instance on it)

I remember once when a bunch of people were mad at me (for trying to out a groomer i think), someone unrelated posted a screenshot of something unrelated I said months earlier and was like “I have been waiting for a reason to spread hate about this bitch!” It’s one of a few memories that plays […]

TIL there is a pilot meme where they meow at each other over the emergency radio ​:blobcatthink:​

“You, as an airline pilot, you’re not in the having balls category… there should be no balls. Zero balls needed.”​:neocat_sign_yes:​

this is fine

i have to boy mode today and the best I can do is femboy sorry not sorry

wtf ginny “I probably know enough German to figure this out” girl you know zero German you went to public school in the us midwest it’s shocking to us you know what a kilometer is

Any time I see something I don’t like in software I blame it on people wanting to get promoted and that’s why I don’t use open source software (I’ll sound stupid complaining)

ffs Firefox why did you move the fucking url bar

"i shouldn't make fun of the concept of kings, it could be considered inappropriately political"

I don’t know why but cishet dudes on Bumble with a profile that just lists their kinks are always creeps

[us pol] **Claim:** 2025 report identifies Trump as 'greatest threat to world peace' (archive) **Fact check by USA TODAY:** False **On another page:** Donald trump was polled as the greatest threat to world peace in _2019_ , thus this statement is **false**. ​:sylveon_melt_3:​

“Ever dreamed of designing your own railway network?” no but I bet those pervy freaks on fedi have

bro imagine basing your entire gender around what a stupid piece of paper told you smh

Oh my god I did a sexism

it’s got pockets