Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number

Apparently not even Trump invoking Kipling's name will get the media to learn from Kipling. Which, fair, Rudyard Kipling is terrible. But still:

Why can’t I ever feel earthquakes. I wasn’t even asleep and I still didn’t feel it.

Judge accuses Trump's counsel of drunk-filing www.reuters.com/business/med...

It’s legit possible the head of HHS has Munchausen by Proxy and it’s weird that no writers, regardless of how bad, ever came up with that before.

I love that at the end Mark leaves no doubt that he genuinely does not understand the concept of irony.

Swerve me? ye cannot swerve me, else ye swerve yourselves! man has ye there. Swerve me?

Baudrillard wept (from laughing, he was laughing his goddamned ass off).

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score "You didn't get a second opinion about something called a 'brain cloud'?"

Everyone I'd want to see at Coachella is playing Portola in two weeks anyway so I guess I'm getting tickets for Portola?

“Anecdotal”is not the plural of “datum,” but the line at the SF Diamond Heights Walgreens today for vaccinations was very long and diverse, with the only common trait among the crowd being that everyone was on edge and eager to get the shot.

Mr. Beast is sitting next to the Saudi Royal Family at the Canelo/Crawford fight because the future is fucking stupid.

I forgot to renew my Adderall script because I am a freaking cliche.

This is absolute bullshit sfstandard.com/2025/09/08/s...

Mexico’s men’s national soccer team, known as El Tri, played at the Oakland Coliseum for the first time in 14 years in a friendly match against Japan. Many in the sellout crowd faced down fears to show up.

Wow, this list also incudes Black Thought, Paul Simonon (not that guy, the bassist for the The Clash), the lead singer of IDLES, and a whole bunch of South Asian folks who are new to me. This could be incredible. brb, digging into this Trueno mans's crates

On Friday, Sept. 5, 2025, the Tahoe Fund and Restoring the Lake Depths Foundation will livestream an ROV’s journey to the bottom of Lake Tahoe, giving everyone the opportunity to watch in real time as it reaches a depth of 1,570 feet.

It should be legal to run into those stupid three-wheel motorbike things. Just because the two wheel are in front it doesn’t mean you aren’t riding a tricycle, nerd.

People need to stop trying to remake “The Revolution Will not be Televised.” And all this latest version does is show they completely missed the point of the original.

We Have AI Now www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

This happened to me on a much smaller scale when I was 7. My friend took me to a baseball game and his scumbag dad put his glove over the top of mine to catch a foul ball. He then kept the ball on his mantel so I had to see it every goddamned day when I went to my friend’s house.

Protest call-to-action post synchronicity from two of the most interesting fictions authors on the planet ( @lauralippman.bsky.social & @jwomack.bsky.social ). Sometimes bluesky has the juice.

I was on the F one night reading the New Yorker. I took out an Altoid and the woman sitting next to me (around my age, but much cooler than me) smiled and said in an exaggerated way "Did you learn about Altoids reading the New Yorker?" and it's still the hardest I've ever been owned in my life.

I road the subway daily for 15 years before we moved to San Francisco. And now my kids and all of their friends ride MUNI daily. It's free if you're under 18. It's impossible to overstate how silly and disconnected from reality a person must be to fear buses or trains.

I once found a lost dog (well, as lost as a dog can be on 7th Ave. and 11th St. in Park Slope). I tried to help, but the dog just kinda stood no matter what I said. I thought he was deaf, but he would react to loud noises. Anyway, turns out he wasn’t lost and that he only spoke Spanish.

"I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot" sounds like a line Sufjan Stevens would write for his Ohio album before deciding to abandon the project

I'm trying to decide if I can pull off these brown layers or if I'll look like an archeology professor (derogatory). Child the Youngest says yes, but I have go all-out. I think I agree?

Not to be Old, but I remember that after the dot-com crash office space in San Francisco was affordable enough that there were two separate hacker spaces (think crime/parties/other t'ngs, not 3d printers and soldering classes) in downtown and The Dogpatch. I miss disorder :(

My first job in security we wrote reports in PageMaker because it was one the only document creation applications that ran on Solaris. To this day it was the best word processor-like application I ever used and I still miss it 25 years later :/

Not breaking in the NYT — broken earlier by @thecity.nyc and although the Times acknowledges that fact, this article passes itself off otherwise as a reported piece, when it is from start to finish a largely verbatim (quote by quote) but uncredited cut and paste summary of The City’s report.

When I lived in New York and didn't drive JFK->BUR on Jet Blue ruled. I would walk across the street to the light rail and be in Union Station in like 15 minutes. Then a 5 minute cab ride/15 minute walk to the downtown Standard.

burning man starts this weekend if youre wondering why your CEO is on pto

In 2014 after checking out at my neighborhood market the checkout guy said "Have a good one" and I didn't reply "You too." The next time I went to the market two days later it had shuttered. So there's this 11 year-old unreciprocated "Have a good one" just hanging out there. I think about it often.

Lemme recap the Putin-Trump meeting for you:

Increase a band: Jake

I was like “I don’t really care to watch a Canadian throw some bagels into a bin, that doesn’t sound interesting.” But that’s where I was wrong. That was my first mistake.

Compare to Jobs (who is dead). Not that it's a competition, but who did it better?

Do people not realize that the Oprah "You get a..." thing is like 30 years old? And it was prosy then, dunno why one would think that age makes it funnier.

Furthest I've been from home: N: Stockholm, Sweden E: Tokyo, Japan S: Sydney, Australia W: Kekaha, Hawaii

I would never recover. I barely recovered from watching it on VHS

The White House ballroom thing will be the most brazen feat of money laundering ever attempted. If it were anyone other than that asshole I'd have to give some respect.

Wow, tsunami warning. Looks like I picked a good week to be on top of a mountain.

bro lmao

BREAKING:

They showed a mummy your posts

I can't believe Tyler waited until July 21 to release the Song of the Summer, weirder still that he dropped 10 of them on the same day. Mans operates on his own schedule tho.

It should be legal for me to punch people who say "vibe coding"

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use

Put it on my tombstone: "Jacob Carlson- he was never a big factor, in terms of life." bsky.app/profile/atru...