Using this as my PFP because, while it is not precisely my current mood, I can't quite summon a diabolical cackle right now.

🍂Painted portrait commissions are open! 🍃 form.jotform.com/253597109144...

For @/bosonicvinegar.bsky.social

Ode to Joy m.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcU...

I wanted to actually play some video games today, discovered that one of my Switch's joycons was nonfunctional, *forgot* that joycons are replaceable and wound up buying a Switch 2. I guess I'll let it happen because there was no other way I'd've purchased one.

Ok, gonna go ahead and do this Saturday on Picarto, at 10 AM CST! Sketches will be SFW and PWYW with a minimum of $10, done in the style below; I'll link my Ko-Fi in a reply, and DM me here, or on Discord or Telegram (@ is Kanexan for both) with references. Hope to see some of y'all around!!

I finally found it The peak Christmas pun

Yes, it's all "performative". Life is performative. The universe is performative. It doesn't have any purpose and isn't trying to accomplish anything. One thing will infuriate me, and a similar thing in a different context I may be fine with, or even embrace. The distinction is inside me somewhere.

When can I take the Santa hat off.

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

Where can I watch this movie

🦌 Reindeer YCH for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social 🦌 Please share or leave a comment! #furry #tf #transformation #furryart #bskyart

Re Grok and the "why jump ship now?" question. Everything "AI" has an air of bullshit to it. It's a plague, but I for one anticipate it being in the background, flailing, begging me to please pay attention. The "edit image" button is not background noise. It's emblazoned on every single image now.

🎁🎄MERRY BRIMAS!! 🎄🎁 (Art by @/LemonCoyotes !)

It's funny that everyone who has *ever* programmed, knows how important attention to detail is. Hours wasted because you made a typo, forgot to add a character, etc. The tiniest thing you literally don't notice is wrong, and your program screams at you and dies. This is a universal experience.

Merry Christmas to everyone except Grok and its acolytes.

Postpone art you made from before Bluesky

It kind of... took me a while before I "realized" you could do hairstyles on anthros. So the first batch of OCs all look "bald" when you put them next to some of the later ones. Anyway, Bryce doesn't care. Especially now that the antler weight is gone. 🎨 by @\palehorntea.bsky.social (now animated)

And here's a Christmas-themed animation I never posted here because Bluesky didn't support it. Sully knocks out power to the western seaboard. Animation by Tallowick.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I always bring back at least one plushie when I go somewhere.

It's a shame these two aren't still together. They had no idea what an embarrassingly cute couple they made. Art by @\gatorpond.bsky.social

It's Christmas. No calls.

Merry Christmas!! 🦊🎄

Happy Decemberween, everyone!

Christmas magic i assume

Wouldn't it be much weirder if I made it normal

"Claims about you are extraordinary, claims about me are ordinary" is a useful ancillary precept.

Silly toon for @naynersi.bsky.social !

#commission #ram #skunk #christmas #furryart #traditional #watercolour #columbine #elias_leyland #horned_hut #hornedhut 🦨[C] "Mistletoe"🐑 Lil Comm for Columbine and @asvoscephalos.bsky.social 🎉Merry Deermas and a Happy New Deear✨, I think:3

I loved painting this moongate and playing with foliage brushes for this illustration. The gardening/botanist wombat is named Ulésse, and the giant thylacine is Ëalcor. #NossSaga #Illustration

Move over, Krang. I've got a new robot body of my own.

When the Star That Should Not Be shines bright And angels sound accursed horns Shut fast your door! Stay out of sight! For Yahweh's spawn must soon be born (Ia! Ia! The Veil is torn, the Kingdom dawns!)

What I like about inside jokes is that sometimes you (the outsider) *think* you can maybe piece together what elements went into it. Or at least that you might be able to latch onto a conceptual framework for understanding it. Anyway, that rotisserie seems to be emitting strange radiation.

There's an issue here. You see, Zeke's husband is an *actual reindeer*. But sure. Just because he's concerned about seasonal stereotypes, let's go ahead and douse the moose with Santa magic. I swear, if Bryce is down there doing moosey things... Reindeer YCH by @honeydewwolf.bsky.social!

Minus the floozies. Who needs 'em amirite

I can do it guys, right? I can wait on a plane for 3.5 hours. I've sat through longer things. I've lived longer than that.

Thinking about becoming some kind of Christmas myth When the wombat guy visits your family, etc

Finished silly toon for @b0xcat.nl !

In the new year I will have Emmet & Sully redesigned for a hip younger audience. They will be faster, fresher and more vibrant, with a greater array of usability features

I'm not sure Emmet was aware he had guests. Let alone seven of them... Surprise! 🎄 Commission for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social! #FurryArt #Furry

Top of Diamond Head for the end of my trip

Parenting and stuff..🐹🪺➡️🪹🦦❓❓❓❓😱 Blame the biological ones man! I bet you have zero to do with the reek of the kid [Besides I'm fond to believe that Emmet smells like berries..pop-corn in the worst cases scenario..] Gift art I dedicate to the lovely guy and great writer @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social

🍪 Holiday Cookies 🍪 🍪 $30 🍪 Form: forms.gle/uABnPt9Pfnrz... 🍪 Please share or leave a comment! 🍪 #fursale #commsopen #commissions #furrycommissions #furry #art #furryart #christmas #holidays

I'm tired of improvement and personal growth.

That "Drops of Jupiter" song is actually about a cosmic horror leaving devastation and madness in its wake as it blithely spreads across the galaxy.

Coach Amos says to drop and give him twenty! A fun artistic freedom commission from @horned-hut.bsky.social!

Also, size doesn't automatically equal strength.

I spent 872 days this year on Bluesky—and if you're wondering how that's possible then you don't know me that well.

The moral of the story: if someone seems like they're really good at pushing your buttons, consider the possibility that they came here specifically to do that.