If the next tablet I get doesn't have half a tb of storage I'm gonna be pissed at them not spending 20 more on it. Fuck, wireless charging is like 15. What the fuck is the gatekeeping features for?

I went to pee and kid ran up next to me and I said I was peeing on his pee and he said our pee was hugging and I love how much he's just a weird dude.

The scene in Baby Driver where he goes for coffee is so the fuck much like how I walk. I space and just slide around people as much as possible.

Has anyone considered the loss in jobs having to do with people getting money from stuff like streaming or selling content? I know there's less jobs, I'm just wondering if there's any study into how much that's impacted things in the last 15ish years.

The best LAN party I hosted was gaming laptops on a side bar(away from drinks) at a bar and we(I did) got permission from the owner to use their network to connect without needing another option. But hours of just sitting at the pub playing games and drinking was great.

I might be in a party mood. I went to hit my vape and slammed it back like a shot.

My son is almost old enough to remember when T-Mobile's scam blocker worked. He was so cute as a baby.

I'm starting a Cameo account. And for only 200CAD(can't be arse to take US) I'll make you a personalized video of me eating your favourite food. Just give me a bunch of money and tell me a food, I got you. I'll eat it and say thanks.

We didn't even finish watching Drunken Master before she picked the kid up and now I'm sad because I don't wanna finish movies after he leaves. I hope he's here tomorrow so we can watch the rest, then Legend of Drunken Master... Then most of a childhood of good kungfu movies.

After the last two songs and knowing I've nothing to do in the morning. I suppose it's a good time to get pants drunk... Don't act like you've never on a Monday night. Unless you haven't, at which I'd suggest calling in on a Tuesday and getting at it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7XC...

Got reminded and then I have to listen. This is the best cover I know of. It shows that the way to cover something is to love the song. Sampling is so bad compared to a full, personal, take on a song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=129E...

I don't mind gay people or trans people or people that don't match my skin tone. I do hate people that put pineapple on pizza, but I still acknowledge their right to also be Americans... Begrudgingly, because that shit is gross and your bullshit is turning my son pineapple. Still, an opinion.

Me either. But it’s a big place and laws vary. I erred on the under to encourage replies in good faith. Everyone I know who has firearms understands this is a crime and a recklessly risky thing to do.

lol. You can't get a no contact and keep telling someone it sucks they won't talk to you. The shit is wild to have someone arrested for talking to you when you're the one contacting them. Then act pissy when they don't talk to you.

6 years ago I lucked into new work boots that were half off of 75 percent off. Didn't need them, but 40 bucks for nice boots was nice. Gotten so much use out of them already

So was the goal to take away snap until people agree to give up healthcare?

hahaha, this is some chick's proof that I'm being an asshole even though it's just me explaining that she's the one that was calling her a piece of shit, which also I sent her the screenshot. I didn't say a bad thing, but she got herself mad telling me what she thinks I'd say.

No really, please fuck off with copilot bullshit. If I can't remember what I was doing yesterday, fine. I sure don't want your creepy ai watching me all the time.

Sounds GREAT to me 👇

At what point did it become like, a flex to be as cruel & selfish as possible? When did "caring about other people literally at all" become woke commie liberal nonsense that's unmanly & unbecoming? Where in the hell did we go so wrong

How sad is it that the richest country on Earth has a government that has to be forced to feed families with hungry children? SNAP benefits shouldn’t be a courtroom battle. People shouldn’t have to beg for basic humanity. But here we are.

I don't give a fuck if your like 20-ish and cute, don't ever touch people that tell you not to. I don't care if you think it's funny. I don't care if you're a woman and it's a guy. I for the fuck real won't be chill. Ask if you wanna touch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmP7...

Is a super high 80s style side pony a fetish? if it is that's my thing. I would give my last slice of pizza to some chick with a good side pony.

@danacorn.bsky.social poom nesaw Like your name like that. Just funny I can type mine

Bruh, really though. I know my kid's name and his mum don't.

fuck you cashapp 20+ captchas in a row, bitch be less stupid. That's a moped not a fucking motorcycle. Is the pole part of a traffic light? I'll tell you my whole ass SSN, is that proof that I'm me, I'll send you a picture of my dick if that helps, but let me log into my shit when I know the pw.

lol, I won't grocery shop this month because holy shit the president doesn't want proof of him fucking kids being talked about. cool bruh. I'm going to steal some ramen today.

@nomasterszone.bsky.social I like your bio thing. That's how I feel a lot. I don't know if it does anything really to help, but I spend almost 7 hours playing minecraft with my kid that is 21 now, I feel crazy old, and then I ended up having a dream about playing it with her. It's not bad news.

I fucked up. My daughter asked for my cashapp stuff and I sent it before realizing she was trying to send me money. No, that's backwards. I don't need money for food, go get a torta and enjoy it. I will eat when I remember to.

For a few years I've been used to. Being the only main English speaking one in my split house building. I don't mind convos through translation stuff and it's not even hard to hand a phone back and forth. But, I grabbed phone to ask neighbour if I could give her kid some of the kid's candy.

I hang up by saying 'love you' because I only talk to people I care about, really. Works out good until I like have to talk to someone I don't know and then it's funny as fuck that I say it to my landlord or someone in an office... Then I hang up and realize it happened and bust up laughing.

I just left a voice message for someone at my bank for helping order a new card. I kinda hope getting to work today and having a thank you at the start helps. Be nice to people.

What's the fucking point of a passkey when I know the password. for fucks dicks, just let me sign in with my password.

seriously can't use discord on my tablet unless I changer a password that then signs me out from everything else. yay. same password I use on computer doesn't work.

what the fuck are cookies for if I still have to type in a password correctly, then verify I'm human, then validate it on my fucking phone? Bruh, same computer as I used a couple hours ago, why 15 minutes to sign into discord.

fuuuuuuuck. I got a drink with vodka... where the shit is it?

I'm 40 and trying to get my friend's kid in college to fight me, for fun. I am quite bigger with height and a lot of lifting, so it's more that he's a really good wrestler. So, I'm thinking about him lining up a thing where we see how it goes.

I'm autistic and my brother has known me my whole life. If I send him a long message and it stays on topic he knows I'm drunk. hahahahaha. I drink to close lanes of thought and then it's only main focus and I don't tangent in the middle of tangents and sidetrack from there.

Very funny stuff. Like, convo can go sideways easy. Sucks when ya just hooked up and then find out the person is kinda awful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWe...

What really sucks about OpenAI is that I used to give them money to use the thing. I had a ruby script I cobbled together that let me type a prompt in my terminal and get a response. I didn't need much. I just wanted to ask why something didn't work or for suggestions of random titles.

My friend had his niece's kids last night and they came with my son and I to trick or treat. It was pretty fun. The boy had people to run around and be crazy with and I had someone to chat with. Lot of walking, but they got loaded up with candy.

If your parents had sex, you might be autistic. Something to think about.

Every password failed signing into something, so I have to reset my password and relogin on ever device I own... All because it doesn't believe me that I know my password. It's right, because I have to keep changing it everytime I get something new. ffs, bigoledick is an easy password, let me be.

woke myself up from a dream by texting someone back. got up and went to get the door and saw my phone on the desk and realized nobody texted that they were here. what the real shit is wrong with me being able to sleep?

Rea)y wondering if it a bad take that spanisch is a white language so people don't have a reason to bitch about it being spoken? I don't give a fuck. I can translate app and chat with people, but I hate the hate and it's still a euro language so that racism is just racism.

The babysitter 2 killed a franchise. They start by ignoring s nu vh of ðead ppl.

Playtest is probably the scariest Black Mirror episode. I have to go a couple years between times I see it for it to hit good. But, something about it just hurts. Dude is so chill and gets fucked. Other eps are more existentially frightening, but it's just something in this one that gets me.

How have I never seen a movie called Crackcoon? That's better than Velocipastor as a title. I hope it's as good as other obviously going to be stupid and fun horror movies.