The older you get, the more you realize that Harry and Marv were the true heroes of Home Alone. Coming from lower socioeconomic backgrounds, they just needed to make a living and they were terrorized by a spoiled 10-year-old psychopath from a rich family.

Here's one way to stand out in your job applications.

We all know the job market sucks. I launched a newsletter on Substack, called The Breakroom Dispatch, to provide some relief and perhaps make it suck a little less. I'll be covering workplace news, job hunting tips and freelance advice. Please subscribe! thebreakroomdispatch.substack.com

I don't mean to brag but my anxiety disorder was free.

The draft of my debut book, "One Barrier After Another: Navigating the Workplace with a Disability," is nearly complete! Now, I’m hoping to connect with literary agents who represent non-fiction and uplift marginalized voices. If this is you, please let me know. #WritingCommunity #writer #authorlife

This is your reminder that this is the only Super Bowl that matters.

We all know the job market sucks. I launched a newsletter on Substack, called The Breakroom Dispatch, to provide some relief and perhaps make it suck a little less. I'll be covering workplace news, job hunting tips and freelance advice. Please subscribe! thebreakroomdispatch.substack.com

Ugh, this one hurts. Not only did I and countless others grow up watching her in Home Alone, but she was iconic in Schitt's Creek and she got her start at Second City Toronto alongside Eugene Levy, John Candy and many others. We lost a comedic legend. RIP Catherine O'Hara.

"I hope this email finds you well" - Boring - Yawn - Heard that before "I hope this email finds you before I do" - Commanding - Threatening - Oh no! What are they going to do?! "I hope this email doesn't find you" - Peaceful - Zen - Now that's better

I got my first byline with @edsurge.com! I wrote about being an educator with a speech disability, including disclosing my stutter to my students and how I ultimately used my disability as a talking point while teaching. www.edsurge.com/news/2026-01...

I think we need to cut JD Vance some slack. His mom probably taped over the VHS tape with her work-out videos so he didn't see the rest of the movie.

Watching ICE agents slipping and sliding all over Minnesota sidewalks makes me wonder why they think they can take Greenland.

I think a better name for the U.S. would be ICEland.

The only part of the Golden Globes I watched was Macaulay Culkin returning to present for the first time since Home Alone. He walked on stage to the song "Return of the Mack." That was the only moment I needed to watch.

A lot has happened this week but one thing that didn't happen was the release of the Epstein files.

What we saw in Minneapolis is proof that ICE is the American gestapo.

This is a friendly reminder that today is the last day to wish someone Happy New Year, according to Larry David.

Oh god, it's time for us to circle back now!

Employees returning to work tomorrow after the holidays will be like:

Who did this 😂

New year, new me(ntal health issues)

We don't need New Year's resolutions because it's the year's turn to be better.

For my next magic trick, I will turn this sofa into a bed by forgetting my wife's birthday.

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

For Lease Navidad!

Merry Christmas from every website you've ever ordered something from and every subscription you forgot to cancel.

🎼 He's making a list And checking it twice But he left it at home So he texted his wife 🎼

Merry Stranger Things* Eve! *Christmas too

This is the ideal work schedule.

Marvel was basically like "times are tough, let's bring back Chris Evans, he'll know what to do"

Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.

This is your reminder that the Grinch never hated Christmas – he hated people, which is totally fair.

This is how the Epstein files look right now.

BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.

Most people making New Year's Eve plans: - What are we doing? - Where are we going? - What are we drinking? Me making New Year's Eve plans: - Which sweat pants should I wear?

Trump Derangement Syndrome? The only person who suffers from that is Donald Trump.

This wasn't just a random account. This deranged and vile post was from the U.S. president. Just when you thought Trump can sink no lower, he critisizes the tragic murder of a beloved filmmaker for the sake of his own vanity. Rob Reiner is more of a man than Trump will ever be.

Wow. Amid horrific news of a shooting at Bondi Beach, this looks like a truly astonishing act of courage.

Rob Reiner directed some of the most iconic movies, including Stand By Me, The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Misery and A Few Good Men, spanning multiple genres and in one of the most epic directorial runs in movie history. Rest in peace.

Happy Hanukkah!

Me using my telekinesis like Will Byers from Stranger Things to prevent Microsoft Outlook from spawning yet another meeting like it's a Demogorgon:

This is your reminder not to ask us when Hanukkah is this year because we don't know either. (It starts on Sunday, but we also had to Google it)

FIFA inventing a Peace Prize just to keep Trump happy is pathetically hilarious, like handing the orange toddler a sticker so he stops crying in the grocery store aisle.

This is why editing and layout are important.

It's International Day of Persons with Disabilities and this is your friendly, simple reminder that accessibility is not about fixing people but rather it's about fixing the systems that exclude people.

What on earth did Paul Dano do to Quentin Tarantino? Did he borrow something of Tarantino's and never return it? Did he take Tarantino's laundry out of the dryer and dump it on the floor? Did he have an affair with Tarantino's wife?

Are there any Cyber Monday deals on rent, dental work, my electricity bills, etc? You know, the important things.

Netflix quietly selling the organs of three Stranger Things kids to finance the bid for Warners.

Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together