They need to invent a way to block parents from checking the weather of their adult children’s cities a thousand miles away

Anyone who “falls” for this would believe anything that would lead them to the same conclusion

Also raises the question of what executives are paid for?

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times Hurray for the Riff Raff Benjamin Booker Tank and the Bangas Rebirth Brass Band Bambino

Now worrying my pup won’t come back from the sitter’s

I’m not high enough for this parade

How does homeowners insurance consider a situation like this? Asking for a friend.

I’m an Italian from Louisiana and Thanksgiving is ruined for me everywhere else

Looking great, Sir

I am willing to be the arbiter of pies

The good times everyone hated for some reason are over

🤪

18% will decide once they figure out who is president

👀

Concerned by the number of people I otherwise respect who allegedly start their day playing LinkedIn games

I heard we were drone striking people within three “hops” of terrorists

The dogs in Carlsbad are very stylish

lol

PERHAPS

I thought steel and aluminum trade deficits was a national emergency? Now we’re giving up in exchange for loosening regulations on Facebook?

Does Elon have receding hair plugs or is his skull just getting larger?

Could someone point me towards one (1) dog park in southwest Boston? www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/23/m...

More from the sitter

Nothing beats OpenAI raising funds by realizing gains in stock in AMD that they got in a deal to buy from AMD which caused the AMD stock to go up

Our dog sitter keeps sending us glamour shots

Sure

*takes sip of haterade* They are allowed to foul all the time

impossible

Meet me at

Big Government trying to tell you how to dress

In my taco era

Snuggle buddies 🥺

Ears flowing in the wind

Finish him

Does anyone know of a book that attempts to explain why Trump and republicans can say and do the most deranged things and it’s mostly shrugged off by people who lose their minds over a barista in Portland saying something uncouth?

Made the pilgrimage to see my man Tony in San Diego

taco time

Is Lane Kiffin a significant upgrade on Brian Kelly in the likability department?

*Trump eats Epstein files*

@edzitron.com cited by Jim Cramer. What is happening.

Asked for a bourbon on the plane and he asked if I wanted a double If you insist

Flying to California so have to leave my pup with a sitter for the first time 😢 but luckily she seems to have made a new friend

If you’re gonna be this person I hope you agree we should limit all curbside parking should be restricted to those with permits. Anyone able bodied can park in a lot and walk.

My puppy is barking at the dog from the Simpsons on the TV

coworker eating an apple at his desk behind me. psychopath behavior.

lol at Bloomberg having to cover the $2000 tariff dividends like it’s a real policy proposal and not something Trump pulled out of his ass

I did another 8 today. There are still probably another 10 out there lol.

Arch Manning was part of the flopping