I just saw a cat get hit by a car and I am… not handling it well.

Accidentally opened Sniffies in the Loop

Get the partygirl off tv I’m NOT bumpin that!

If I get up at 10 I’m like wow I slept in work, but if I get up at 11 I’m like wow I slept in oh no

Morning!

This Perfume Genius album is getting me together. the twink has done it again.

✌🏻

Two GoPuff orders in one day kind of lazy

Adrian Brody’s acceptance speech was longer than The Brutalist.

Peekaboo! @andrewwesleyh.bsky.social

🤎🩷✌🏻

So ya boi has been diagnosed with two kidney stones and the pain is truly unreal, so I’m gonna be immobile here for a lil bit. If you can: Send me books to read: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Send me nudes: www.instagram.com/andrew_wesleyh Send your mom to make me soup: [address redacted]

@bigtwange.bsky.social White Lotus teas

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My god, Eusexua is actually perfect

As someone who manages corporate socials, I don’t understand why so many people DM their nudes to brand accounts. Like what is the endgame there?

Finally started watching Silo and 1. it’s good, and 2. believe women

Camila Cabello’s real name is Karla??? Do people know this??

Went out in the frigid tundra to work out so please give me one (1) attention.

Everything is so STUPID

👓

It’s cold

Reading on the train: cool, bohemian, erudite. Reading Hemingway on the train and audibly going ‘hmm’ ‘ah!’ every few seconds: lame, cringe, performative?

I can’t believe I’m being forced to work when all I want to do is eat chips and play Belatro.

Museum day 🦖

Of course I chose the most nose running-est, snot freezing-est time of year to get my septum pierced

Bumpin that

Icy day fit

Hey ✌🏻

We’ve been listening to MF DOOM all day.

Remember to be supportive of your friends

Before I let more time pass before remembering to make this post, I wanna send the most massive amount of appreciation + love to my Chicago besties. 🖤 I love you three SO MUCH & am so grateful to call you friends 🖤 @bigtwange.bsky.social @pinchefag.bsky.social @andrewwesleyh.bsky.social

Thanks, Houston, you were a blast.

just wanted to bring back my favourite christmas video onto the skyline

Designed some Pokémon cards for our Christmas portraits this year 😊 @andrewwesleyh.bsky.social

BEGGING straight people to free themselves of the egomaniacal need to leave a human legacy (there’s a crying baby on my flight)

God gives his hardest battles (this horrible uber) to his toughest soldiers (@bigtwange.bsky.social and I).

Face cards.

We looked cute yesterday! @bigtwange.bsky.social

🌞 morning gorgeous

The bloots get blinner 🌮😚 @spookyslut.bsky.social @pinchefag.bsky.social @ollieoliver.bsky.social @bigtwange.bsky.social

She ate this

Post a picture of yourself from 10 years ago.

Ho ho ho! (Not Santa related, just labeling the pictures) @bigtwange.bsky.social

Holiday party time! @andrewwesleyh.bsky.social

We’re getting to the part of the year where we can figure out who’s playing Lolla based on who conspicuously leaves Chicago off their tours…

Happy Tuesday.

A really good poop can kind of change your life.