It's wild that we are only in January, and already talking about how we're going to explain why it got so bad That's bad

Josephine Goebbels at it again

Cartoon by @cartoonkahuna.bsky.social.

My four favourite facts about the cockchafer beetle: 1. It's called a cockchafer beetle. 2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”. 3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake. 4. It looks like this, close up.

"Trump wants to buy us like a prostitute!" - Greenland Native

Dumb fucker of the night award "Why are white people protesting for Hispanics? If the Hispanics were so worried and upset, they would protest themselves." Says the basic white man. I can't even. Why are Hispanics not out protesting ICE? This dumb fucker wears prefastened Velcro shoes.

Burn it to the ground

This dude rules

Imagine being so fragile that you actually complain about this as a cop. Bro, you need thick skin in your field. I'm a psych and substance abuse RN. I get called worse on shift on the daily. Guess what..I'm not calling the news like a fragile beta boy

These 3 tiny dots are not just random stars in the sky. That's Earth, Jupiter and Venus seen from Mars 🌌 That’s us… 225 million miles away 🤯

As God is my witness I thought this was an Onion headline.

She had me at Dick sucking chode. Lol

I start classes next Monday I was excited to see this one pop up, as it only happens every couple of years it seems, and I need some upper level electives for my bachelor's degree. Now, I'm really curious to see how this goes, and if the professor ties the past into today in some way 1/2

Venezuela was Anschluss "We want to reunite Germans and Germany" "We want our oil back" Greenland is going to be Sudetenland/Czech tskeover "We need Sudetenland to fortify out land. Czech Republic has natural resources" "We need Greenland for a national security. And they have natural resources" 1/2

Fuck it. Embrace the weird. Having dinner with the grandson before we all went and played at the park

she’s got a point

So disgusting. Anyone there taking part or finding humor in this, you're a pile of shit

We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it

Spent New Year's Eve chasing manatees with my wife. We found Marty the Manatee here, and he wanted to send everyone a message! Chasing manatees is fun! But seeing storms and tornadoes are even better! He wants you to join us this June! Booking tours today! darksky-adventures.com

@lofromwisco.bsky.social I feel as if this is something you'd appreciate. Amongst others. Vinyl is a new addiction

The new Melania movie reveals she was granted an Einstein visa because she claimed to be an anthropologist and an expert in dating fossils.

If you're waking up on Christmas morning, and feel like you Ralphie and missing out, there's still time to book your Tornado Tour for June 2026! Buy yourself that storm chasing tour you've always wanted, and like Ralphie, end up happy! darksky-adventures.com

Fun fact of the day My wife and I have officially been sober for a year as of today Best decision we've made

bedtime routine: ✅ brush teeth ✅ pjs on ✅ say goodnight to your favorite Blues

Thing I learned today: Thurl Ravenscroft, who was the (uncredited) singer of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in _How the Grinch Stole Christmas_, was also the voice of Tony the Tiger in the Frosted Flakes commercials. Totally makes sense as soon as you know this!

It's that time of year No storms really Long nights Blah Barely keeping up on any socials at this time. But, still here Waiting Spring will be here soon

As a storm chaser, we drive through a lot of these towns in th plains that are dying. @stormartz.bsky.social and I talked about it. They refuse to catch up with the times, and vote against their own interests. Here comes another dead plains town Thanks to their refusal to catch up with the times

Just over 6 months away to scenes like this! Join us in June for some storm and possibly some tornado action! darksky-adventures.com

I tried so hard And got so far But in the end

ACAB Disgusting piles of shit. All of them

Dozing Demented Don and The Missed Nursing Home Nap

MAGA men in a nut shell. All of them in Washington

In a funk lately. Shorter days? The world around us? The direction of healthcare and my job? Just trying to grind it out and get some sort of boost. Endorphins are always a good start.

So I always try to find something around the holidays to take my wife to that's holiday festive. We are going to Trans Siberian next month. But this past week, we saw @lindseystirling.bsky.social and it was incredible. If you haven't yet You absolutely should I've unlocked a new obsession in my wife

The American Gestapo strikes again

New line of MAGA lip gloss hits the shelves for the holidays.

This is awesome Plus home despot is maga

In the mean time, we keep building new homes in Phoenix and golf courses in Salt Lake City...

These sick fuckers think that being ICE is a free pass to being a complete and total shit bag. Nuremberg mother fuckers

What a fucking rectal abscess

A few days ago, professional astrophotographer Andrew McCarthy captured a stunning and incredibly difficult image of one of his skydiving friends flying in front of the sun.

1/ People treat willful ignorance like it's harmless but it's literally how atrocities happen. "I didn't know" becomes "I didn't want to know" becomes "I knew but it wasn't my problem" and suddenly you're on the wrong side of history wondering how you got there

Russell Crowe was amazing. The parallels between Nazi Germany and the current US government are painfully obvious and absolutely terrifying. A lot of MAGA fuckers need to see this, and take heed.

Officially enrolled in classes for my 1st semester at UF. As I have it planned, I should finish with my Bachelors in Geography: Environmental Geosciences Summer 2028. Strongly considering going for a Masters after Going heavy on GIS and Weather classes. A new career in field research on the horizon?

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion