People might not agree, but ffs my fave Tarantino film stays being Inglorious Bastards. I just can't help but love some nazis getting what they deserve. It wasn't a clean win, but it still came out on the good end of things and that's enough to keep me happy.

Lol, can all the nutters go? Please? I don't even have a problem with other religions, but I'd love if all the crazy religious people just stopped being around and the rest of us could be nice to each other.

Watching Small Soldiers with the kid and already caught David Cross and Denis Leary in this and holy shit were movies always full of people I didn't notice?

Agreed And It’s Fantastic… The way Jasmine Crockett triggers mediocre MAGA men should be studied, and replicated.

Noticed the kid's pants on backwards during our walk and made him stop so I could tell him to jump jump. He will never get it

There's a dance school around here and they have breaking classes!!! So excited to get the kid signed up. It'll be a good intro into learning some other stuff but the kid friggin loves all the breakdance and popping stuff I keep showing him.

What we are witnessing is an outright abuse of power. This administration is attacking critics and using fear as a weapon to silence anyone who would speak out. Media corporations — from television networks to newspapers — are capitulating to these threats.

I ask my son how hungry he is, because I don't like giving him a plate of food to pick at over a couple hours... It sucks when I'm ready to cook. I gotta wait an hour to cook him stuff he might eat after bedtime because he's too busy to eat when it's time.

hahaha, the kid climbed onto my chair and we had a pirate battle until he bailed off and I'm still the captain of this chair.

From a label for weed I saw... Bro, do you really need told to exhale to smoke weed? Shouldn't that just be expected? Has anyone forgotten to exhale? Did someone hold the smoke in and die? What the shit is going on if people need told to exhale?

Can we fuck Russia into a hole in the ground yet?

Can we trust him?

lol, can't help myself. Gotta make the joke.

Every now and then someone stops me and says it's awesome that they see me rolling around with me kid all the time.

I like Bluesky, but it's one of my main sources of world anxiety. That's why I've loaded things up with lots of cool animals to break it up and lots of funny people. I'd go crazy doom scrolling without all the cutes and laughs.

Woke up naked, so... That's right, I got drunk at home by myself. It was great. I don't get 'fuck these clothes' drunk often, but it's always nice when I do. It might be the best perk of adulthood.

Prove you didn't take the kids watch from him by sending a photo of you holding it. Good thing he only walked 560 steps in a whole day, really shows he had it.

It started raining on the last 3 strips of mowing the yard. I got them done and got back to the pour before it kicked all of the way on. I'm gonna chill with some vodka and open the window to listen to thunder while I space out and play a game.

Showed some popping videos to the kid and he got up trying to do it. After him busting out dancing in the gas station with some girl from school I'm so on board for paying for dance lessons and letting him vibe the fuck out all the time.

Talking to someone on the phone today and they said the person in the background was a woman so I said she when I said something and got told it was appreciated. That should be baseline, but I'm glad to not be a jerk. It's really not hard to be chill.

lol, I hard failed at communication. Not at all surprised. i.imgur.com/jVCDaSR.png

What makes someone not a target of violence when they promote it? love that kirk dying is a trick to keep epstein shit out of the news... I wonder who was behind the violence after calling for it for years. oh, it's trump and co.

I got so drunk today that I pissed my paints... The colours are never gonna look right.

Moved the chairs out of the room so there's nothing to sit on until I finish vacuuming the floor. I'm so pissed to have to work under these conditions, but I think it was a smart move to get me to actually do something. Am I the asshole, or am I just trying to procrastinate?

I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?

lol, tell every that arsony is cool and I won't feel bad when your house burns down.

Someone was watching me use my computer and complained about having 2 firefox windows with ~30 tabs each. I then showed I also had 3 other browsers open with a bunch of tabs. That's what a huge pile of RAM lets me do. 64GB still might not be enough for how little I every actually close anything.

Was feeling sick and pretty much just laid in bed reading all day. Talked to my kid on the phone and at least he had a good day.

“We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Tru-“ “You can’t make me talk. I’m the greatest spy in history, everyone knows it. Call any of the other spies, I have a list of all of them in my pocket. They’ll tell you who the best spy is.” “Wow, we didn’t even have to use any of the ways…”

If you make a joke that makes someone laugh while they are telling you you aren't funny. Easy win. Bury this motherfucker, I just killed.

That's been the privatizer's pitch: "It's costing us too much to incarcerate people; we can outsource it cheaper." When the question should be: "Is it absolutely necessary to incarcerate this many people? Could we find a better way to punish or rehabilitate non-violent criminals?"

Haha, woke up and thought of a kinda good one. Threatening to put some God in someone's afterlife. missable maybe, but the funniest way to threaten to kill someone I've ever came up with.

I wanna call and wake her up and tell her to get over and give her kisses and a bunch of fun stuff. I can't and I know I shouldn't, but it's still hard because I love her and there's not going to be anyone in the future.

3 hours of watching popping videos and I just now noticed that my autistic way of being robotic is me having been dancing for the last 30 some years. haha, I also like to move my arms around weird, why is nobody clapping?

Damn, kid jumped on me when I was walking away and I got one hand behind me and helped catch him while he got a hand to a chair. I told him not to do that, he could have gotten hurt, I can't catch him if I'm not looking.

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Couldn't find the picture I'm looking for for someone, but ran across this from like 4 years ago. I got the carrier for my birthday the year he was born and we got so much use out of him riding in it walking and taking the bus everyday.

My ex refused to give me the kid. When I called him her friend took the watch from him after trying to use it to tell me how I'd get him, in violation of the custody order. So my weekend is fucked up because his mum won't give him to me according to the court order.

@prisonculture.bsky.social Waking up a bit rough, but brain is running fast. Bunch of different things, but the one I'm stuck on is a misdemeanor bail being higher than a month of bills here. $1000 to get out of jail on a simple is alot. Even using bond a lot of people don't have $150.

Such wise words from this brilliant young man! 🙌🏼 Take a listen. 👇🏼 🎥: @iamdaviontatum on TT #wisebeyondhisyears #Pinks

How dare he? Is decency forgotten in this country?

I bought some instant ramen at the store that was $1 for 5 packs(3 oz)... it's the grossest shit I've ever had. I love cheap ramen, what the fuck did they do wrong? it's noodles and salt. I couldn't even eat a bite, I might seriously eat pizza crust from my trash bag or go to the store.

I did these in May. The second was the first one I showed people and it wasn't til I send the first one that anyone noticed the trump heads. Taco Super Bowl... it was a stupid joke, but I still did it.

Walking home n the light changed and someone stopped but rolled onto the crosswalk while stopping and I pointed at the street, they backed up a few feet and we were both laughing. It's not hard to be a little bit nice. I hope they have a great night.

how scared he was to catch a ball is already great, but rudy's face for this is still fun.

This is pretty much me when I try to have a serious conversation with someone. So much of it seems like it's going to work until I start and immediately fuck it up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL0n... I love this song. Really real.

Been sitting on my stairs for half hour because and alarm is going off and I won't go up to my apartment. Might just sleep outside.

Making sure to make the hat bigger is what I really like about having done this one. It would have been silly if I'd have left it a normal sized hat for that bigass head.