Just multitasking

What did I do today? Some stuff …

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Fist Fest rooms sold out IMMEDIATELY. Got a ticket, but anyone actually get a room?!

🚨 MAFIA’S INVASION OF STEAMWORKS IS TONIGHT! 🚨 Still time to join the FFun. Don’t miss out-show this post at the door for $5 OFF your entry! 🎟️✨ See you there. 🔥 #FF #MAFIA

Happy National Hot Dog Day I love a wiener in my mouth

Market Days is about to get a lot hotter. MAFIA is bringing you the ultimate fisting day party at Jackhammer! 🗓️ Saturday, August 8 🕓 4:00 PM – 8:00 PM 📍 Jackhammer Chicago TICKET DROP: 💳 Members: Wed, July 15 at NOON 🌍 Everyone else: Sat, July 18 at NOON #MarketDays #FF #MAFIA

What a great weekend! Friday: FF play date with old and new friends 👊 Saturday: selling swimwear at Dandyland Queer Market 🩲 Sunday: MAFIA bbq at the gay beach followed by a first date with a very handsome man 🌭🫠 Bonus: “Lady Bug” is dead! ☠️

Fair to say we were a hit with @dandyland.bsky.social

By the power of three times three, make them see, make them see.

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

My Anaconda do! @ffurybutt.bsky.social in the Anaconda Brief

BBQ TODAY! 🖐️☀️ No RSVP? No problem. Throw on something comfortable, grab a friend, and come hungry. Whether you're a seasoned pro, FFist-curious, or totally new to the scene. Come hang out and enjoy the afternoon! 🌭 1:00PM Hollywood Beach, Grassy area off Bryn Mar #FF #MAFIA

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

start gofundmes now and a tell all book deal

Dandyland Queer Market is open! Come check me out till 7 at Jackhammer @werkwear.bsky.social @dandyland.bsky.social @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social

Market day today! Come check us out at Jackhammer from 2-7pm

If you see a man walking down the street filing his nails, just know he’s on his way to have some FFun

Come support local queer artists and makers this weekend My company- @werkwear.bsky.social - will be there along with a bunch of other small businesses

On my knees looking out at The Bean from the 39th floor of a building getting Chariot Race fisted while fireworks go off and the new Madonna album plays is PEAK homosexual. Happy FFourth of July

I think I got everything on the list…

Celebratin ‘Merica today @hunterharden.bsky.social in the Flagpole suit

The 2nd annual MAFIA BBQ is here! 🏳️‍🌈 Everyone’s welcome bring a friend and let's vibe on the grass at Hollywood Beach (near Bryn Mawr). 😈✊ RSVP by July 12: mafiaff.org 📅 Sunday, July 12 | 1 PM 📍 Hollywood Beach/Bryn Mawr BYOB #MAFIA #GayChicago #FF

No corporate money. No government funding. Every brick earned through IML sling raffles, deathbed bequests, and dollars passed hand to hand by kinksters who believe in a place for their stories…

Good news: the @friendlytoys.ca Snuckle 34 fits Bad news: it fell out twice 🙈

Excellent night! Thanks for making us feel at home in our new venue! See yall at Market Days! Tickets are available at handballchi.com

Today’s the day! See yall at the @chicagoeagle.bsky.social from 4-9p! Door tix all night!

Suns out, buns out

Happy Pride! Just a reminder of the week’s fisting activities! We’ve got The Handball Social tonight, and it’s also Diesel’s Pride Leather Night, so make sure you flag, and let the guys know! Then tomorrow night is Foundry at @steamworkssea.bsky.social No better way to start Pride Weekend!🥊🏳️‍🌈

Join me, @jackstrapp.bsky.social, and a bunch of our other jock buddies TOMORROW from 9p-4a for this month’s JOCK @ @theholechicago.bsky.social! We’ll be getting sweaty and checking out each other’s equipment with hot dance vibes and drink specials. Come show us your JOCK pride! 🌈 You in? 😈

So very pleased to announce Vol. 19! Now at our new permanent home, @chicagoeagle.bsky.social Tickets available at events.humanitix.com/handball19 Reduced cost tickets available for those experiencing financial hardship.

Papi showed him how it's done, deep, wide and rough 💪 STUDFIST.com

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Fist bump me, bro!👊 It’s funny because I don’t fist bump and I never say bro! ButchDick.com

More I think about getting a thigh tattoo the sluttier it gets

Bears love snacks 🍪🧸🍪🧸🍪🧸

Butt Stuff

🐻 🍯 🐝 🍯 🐻 GRIZZLY Returns THIS SATURDAY during Pride Fest at cellblock featuring DJ Chomper, Denzel and Ryan Willing! come get furry and sweaty with me on the dance floor! you can use my promo code, FURR10 to get in for $10 by 10p 🐻 🍯 see ya there! organizedgrime.thebloxoffice.com/events/5313

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🔔 Hey Chicago 🔔 Werk Wear is returning to Jackhammer on 7/11 for Dandyland’s Queer Erotic Art and Gift Market. Cum by the booth and check out all the new style suits, kaftans and shorts we will have! @dandyland.bsky.social @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social

Ok boys, that’s enough playtime. Everyone in the bathtub it’s almost time for bed.

Weighed in at 197lbs at the Dr’s office! I almost jumped for joy. Thus is the first time since COVID I’ve been under 200lbs!

I never knew what to do with the front bump on my condo. Reading nook, breakfast area…? Naaw- sling room! 👊🕳️👊🕳️👊🕳️

🚨 MAFIA July INVASION at Steamworks Chicago 📅 Fri, July 17 | 9PM - 1:30AM | 3rd Floor Gym Get ready! Registration opens at 1:00 PM Chicago Time (CDT) on: Members: Tuesday, June 16 Non-Members: Monday, June 22 Set your reminders, grab your spot early! #MAFIA #FF

Great time at the MAFIA social hour. So many new playmates and friends to be ffound

Beach ready

parking in rear 👊