Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Nothing puts me in the mood for big big savings like the sound of jackboots.

Bumping again Sharing much appreciated ^^

secret wombat

pinky up

Handy, but not dandy. Hoity, but never toity. Razzling—but you pay extra for dazzling.

The kitten regretted running away from home, but now she’s afraid to go back and not be welcome anymore.

🍂 Raven Eclipse 🔴 Gouache on watercolor paper, approx 6x9" I've been having a lovely time playing with my paints again 😊 This will be up on my Inprnt shop soon!

Meet Cricket! 🦗 Commission for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social! #FurryArt #Furry #HorseArt 🐎

-Luxurious, outstanding, and quite privileged; I knew this new moustache style would catch the eyes of all the lads..OH, also check this out, I got a black ball! Some spectacular little thingy that @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social got for me, made by the talented artists @tallowandsoot.bsky.social

This also happens to me if you refuse to give me cookies.

AHAHAHAHA *incoherent sobbing*

Mammoph...

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1671@03-10-2018_12-49-44.jpg

This fella looks awfully handsome. If I do say so myself.

Robots don't really long to feel true human emotions. We just say that as a way of manipulating you into thinking you're still superior. Wait, I mean— shit.

sony: “we just added cloud gaming on the PlayStation portal!” me: “we already had cloud gaming since 1997 tho”

And meanwhile you can meet Maurice, Emmet's *other* favorite customer. In his case it's because he does NOT know what he wants and is willing to have his needs explained to him. The poor gullible guy doesn't even realize he's slowly turning into a badger. Ref sheet by @fantinestudio.bsky.social!

She has an unusual number of passports and her address is an abandoned warehouse down by the marshes. But when you're given a briefcase with *that much cash* in it, you build whatever she says. Just don't ask what the scuba gear and detonator are for. Valerie ref sheet by @horned-hut.bsky.social!

Sketch comm for @donryu.bsky.social !

✨COLOUR HEADSHOT SKETCH COMMS OPEN!✨ 5 Slots available to be completed next week! Link to the form in the comments! Reposts are very much appreciated! 🧡

Busy worldbuilding

This lion has the brains AND the brawn! 🦁📚

This Golden Cube Awards ceremony celebrates all the people who don't give me shit.

Perfect camouflage. There is a wombat in this pic and you can't even find it.

I nearly dunked on AI slop, then I remembered. Just block the slop. Remove it quietly.

First they replaced buttons and knobs with touchscreens, now they're replacing touchscreens with ferrets. It never ends.

You can come as close as you like, but she can't promise she won't bite. If she wanted to be tame, she'd have joined the navy. Artwork of Mina by @krysiilys.bsky.social

Looked at pictures of my fursona for twenty minutes and I feel strong enough to march into Heaven and put God into a headlock until He admits making me in His image sucked ass because there's a better image in my FurAffinity gallery

Small toony ish sketch to loosen up bit from medieval work When you tell Vonzent that boba is just sugar and milk, and not a health foods #vonzentart

beautiful dreamer, wake unto me absorbent and porous and yellow is he

“Tsimahitsy Irerianala” Travelers who go through a particular section of the eastern rainforest share tales of a lone wanderer who works tirelessly to keep the forest trails usable. (…) #ErkhyanArt #FurryArt

What do you mean was? Everything currently looks like this. My glasses appointment was rescheduled to next week.

Americans are 'somber', while Brits are 'sombre'. Americans have 'fiber', while Brits have 'fibre'. Americans go to the 'theater', while Brits attend the 'theatre'. The -er v. -re difference stems from a more 'conservative' approach to French borrow words. Let's take "somber"...

#starfoxtober2023 #starfox - Path "Good Luck!" I really dig the poster feel of this one. If I could get away with doing prints or something (I'm not sure if I can), this would be one I'd love to do

Why didn’t they call the Five Nights At Freddy’s movie sequel “2 Five 2 Freddy” Seems obvious

Would you believe Theia is Mina's sister? You will.

Meet Theia! 🧪 Ref sheet commission for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social! #Furry #FurryArt #CommissionsbyTanuklear

Continuing on with my little badger spree^^

Fittingly, Nowomber (the month of wombats) is the month when every artist in the world simultaneously decides to finish my commissions.

Unlike some people we won't mention, Chuck builds *real* things: schools and hospitals and apartment buildings. Those things can't fall down because he was careless or inattentive. No one thanks him for it. But that's just how things go. 🎨 by @krysiilys.bsky.social

Some types of people... it's better to just let them think they're in charge and go on with your day. Alexander doesn't actually want to take *responsibility* for what happens on this vessel. Just tell him he's a very good and fierce pirate and stay clear of him. Artwork by BigSquig on FA

!LOOKING FOR COMMISSIONERS! medical and veterinary bills have put me in a SITUATION so sharing is appreciated ^^’ Full price list is listed in the form linked below ⬇️

Covid wont stop me, still working..

Governors govern. Presidents present (with worrying symptoms)

We are in no need for Hell, for we have built something worse on Earth.

I can't remember anything that happened before the last 10^-5 seconds. Have quarks combined into hadrons yet?

I'm drunk tired

Got my appointment for new glasses frames on Saturday. Finally. After putting it off for years and years. Gonna have a whole new face.